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Tell me about those who want to smoke and drink
1. I like smoking and drinking, which is nothing compared to heartache.
2. If a man doesn’t smoke or drink, he will walk in this world in vain.
3. You are the smoke I breathe into my lungs, lingering in this life.
4. A glass of wine, a cigarette and a pot of tea.
5. I smoke, I drink, I miss you, I love you.
6. If you want to smoke or drink, there is no need to make excuses.
7. Smoking is harmful to physical health, but it is good for mental health.
8. Smoking damages the lungs, drinking alcohol damages the stomach, and I miss you.
9. Life is very tiring, a glass of wine and a cigarette are enough.
10. When a man has cigarettes and beer, he also has a story.
11. Drinking too much wine will hurt your stomach, and smoking too much will hurt your lungs.
12. I don’t drink, but I said drunken things.
13. Later I learned to smoke and drink, and also learned how to give up.
14. Love is like smoke, both illusory and real. It cannot escape being destroyed.
15. In ancient times, all the sages were lonely, only the drinkers left their names.
16. A cigarette and a glass of wine accompany me to sleep.
17. Sometimes a cigarette is more like a parting.
18. One cigarette after another, how deeply do I love you.
19. A cigarette, a glass of wine, a person, memories.
20. Let tobacco and alcohol take your place. From now on, you will smoke and alcohol for the rest of your life.
21. Betel nut and smoke have boundless magical power. Monkeys are turning the world upside down and are lawless.
22. Forget when you gave up smoking, but remember why you started smoking.
23. Smokers have worries, and drinkers have stories.
24. It doesn’t matter if you stand with both feet and drink, but you never drink with your buttocks standing.
25. Flowers are more intoxicating than wine; flowers are beauty, wine is sorrow.
26. Cut off the water with a knife and the water will flow more. Raising a cup will eliminate the sorrow and make it more sorrowful.
27. When it comes to wine, either don’t drink it or get drunk.
28. I smoke, drink and get tattoos, but I am a good boy.
29. Drinking is not for the sake of drinking, but because you can’t stop drinking.
30. I heard that drinking can cause sudden death, so I fell in love with drinking.
31. I hate drinking, but I like the person who can make me drink.
32. When tobacco and alcohol enter the throat, sadness becomes a song.
33. A glass of sake and a cigarette to pay tribute to your friends!
34. Learning to smoke and drink will not last forever.
35. The doctor said that smoking damages the lungs. She told me that she was sentimental and sad.
36. I have smoked a lot of cigarettes, but I have never been able to learn to smoke.
37. Since you like smoking so much, you might as well become a lighter in your next life.
38. Being down and out in the rivers and lakes does not make you feel the bitterness, and the eternal love and hatred are just a bottle of wine.
39. From now on, I smoke and drink, and keep silent for ever.
40. Smoking and wine are like passing clouds of smoke. The smoke rises and the wine leaves a lingering fragrance.
41. Flowers and wine are nothing more intoxicating than flowers. Flowers are beauties and wine is sorrow.
42. I offer a glass of wine to the past, but I won’t force you to keep the story.
43. You said you were allergic to alcohol, but he toasted you and drank it.
44. Don’t always cry about smoking two more cigarettes or drinking two more glasses of wine.
45. I am still young, I can still smoke and drink, and leave as soon as I want.
46. The only things sadder than sadness are stories, tobacco and alcohol.
47. Although I smoke, drink and swear, I am a good girl!
48. Love is like wine. If you don’t taste the taste, it’s hard to understand the intoxication.
49. Don’t drink or smoke, and try to be a sunny girl.
50. Smoking and drinking well. I won’t touch feelings anymore.
51. When people arrive, courtesy and affection arrive; cigarettes, tea and wine are served.
52. Drink wine and smoke, and be happy day by day.
53. Tobacco and alcohol still understand me. Tobacco and alcohol can prolong my life and I can overcome my sorrow.
54. A glass of wine, a cigarette, and a hand when the business fails.
55. You are the wine that I drank into my stomach, breaking my liver and intestines.
56. It is said that tobacco and alcohol are harmful to the body. But no one stopped, they continued.
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