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Call of duty is rubbish, CF is a masterpiece! Refuse to plead guilty?

First of all, landlord, the spray quantity is fixed on you.

Can grenades be recovered when they are opened? Why is the quality of your grenades so good? Can you put your Grenade back when it was opened on the battlefield? It's the first time I've heard of such funny technology, environmental protection? How much do you know about environmental protection? This is called environmental protection? Environmental protection is a term for garbage. Do you think grenades in CF are rubbish? Still think CF is rubbish? Waste utilization? Landlord, your cultural level is questionable. Are you a pupil or a young man in a small ordinary middle school? Do you know how many players CF has? 300 million? Is it? Isn't that supported by CF's perfect pull-up policy? How many trumpets does a player have? Did CF calculate it? Besides, can you see CF from the street when you get out of the computer? Call of Duty 8 was advertising on buses in Europe and America. There are special programs and talk shows on TV, and even a promotional film will attract a lot of game speculation. What about Call of Duty? So far, I can't even find a logo with an avatar. From the game website, CF is just an icon. You can overcome it.

Back to the topic, grenades from the future, dare to ask the landlord if he has seen grenades from the future? Don't you talk nonsense when you don't see it? What can grenades do in the future? Can you blow people up? You won't feel anything until you throw it under your feet. Have you ever seen a high-explosive Grenade? Don't you feel like a mission flare? Who do you think copied who? What does IW think? Didn't your Grenade have a fuse? Are you blind? Don't you know that grenades are not your friends if they are insured? You don't even know the classic Murphy's Law. Who are you to say Grenade? I didn't know grenades were insured. It took you so long for nothing. FPS, grenades are expensive? With your money, you use RMB to charge QB, then find a member to provoke T people and brush some nonsense with a horn in the group? Whose money are you wasting? Taking other people's labor for food, you sound like an arrogant child. You know grenades are expensive. Do you know that life is more expensive on the battlefield? What's the use of having money? Isn't it just to keep yourself alive, and how much equipment you buy is not a one-time thing? American javelin missiles, just to fight, how much does it cost to buy guns for training? Why don't you dry the tank with a knife?

