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On San Xiao's Personality Signature
If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible. God declared you invincible.
3. In what age, * * has no rogue consciousness.
Teacher, when you put on this cassock, you will be an old woman.
Shallow things, how did God create such a failure?
6. There are no handsome guys in the world. High technology, naturally.
I can't divorce him unless you wait on me. Please, maybe I can give you this loser.
8. Do you know how to write shame? You lost 18 generations of ancestors.
9. No matter how realistic you pretend, you don't look like a person. Just be reborn in the next life!
10, Pockmarked is not called Pockmarked, that's a lie, you're only one time, and there are two on all sides. Meat that can't be sold in dog days, you smelly goods.
1 1, since being a * * must be shameless, she is used to being ugly.
12, the representative figure of charm: Master Kong, thousands of people soak it every day.
13, there are no handsome guys in the world. High technology, naturally.
As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.
15, find the cause of the problem from yourself, and don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
16, no matter how beautiful the appearance is, it can't hide the inner filth. What's even sadder is that other people fuck you and don't give you money.
17, I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you.
18, the report card ruined such a happy family.
19, you pretend to be five people and six people, which is quite like that. In fact, your mind is full of children!
20. Remember, you can't finish your homework with you.
2 1. If I go down one day, remember that I will come up for you.
22. Outside the castle peak building outside the mountain, you and * * are going to jump off a building. I'm calling for refueling downstairs!
Since you wrote me your resignation letter, I think it is necessary to make some things clear before you resign.
24. It's all water. Why do you need wine? You're a pervert. Why are you pretending to be a sheep?
25. Beneath the appearance of both talent and appearance, there is an essence of pretending to be B inside.
26, afraid of dad, afraid of mom, afraid of beggars, against wolves and dogs.
27, with your bitch, get out of my world, straight into your shameless blessing.
28. Your mother gave birth to you to make you better satisfy all men in the world. Pan Jinlian is less than one thousandth of yours.
29. Look at your bear attitude. Whoever gets close is unlucky. What do you think you're doing? Just jump into the Yellow River.
30. Sister, your bed never stops. There are always so many people.
3 1, addicted to other people's love, I didn't expect * * to be perfect!
32.* * has become a profession, and the marriage certificate is even less valuable than the certificate.
33. Someone told you that my toilet uses mineral water. How do you respond? All I peed on was the royal salute.
34. Men have gold under their knees, and my feet have hair under their knees.
35, look at the face, the dog will make a detour.
36, can't catch the tail of youth, can only smell the P of youth.
37, Shenma girlfriends * * are all P, I have always believed in our friendship. Today is my best friend's birthday. Happy birthday to her.
38, you are the necessary raw material to destroy the universe, even the orcs look down on your orcs.
39, how to say, as long as your base does not affect us.
40, long-term low-cost acquisition of various idle girls, models are not limited, details are negotiable.
4 1, what is not yours will never be yours. You have no capital to rob me.
42. In the field of love, * * is only halfway through.
43. classmates? Is it the legendary beautiful, kind, dazzling and lovable pimp?
Go ahead, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn!
45. If a man sticks your photo on the wall, he can ward off evil spirits during the day and use contraception at night.
46, miss is for the money, what are you for? You will become a * *, perhaps because no one loves you!
47. Horrible ghosts will hide from you when they see you, and hell will not dare to accept you. If you die, you will become a ghost!
48. Don't blame me for being straight. The only advantage in your whole body is your coquettish energy. Many men have been hooked by you.
49, see you this coquettish, born a * * life, you are so worthy of the country?
50. You are a cucumber, so you need to make a move. Your object is a screw, and it has not been screwed.
5 1, do you fucking know how to write shame? I lost it to your ancestors.
52. congratulations You are the eighth woman who likes him! But I believe that you will be like the first seven, and you will not end well in the end.
53, wrong, you know this letter, you are a complete loser!
54. I like to see how you don't like me and how you can't do it.
55. Do you fucking know how to write shame? I lost it to your ancestors.
56. When I wait for my boy, I must appear in your household registration book. If I can't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.
