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Talking about marriage in WeChat circle of friends

1. is the last place where colleagues get married, because no one can fool anyone who is an expert on each other's affairs. A husband will not worship his wife mysteriously and blindly, and the foundation of marriage will not be solid.

Second, the magic of marriage lies in the golden touch. After years of marriage, gentleness becomes trivial, beauty becomes superficial, talent becomes ostentatious, romance becomes flashy and emotional appeal becomes wasteful. It's hard to see couples enjoying and loving each other for years.

Third, women who don't attach importance to marriage are marriage problems, and women who attach too much importance to marriage are marriage problems.

Fourth, it is not a man's fault that a woman can't get married, sometimes it is another woman's fault. Classic sentences about marriage.

Marriage is the grave of love-if you don't have a house, you can't even get into the grave!

6. Sometimes, love based on marriage is easier to find those tiny bright spots in her body and lay a solid foundation for the lasting marriage.

Seven, said that marriage is the grave of love, that is somebody else's idea, I think marriage is heaven. It depends on how both sides operate. Good operation is heaven, and bad operation is hell.

8. If marriage is a besieged city, then love is a house in a besieged city. Men and women who don't have a house to live in can't stand the wind and rain, and they either run away or die. So whether you are in love before marriage or after marriage, your marriage will last for a long time, because you have a house full of love.

The advantage of marriage is that you always have a place of your own, but the problem is that you can only have this place forever.

Ten, choose a suitable person who is willing to love you for a lifetime, even if it starts from naked marriage? Let's "get married naked without naked men"! The long life has enough struggle time to fill the blank of naked marriage, and running a life for love with the people who are destined to be together is the king of happiness!

Eleven, men feel that there are very few women who are suitable for them before marriage, and many women who feel that they are suitable for them after marriage. All women should get married and try to make their husbands earn money to support themselves.

Twelve, a woman's marriage is a psychological dark war, a process of constantly defeating herself, and a process of constantly compromising herself.

Thirteen, love can not be forced, marriage does not need to be forced, both men and women, love and marriage should be treated with caution, emotional marriage can not be arbitrary behavior.

Fourteen, the wife is unfaithful, and the husband is half responsible. The husband is unfaithful and the wife is half responsible. If the other party is forced to flee, the responsibility is even greater.

Fifteen, there is no unhappy marriage, only unhappy couples. Couples walk into the marriage hall with good hopes for marriage, but finally they are disappointed, so they complain about marriage and say that marriage is the grave of love. In fact, they are really to blame.

Sixteen, do a health check before marriage, and do an intelligence test when you are in love!

17. Marriage is also a woman's business. If one day the end of the world comes, what you think about is definitely not your career, but your family.

18. Marriage is the grave. People who approach marriage are like approaching the grave of marriage. Is that so? Please look at the sentence!

Nineteen, married life, half-open and half-closed life. There are no perfect men and women in the world. If you keep your eyes open for too long, or shine in the magic mirror for too long, I'm afraid even God can find fault with you.

Twenty, "love can't be forced, and marriage doesn't need to be forced. Both men and women should be cautious about love and marriage, and emotional marriage cannot be arbitrary. "

Twenty-one, marriage does not need too great love, it is enough to get married without hating each other.

22. Marriage is a box. What you put in is love, and what you take out must be love. You can give as much love as you put in, otherwise you will get nothing!

23. Marriage is a refrigerator. Its purpose is to keep love fresh, but the result is to cool it down.

Wechat friends circle talks about family

1. Home is a deep love language; Home is nagging; Home is a trivial day that is turned over from page to page; Home is a string of red peppers hanging under the eaves.

2. What is home? Suddenly, I often ask this question. A place that can shelter from the wind and rain, with lights and warmth is home.

I love my home, a happy and warm home. Get up every day, you will see your parents are busy; Whenever school is over, delicious meals will be placed on the table; Whenever I encounter difficulties in my study, my parents always patiently explain to me; Whenever I am sick, my parents are always with me, which makes me feel that my home is full of sunshine and incomparable warmth.

4. homesick, homesick, no matter where I am; I'm homesick, homesick, and I can't help crying. No matter how far we go, we can't get out of your heart! No matter how complicated it is outside, I am no longer afraid to think of you! Homesickness, homesickness, home is our eternal root!

Home is a place that everyone can rely on. Home is the cradle of every child's growth and the harbor of every child's life.