Back to the topic again, CF's injury has no effect at all. Do you think there is anything else to say about this game? Can you run when your leg is broken in the war? Can I still use a gun when my hand is broken? Your neck is broken. Are you still breathing? Haven't you experienced the pain after every death in the game? Can't you feel it? You think this is just a game? It is this feeling that CF brings to you. If you were hit in reality, wouldn't you pause? Can't you breathe to suppress the pain? What's wrong with Call of Duty? What makes you say that about them? People gasp when they are hit. CF didn't think of this. Are you still talking to them? Is your mind as dead as CF? What does your injury have to do with your forehead? Aren't you the manipulator? The life of the characters in the game is completely in your hands. What does it matter if you care about other people's lives and deaths? Look at CF, a drop of blood. Do you know what a drop of blood is? Have you ever seen a person who can be cheerful in the street with a drop of blood? A drop of blood, people have long died, fighting freely, how can there be a drop of blood without injury? Have you ever seen anyone in reality who can jump around just after a drop of blood has been cut? Is there such a person? Never seen it before. Minor injuries can't go beyond the line of fire. That's the slogan CF uses to fool children like you. CF will become a slogan after a while. What minor injuries can't cross the line of fire? Were there any minor injuries on the battlefield? Is being hit by a bullet a minor injury? If you are rubbed and destroyed, you may get infected and inflamed. If it is not disinfected for a long time, it may cause fever and leukocytosis. Is this a minor injury? Have you ever tried the feeling of being hit in the head by a bullet? Minor injuries are ridiculous. Remember, there is no difference between injuries on the battlefield, only soldiers and wounded soldiers, and injuries will not be divided into sizes. I believe CF's shower slogan is ridiculous, and soldiers from the future are even more ridiculous. Have you seen it? Have you ever seen soldiers from the future bring some strange-looking weapons when they go to war? What Christmas M4? Count it yourself. How many times have M4 and CF been modified? Change the disguise, add an accessory, click the mouse in the task, and waste hundreds of gold things. Do you earn face? Soldiers in the future will not fight with weapons, but with equipment. Even if the current anti-terrorist forces go to the battlefield, they won't bring Christmas M4, Malay sword, pumpkin Grenade and C4 made of CF. I tell you, the weapons and camouflage on the battlefield are all adapted to the environment. When the main weapon is out of bullets, they use auxiliary weapons, and the melee weapons don't need to switch to 3 first, so they all directly give the enemy a knife. Moreover, they have all been trained by CQB before, and there will never be fireworks after the Grenade is exploded. C4 has no legendary appearance and buttons, which is ridiculous. You haven't seen broadsword mines, RPG, javelin missiles, laser pointers. Do you think you are comprehensive? You haven't even seen the aiming weapon. Yeah, that's right. By vision? Are there any sights in the war? Who didn't invent ghost jump by sight or mechanical sight? I'm telling you, when Tencent was developed, it was all set up, just to find someone to tell you what the secret is to make you all high. What's so exciting? Who did you see jumping around while fighting on the battlefield? Moreover, if you can be invisible in battle, it is convenient to bring a sniper. Do you know how difficult it is to train snipers on the battlefield? So many years, so much money, training an excellent sniper, do you think you charge like a group of soldiers? At least this army has never been seen on earth. Besides, don't you want to die by hiding behind a bunker during the war? The enemy can seal off a large area with machine guns. Don't find a bunker to die? Easy to talk to. What do you understand about teamwork? American soldiers fight in teams of four and help each other. Organic gunmen, blasters, snipers and medics, CF deleted blasting and medical treatment, and snipers became fools. Do you think there is a team here? I wonder what TDM do you play every day? The US Navy SEALs are in groups of two, and the back can take care of each other, that is, the CF handle, and the things bought in RMB are fatal. Besides, you said that CF was played by others. You are in China, and nobody in Europe or America knows. On the contrary, Call of Duty is a household name in America. It's on buses, on TV and in newspapers. Where's CF So far, it's just some small advertisements. I've never seen his advertisement in that car. I don't even have a logo. I am ashamed to say that in Europe and America, where there are not many people, 25 million sets can be sold, and the player coverage rate is high. Secondly, you know what CF's graph is called. I dare say that after playing for so long, you don't even know where you are fighting. You don't know whether it's the country, subway, convention center or other buildings. You haven't even seen the grass growing on CF's ground. What map is this? Do you dare to say that the picture is first-class, is there any shadow? Do you have a key map? Is there a particle system? Is there a depth of field? Is there ambient light shielding? Do you have AA? Is there anisotropic filtering? Is there blood? Do you have shell casings? Are there any plants? How dare you say CF is good? How dare you say BF3 sucks? Can you smash this building? Or have you ever seen a rocket? Even an ordinary Grenade launcher has become a treasure. People sprayed a flash bomb, changed the accessories and disguised a new gun. I finally took a new picture and blew it hard. When you do a fool's activity, a new version number will be issued. Even the graphics card of 128 can be smooth and comfortable. How dare you promise? Who is the comic book? Have you ever seen a female soldier dressed like that on the battlefield? Did you know that Seth is a British special aircrew? Did you know Barrett is semi-automatic? Did you know that grenades can only be loaded once and are extremely accurate? Did you know that there was a crater after the Grenade exploded? Do you know C4 has a detonator? Do you know where the knife is? Do you know red dots, holograms, ACOG and thermal sensation? Have you seen AC 130, Apache and Katyusha? You dare to say that you are ignorant without seeing anything, and you don't know who is an idiot and who is ungrateful.

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Rui Liu 39660 20 12-07-02

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Landlord, although I don't want to spray with you.

But I think people like you are almost completely poisoned by the cheating TX.

I think this game CF is stupid in gun, system, authenticity and all aspects.

But as a leading online game in China (at present), it is still quite good.

After all, everyone has different tastes.

You can't compare a story-oriented game with a team-oriented game.

But as an anti-Mark, I just want to say.

Fuck CF

20 12-07-23, No.64 Yu Yan Street

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What you said is all caused by CF's unreality. The broken engine mechanism is a *. You are so embarrassed. Then let me ask you, what is the principle of self-destruction on TV? If you say that the bomb will not explode in the body, is his bomb explosion some kind of time and space factor? Are those steps you are talking about going to the runway on the battlefield, taking a sniper, aiming at people quickly, aiming at you in CF 0 seconds, and taking a TV remote control as a gun? Does it take time to aim? If you don't need time to get things, you already know your mind. Can you do whatever you want? Speaking of pictures, stop talking about pictures and talk about music first. Excuse me, is there music when CF fights? Except for the picture, CF's dead body can climb the wall. If you think this is true, you can try to steal something through someone else's door with your fist. Is there a hit sign and a hit tone in the sense of shooting? The outdated products of CF, which were stopped in South Korea, are competing among students below high school in China. If you like CF so much, do it in the previous CF world, make good use of your thoughts and walk through the wall, and be sure to walk with a cane, otherwise I'm sorry for your CF! Although I am a student, I am not in your camp!