57. There are no handsome guys in the world. With high technology, it will come naturally.
58. Dream on. What the fuck are you doing with my husband if I don't kill you? Our janitor?
59. First declare that being my husband is not allowed to find * *, not allowed to seduce people, and many people are not allowed.
60. This * * is only a mathematical remainder.
6 1, I lose weight every day except during meals, and you still say that I have no perseverance?
62, * * throw herself at others' love, shameless!
Even if the whole world betrays you, I will betray the whole world with you.
64.* * is * *, just like a dou who can never help others.
Please don't pretend to be smart, you will be acclimatized!
66, disgusting * *, you have the courage to admit that you have the ability to sell, don't be so wronged.
67. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.
68. He always said that you are not very good-looking, but you are rich. Today is just the right day. It seems that he still hasn't lied to me. I love him more and more.
69. I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture!
70. You are just a remainder in the division formula. No matter how perfect the accessories are, they can't compare with the original ones. Besides, your accessories are just a defective product.
7 1, for love, you choose to be * *, and for money, you become a chicken.
72. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.
73.* * People with incomplete minds are willful towards others.
74. A shameless bitch may also be a free lady and a prostitute reviled by everyone.
75. Don't you dare rob my man. If I am forced to die, I will die together. If I don't get it, don't even think about it.
76. Two people's beautiful emotional world is suddenly broken by a third party, okay?
77. You have been praised by people for being an idiot for so many years, just because you enjoy it!
78.are you a man? You'd better rinse your mouth in the cesspit!
79. I never thought that a man infected with sexually transmitted diseases would be so popular. You should have come to me earlier. Sister gave it to you, and sister was relieved.
80. by the way, a word of warning, it will be more beautiful to change clothes into Chinese-style chest covers and open pants.
8 1, you are no different from me, I am a normal person, you are just a shameless idiot.
82, * *, do you deserve true love? Be this man's mistress today, and he will sleep with someone else tomorrow.
83. I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.
Talking about mistress: distance produces mistress.
First, the most hateful thing is not the mistress, but the little beggar who can't stand the temptation.
Second, I was wondering, did you get what you wanted with your little face?
Third, I'm not a straw boat, and you bitch don't have to keep sending it to me!
Fourth, distance produces a mistress.
Five, I said with a smile, a mistress can be upright, and the devil can grow angel wings.
6. Bitches are always bitches. Even in the economic crisis, you can't afford it.
Seven, the conditions for you to recruit a husband, you must be rich, handsome, understanding, good character, not male chauvinism. If there is such a person, can people hope that you are a person who looks like Sister Furong instead of Sister Xi?
Eight, so many rivers and mountains? Is mistress like this? .
Nine, it is good to know what you are.
Ten, go, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn!
Eleven, look at your coquettish appearance. You were born to be a mistress. Are you so worthy of your country?
You work so hard at night and come out to attract customers during the day. It's so fucking hard for you!
Thirteen, seeing you, the mood is even more entangled than going to the grave! -
Fourteen, dirty fucking cry dirty.
15. Jiangshan is so charming and San Xiao is so coquettish.
Sixteen, mistress, you are a bitch. Even in an economic crisis, it can't be expensive.
Seventeen, being lived by so many men, it is not the same to initiate coquetry. It's a fucking waste if you don't cook chicken.
Eighteen, you are cheap and promising, and you are coquettish enough.
Nineteen or thirty percent became a career, and the marriage certificate was even less valuable than the certificate.
Super personality xiaosan
We are younger and more beautiful than our first wife.
We have temperament, quality and culture.
We do this for true love, not for money.
We just met the right person at the wrong time.
He loves me and has no feelings for his wife.
His wife is old, ugly and tasteless.
He has reason not to divorce and marry me.
I am willing to be a woman behind the scenes all my life.
We have morality, but when love comes, no one can stop it.
You married people are afraid of men looking for mistresses.
Marriage without love is immoral.
Those who scold mistresses are all abandoned wives and dumped.
If we do three things, we will not destroy other people's families.
We never want to be regular customers, it is enough for two people to fall in love.
We can do three things, because we are better than the average woman.
The unloved person is a third party, so I am not a third party!
I am the one who is most hurt by extramarital affairs, because my efforts are the most selfless and unrequited! !