6. Home is a pair of slippers handed by my lover when I return; Home is the smiling face of children jumping into their arms; Home is a steaming piece of rice on the dining table; Home is a sweet double bed under the bedside lamp.

7. Home is a haven for drifters, a habitat for love, a post station for the soul and a spiritual paradise. It is an exhortation at work; It is an umbrella when it rains; It is a painful responsibility when you are sick, you wait patiently; When quarreling, it is mutual tolerance; Children smile when they hug their knees; It is the tacit understanding of the eyes; It is a phone call that parents deeply miss and care about when they are wandering outside; It is the wandering wanderer's deep concern.

8. Homesickness is a feeling. Nowadays, society is full of feasts and luxuries. What kind of self-control can people outside have in the face of so many temptations without violating their persistence? Friends outside, I admire people like you for sticking to your feelings in the world of mortals. Never fade.

9. A home without relatives will never have a sense of belonging, just like a floating cloud forever. However, home is not only a square room, but also a beautiful and luxurious arrangement. The most important element of family is our feelings, and we manage with our heart. Because of this feeling of concern, we feel warm and relaxed. I care because of love, and I miss you because of love.

10. Homesickness is a kind of mood. When you are sad, I really want to call my family and tell them your grievances. When you are happy, I really want to call my family and tell them your joy. When you are lonely, I really want to call my family and tell them about your loneliness. When you succeed, I really want to call my family and tell them about your efforts. When you are homesick, you really want to call your family and tell them how attached you are to them!

1 1. Homesickness is also a kind of growth. No matter how rebellious you were before and how much you wanted to escape, no matter what misunderstanding you had with your parents. As long as you go outside and your life fluctuates a little, you will abandon the impulsive words that you once said I won't call you again, and so on. Telling them your situation in despair is a hint of how crazy you are about them!

12. What is home? Opinions vary. Sociologists say that home is the smallest cell of society; Marriage experts say that home is a world of two people who are dependent on each other; The writer said that home is a group of pigs raised under Bao Gai. What is home? I remember a friend's wedding, and the master of ceremonies said affectionately: Home is not a place to make sense, home is not a place to put money, and home is not a place for two people to make do.

13. Some people say that home is a bed. When you are tired, you can lie on it and have a good sleep. When I wake up, my eyes will not be bloodshot, my heart will not be bitter, and the whole person will be full of energy. Some people also say: Home is a warm harbor, where the tired birds return to their nests.

14. Home is a warm word and a place where we can get rid of fatigue and rest physically and mentally.

15. In fact, when you share the joy of laughter with others, especially when you joke about your own mistakes and weaknesses, you are also proving to people that you don't have to worry about unpleasant trifles in life. Nowadays, the pace of people's life and work is accelerating, and their nerves are tense every day. If they come home from work, get along with friends and have a humorous or pleasant story, their fatigue and troubles will disappear and people will feel relaxed.

16. This home away from home is my kingdom of thought. Here, you can get rid of the fetters of the world and let your thoughts fly freely; You can also be indifferent to your mood and forget that flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, and the clouds in the sky are rolling. Always trying to pour a thing, a scene and a mood into the pen, although the expression is weak and naive, it is still stubborn and full of enthusiasm.

17. The night is so dark, there is only one star in the sky, and it is trying to give off a faint light; There is a lamp on the ground, radiating the warmest light in the world. The place where the lights are on is the direction of home and the warmest place in the world.

18. Home is a place to carry love, and there is love to have a home! Home is not only a house, but also a room with Simmons. The space where materials are piled up is not the real connotation of home.

Home is so warm! There is no confusion in the ears of silk and bamboo, and there is no complicated form. You can tune the piano and read Jin Dian. I am a humble room, but I am virtuous! Home-full of happiness!

20. What is home? Home is a room, a lamp and a soft bed. With a house, you don't have to worry about the wind and rain. With lights, you don't have to worry about the stars and the moon at night. With a bed, you can sleep soundly and have a good dream when you are tired and sleepy. What is home? Home is a sun, and parents' happy smiles synthesize a ray of warm sunshine.

2 1. Sometimes in the dead of night, I suddenly feel that I can't sleep, but I don't want to sleep stubbornly. Sometimes, inexplicably in a bad mood, I don't want to talk to anyone, just want to be alone. Sometimes, when you hear a song, you will suddenly think of someone. -people rest when they are tired, and calm down when they are tired. I lost myself and had to pick it up slowly.

22. Heartbroken, distressed, cold, upset, upset! I am ambivalent, and there is an unknown fire in my heart, which seems to explode! The computer always crashes, which is even more annoying! Later, when I saw the article that revealed my true feelings in July, I couldn't help crying. Oh, my God! What did we do wrong?

23. Smart people are always looking for a good mood; Successful people are always in a good mood; Happy people always enjoy a good mood. Now I don't blame anyone, laugh at anyone and envy anyone. The sun is shining, running in the wind and rain, dreaming your own dreams and going your own way. Everything's fine, really. Everything is fine. Whenever I am upset, I will lie on the grass, listen to music, and my thoughts will slowly melt into the night sky.

24. Cowards have died many times before they die; A brave man only dies once in his life. Of all the strange things, people's fear of death is the strangest.

25. My life is full of warmth. I gave you everything, and you left me. How to smile at others in the future?

26. Nothing can pass, but I can't go back.

27. I'm waiting for you to appear. I think your head will suddenly light up. However, the miracle never happened, and I was completely disappointed. I feel the pain, the destruction of waiting, and the torture of expectation.

28. Home is actually a place where you have me. Even if you live in a humble abode, even your fingers are hard to pull: Will your salary be paid next month? Then imagine the delicious food in the bud of the tip of your tongue and where to see the scenery.

29. Home is our eternal root. No matter how far we go, even the ends of the earth, we can't get out of its heart and care. Home has our best dreams and fairy tales. No matter how complicated it is outside, as long as we think about it, we won't be afraid!

30. Happiness is a kind of mood and a natural positive attitude. Seek happiness in the ordinary, in the hardships, and in the twists and turns.

3 1. Women are not sexy, they must be emotional; Without sensibility, it is necessary to be rational; If there is no reason, we must have self-knowledge; If there is no such thing, she will only have misfortune.

32. What is failure? Nothing, just a step closer to success; What is success? That is, after all the roads leading to failure, there is only one road left, and that is the road to success.

33. People are not bad, just habits. Everyone has habits, but the depth is different. As long as he has a right heart, forgive him if he can, and don't treat him as a bad person.

34. An unacceptable love needs not sadness, but time, a time to forget. A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but understanding.

35. Face the future bravely, accept the past and memories you have experienced, and bravely say what you shouldn't say. When you meet people and things in the past, you should always remember them. To reflect. Face everything bravely.

36. Don't let this turn into pain. Now that you have experienced it, I think of it occasionally after many years. I hope this is a good memory. Smart people know that they want to be happy.

37. Everyone has a life, but not everyone knows life and even cherishes it. Life is a punishment for people who don't understand life.

Everyone has experienced some unpleasant things in his life. Like me, it used to be so miserable. It's a good thing you're there to comfort me. Remember what you said to me at that time?

As for you, what I want to say is to be patient and face up to your considerate strengths. Assuming he doesn't change his mind, I'm sure other boys will appreciate you, too.

40. Don't stop and give up easily if you can still work hard and pay. Nothing really came true until the moment you stopped trying.

About the circle of friends on birthdays, talk about the birthday of WeChat circle of friends.

First, I had an ordinary birthday because I didn't care.

Second, a year has passed, and I have grown up by one year. I am slowly moving towards maturity and growth. I must learn to live and take good care of myself. No matter what will happen in the future, I will face it firmly, come on, believe in myself, and I will definitely do it!

Third, the birthday present you gave me was really good. It's all for you two.

Maybe this is our birthday party. I want to invite my friends, but I'm worried about manners. Let's just stay together quietly and enjoy our time together.

Dear yourself, there is only one you in the world. Even if no one knows how to appreciate it, you should love yourself and be yourself.

Six, the four joys of life: youthful vitality, successful entrepreneurship, family harmony and neighborhood harmony. There are four tragedies in life: suffering from loss, repeating the same mistakes and achieving nothing. Happy birthday to me.

7. birthday? There must be happiness hidden behind it. If you love him so much, you will be happy. Cold all over!

8. May wonderful fragrance surround me all the time, make my life full of happiness and joy, and let me bathe in endless happy years forever! Happy birthday to me!

9. Happy birthday to yourself. I hope 20 17' s family will be safe and all their wishes will come true. (Birthday wishes should be more effective) Thank you for your gift.