Once the love between men and women comes, people can't control it!
We are the most pitiful. We sincerely give our feelings and bodies and willingly consume our precious youth for a man who won't belong to us.
I don't want to hurt the man I love, so I don't want to destroy your family. I just want to be with him and love him. I don't want anything!
I am the one who pays the most, suffers the most, is the most pitiful and loves the most.
Talk about the mood of being a mistress. Talk about mistress.
1, the nature of the parent-teacher conference is the same as that of the third child, which destroys family harmony.
2. Liar, why is there no beef in beef instant noodles?
It is said that all shall be well for lovers, all shall be well for the rich, and all shall be well for lovers.
4. Afraid of father, mother, beggar, wolf, dog and mistress.
5. What a happy family this is, but due to San Xiao's intervention, this family has become fragmented. Mistress, you really don't understand the importance of a family to a woman. Don't you know that you will get married and have children in the future, and there are all reasons ... You are young now, but you will be old one day. And today, what you give her, you will bear a hundred times …
I heard that it is not easy for you to be a young lady on location. I will give you more money. You must take care of my man. I don't want him to come to your henhouse every day.
7. mistress! No matter how hard you try, the government will admit it to me.
8. Recently, I heard that several friends were divorced by mistress. Are men full of shit these days? Never think about how pitiful children are! Such a heartless person should go straight to hell! Stupid fork.
9, how to say, as long as your base does not affect us.
10, Xiao San, stop showing off in front of my sister, no matter how ostentatious you are, I used to be like this.
165438+ It is true that our quality is high, and it is estimated that she will not dare to be so crazy when she encounters severe problems.
12, Xiao San's acting skills will be more exquisite than anyone else.
13, scolding San Xiao is a classic sentence of three palace servants.
14, you are a bus, just get on and off for one yuan.
15, show off in an ostentatious manner in front of me again, that's what I use ... (to my mistress)
16, there is nothing at the end, and we still have "Easter".
17, break up. Excellent grades in grade three!
18, without mistress, who will identify your bullshit love?
19, even if you win. There will be other mistresses to destroy you in the future.
The biggest advantage of news broadcast is that you can watch a news at any time by changing the channel.
2 1, parents' meeting and mistress are of the same nature: destroying family harmony.
22. If you have money, you will lose your home; if you have no money, you will worship God.
23. I'm sorry to make you laugh.
24, there is no inseparable couple, only a small three who don't work hard.
25. Love is like poop. You've worked hard for a long time, but it's nothing.
26. Distance does not produce beauty, but only a mistress.
27. Since being a mistress must be shameless, she is used to harsh words.
28. You borrow a dress from Baiyun, a pair of wings from a bird, and then fly up to me and say, "We birds are like this." .
29, mistress, mathematical remainder.
30. Losing weight is not only to lose weight, but also to heal a broken heart and win a breath! Because of obesity walking in the street, suffering from other people's strange eyes, being pointed at; Photographic clothes do not have their own size, even if they are barely put on, they will lose the beauty of the clothes themselves; Often rejected when looking for a job; Disliked by her husband and even married by San Xiao; Obesity brings various diseases to the body.
3 1, I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and stupid and naive!
32. There are two kinds of mistresses. One is to know that people have a wife and go out with others. There is another way to be a mistress. This mistress doesn't know that she has become someone else's mistress, so she must know the situation first. If this person doesn't mean nothing, if he knows everything and intervenes in other people's marriages, then she is a morally corrupt person and there is no need to go easy on her.
33. Curse you for being unhappy all your life and being interfered by mistress all your life ... you ruined my original happiness.
34. Take the road of San Xiao, leaving San Xiao with no choice.
35. Little Three: Little Four, don't show off to the old lady. One day, the big room will knock you down.
36. There is no inseparable couple, only a mistress who doesn't work hard.
37 is your characteristic! You pay attention, sooner or later, there will be a third party, and you are not as good as a lady.
38, white inside and red inside, different. Self-love, peacock Kaiping
39. playing with feelings? Being a mistress? Destroy others' feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically.
40. For love, you choose to be a mistress, and for making money, you become a chicken.
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