Being hurt can hone your mind, being cheated can increase your knowledge, being abandoned can teach you the ability to stand on your own feet, and being criticized can fuel your wisdom. Happy birthday to me.

Eleven, a person's birthday, I wish myself a happy birthday and thank my husband for coming back in the last few hours of my birthday!

Twelve, the rain is falling, and the sound is crisp. It's raindrops saying birthday wishes to themselves!

Thirteen, on this special day, I have nothing else to say, just want you to know that every year today, you will receive my blessing and feel my love, forever love!

When I was a child, I was a princess with a sheet and a birthday hat on her head.

Some people say that although life is hard, there are always some people who live leisurely and tastefully. Because they face life with a happy heart and look for happiness in difficult places, life is bright. Happy birthday to me.

Some people say that although life is hard, there are always some people who live leisurely and tastefully. Because they face life with a happy heart and look for happiness in difficult places, life is bright. Happy birthday to myself!

Seventeen, I sang a song with a smile, but I cried and swallowed the cake.

Happy birthday! I want to send you a 100% pure milk candy: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, the validity of classic sentences = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+moving.

19. I envy my birthday for being so romantic and poetic. I only hope that every day is happy, healthy and beautiful. Life needs to be struggled, created and grasped! Happy birthday!

I envy my birthday for being so romantic and poetic. I only hope that every day is happy, healthy and beautiful. Life needs to be struggled, created and grasped! Happy birthday!

Dear yourself, never make a promise to others easily. A promise is a debt owed!

Happy birthday, one year older, thanks to my friends who celebrated my birthday.

23. May the wonderful fragrance surround you all the time, make your life full of happiness and joy, and bathe in endless happy years forever! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

24. I wish you happiness and relaxation in this day that belongs to you and make up for your hard work this year.

Twenty-five, this time I leave you, it is wind, rain, night; You smiled, I waved, and a lonely road spread to both ends. Happy birthday to myself!

Twenty-six, there are still three days to my adult day, wish me happiness!

Twenty-seven, my proud birthday was in Shenzhou 5, which was a rare day when my birthday coincided with the lunar calendar. The day before my birthday, Yang Liwei went to heaven. I made a wish in my heart and kept praying silently. On my birthday, I turned on the TV at less than six o'clock in the morning. At six o'clock, the main landing site in Inner Mongolia received the signal of the spacecraft return cabin. At 6: 23, in the first command hall of Beijing Aerospace Command and Control Center, the good news of the safe landing of the return capsule of Shenzhou 5 manned spacecraft came from the loudspeaker, and the hall was filled with jubilation. My hanging heart began to have a boiling passion.

28. Who can recite my mobile phone number? Who can recite my QQ? Who knows my birthday? Who knows what I'm afraid of. Who remembers what I like?

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. Happy birthday to me.

Thirty, having a healthy body will make your life more energetic; Having a clear head will make your life more rational; Having a group of friends will make your life happier; Having a love will make your life more harmonious. Happy birthday to me.

Thirty-one years old, you don't have to work hard in this world, you can only get your own age. How time flies! It's almost my first birthday, so I wish myself a happy birthday in advance.

Happy birthday to my best friend!

Today is my birthday. I hope in the future without you, I will smile and be happy.

Thirty-four, the due date is advanced, and you have changed from a demon to a fairy. Happy birthday, fairy! Happy birthday.

Whether I am silent or not, you can hear my heart.

I can't choose the best, but the best chose me. Happy birthday to myself.

Today is my lunar birthday, and tomorrow is my solar birthday. Wish me a happy birthday, ok?

If you ask me what I want for my birthday, I can tell you: I want you.

On this special day, I have nothing else to say, but I want you to know that every year today, you will receive my blessing and feel my love forever!

Forty, do you remember three words I said to you? I believe you haven't forgotten. Today is your birthday. I just want to say that you are one year older. I hope you can judge your life better. No matter what setbacks you encounter, you must persist in fighting for your dreams!

On this special day, I want to say that I am really glad that time has not changed our friendship. I hope my birthday is full of fun.

I thought we would go to the end, but that was just my idea. Any unfulfilled ideas ... Happy birthday to myself.

Forty-three, I wish myself a happy birthday. May God bless my life in Chang 'an, may myself and my family and relatives be healthy and safe, and may myself and my loved ones grow old together, and everything will go with the flow.

Forty-four, not every day can be a birthday, I hope I have a happy birthday today and wish you happiness every year!

Forty-five, no one wants to change his mind on purpose. He really loves you when he loves you.

Forty-six, the phoenix that once played here, so that this place was named after them, left without a promise and waited all night. From then on, Wan Li cried. Happy birthday to me.

Forty-seven, happiness is like flowing water in the East China Sea, and life is longer than Nanshan.

Forty-eight, let short messages carry my greetings, and let words express my blessings. Today is your birthday, and my heart is as happy as yours! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Forty-nine, confidence should persist in the end, husband and wife should work together, think twice before making friends, life should be colorful, the neighborhood should be colorful and exquisite, things should be eight immortals, and words should be kept, so that life can be satisfied. Happy birthday to me.

Fifty, the delicate and charming flowers have opened for you; The beautiful days came quietly. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Talk about letting go of the WeChat circle of friends.

1. If I can pull your face back by imagination, I don't think I want to wake up.

If loving you is hurting you, I choose to like you. If liking you bothers you, I choose to leave you. If I can exchange everything for your happiness in this life, I am willing to give everything just because I love you!

If you're good, that's good. But why should I accompany you to your old age? -Miss Xu "Everything is the best arrangement"

You are the wound in my heart, and the beating heart makes the wound unable to heal.

I want to thank you. It's not your departure that makes me single, but your company that makes my lonely life more loving.

6. I always think of you in the middle of the night. I always forget you when the sun is shining, not because I don't love you, but because I hide you in my heart.

7. Sometimes you don't need too gorgeous romance, but simple little happiness is true.

8. Life is not Lin Daiyu, and it won't become colorful because of your sadness.

9. Clumsily approach you, remember you sweetly, miss you beautifully, meet you happily and luckily, really like you, fall in love with you honestly and sincerely, and accompany you forever and ever, for a lifetime.

10. Most people make mistakes because they think too much when they should use their true feelings, and they are too emotional when they should use their brains.

1 1. Your avoidance and evasion strangled my reason and courage.

12. Looking back on the road we walked together, we laughed and we were depressed. Endless songs and words. Everything is like a perfect and vague dream.

13. There are always many things that can't be left, such as the time that has gone away, such as withered emotions; There are always many things that are hard to give up, such as chasing dreams, such as deep love in my heart. There are many unknown factors on the road of life that constantly change our direction. When a road is impassable, don't cling to the scenery in front of you, don't look back at the journey when you came, summon up courage to turn a corner, and maybe you can dig out your vitality and dig out a bright future.

14. No setback comes with a smile, but some setbacks can be conquered with a smile. Some people can't walk out of the shadow of frustration all their lives because they forget to smile with a calm heart.

15. Many people don't need to meet again because they are just passing by. Forgetting is the best memory we give each other.

16. I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes are all scratched and there is no spark.

17. Whether you continue to love each other or decide to break up, the love you often think you suffered is definitely a lose-lose. You not only lost the part you saw, but also lost the part that the other party would miss.

18. Just in time, caught off guard. Two flowers bloom, and the sky is far apart.

19. Who is not waiting, waiting for the person who can really watch the sunset hand in hand in the next year. In the process of waiting, we will meet another person, because we don't know if we can go to the end now, so we try to love. Unfortunately, before the seeds of love bloom, the two of us have parted ways. I can only comfort myself, but I am shallow and helpless.

20. I walk slowly, but I never walk backwards. I walk slowly, but I never walk backwards.

2 1. Waiting for the sunrise, people spend the day; Waiting for spring, people live a year; Waiting for a lover, a person's life. No matter how long you wait, cherish the lover you have.

I will never forget you, and there will always be your place in my heart.

23. Time is not used to dilute everything, but to let us find the answer.

24. Emotional things are often incomprehensible, not because you don't want to love, not because you don't love, but because you are afraid. Love is also a kind of harm.

25. Memories are still warm, but promises have cooled down.

26. I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

27. The biggest source of pain and hatred in this world is the memory of past injuries. The biggest source of pain and hatred in this world is the obsession with the past.

28. Don't be afraid of losing face. The pursuit of losing face is a successful attempt. As for those who laugh at you for this, you can exclude them from the list of your future opponents. You should applaud everyone who sings on stage.

29. The person who hurts you is either stronger than you or weaker than you. If he is weaker than you, forgive him; If he is better than you, forgive yourself.