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Writing a teaser essay

1. A composition on the twenty-third of the first lunar month

As time goes by, it is the twenty-third of the first lunar month - the Liao Can Festival. On this day, people prepare dry firewood, waste paper and other items that can be used to burn incense at night. It is said that if you burn incense, the bad luck on your body will be washed away, and the coming year will be auspicious and safe.

After looking forward to it, finally at night, every household lit the firewood and paper prepared during the day, and the family gathered around the fire, talking and laughing. As soon as the fire was lit, the adults sprinkled a handful of salt into the fire, and a crackling sound was immediately heard. It is said that it can avoid disasters. The charcoal started, and the family jumped from one end to the other, and then from one end to the other. The atmosphere was very lively. When I jumped, I felt hot and scalding when I looked at the fire. I didn't dare to jump. My mother kept encouraging me. I watched the other children jumping around. One boy even jumped from the two-meter-high fire. I jumped over, and I felt itchy. I closed my eyes and stepped over the fire. Hey! It didn't seem so scary. I suddenly felt energetic and jumped more and more boldly.

If relatives are not around, take out their clothes and burn them. Grandma said that once the malady occurs, the bad luck will be eliminated and everything will be fine within a year.

When the firewood is burned out, my father uses a shovel to lift the ashes, and the sparks fly in the air. Depending on the direction and shape of the flying, "knowledgeable" people will call out "wheat flowers" and "buckwheat flowers" , "millet flower", "corn flower"? What kind of flower appears means that this year's crop will have a good harvest. Immediately afterwards is the "mouse stepping". Everyone competes to use their feet to stamp out the remaining sparks on the ground. To stamp out one spot means to crush a rat to death. joyous. As time goes by, it’s the 23rd day of the first lunar month - the Liao Can Festival. On this day, people prepare dry firewood, waste paper and other items that can be used to burn incense at night. It is said that if you burn incense, the bad luck on your body will be washed away, and the coming year will be auspicious and safe.

After looking forward to it, finally at night, every household lit the firewood and paper prepared during the day, and the family gathered around the fire, talking and laughing. As soon as the fire was lit, the adults sprinkled a handful of salt into the fire, and a crackling sound was immediately heard. It is said that it can avoid disasters. The charcoal started, and the family jumped from one end to the other, and then from one end to the other. The atmosphere was very lively. When I jumped, I felt hot and scalding when I looked at the fire. I didn't dare to jump. My mother kept encouraging me. I watched the other children jumping around. One boy even jumped from the two-meter-high fire. I jumped over, and I felt itchy. I closed my eyes and stepped over the fire. Hey! It didn't seem so scary. I suddenly felt energetic and jumped more and more boldly.

If relatives are not around, take out their clothes and burn them. Grandma said that once the malady occurs, the bad luck will be eliminated and everything will be fine within a year.

When the firewood is burned out, my father uses a shovel to lift the ashes, and the sparks fly in the air. Depending on the direction and shape of the flying, "knowledgeable" people will call out "wheat flowers" and "buckwheat flowers" , "millet flower", "corn flower"? What kind of flower appears means that this year's crop will have a good harvest. Immediately afterwards is the "mouse stepping". Everyone competes to use their feet to stamp out the remaining sparks on the ground. To stamp out one spot means to crush a rat to death. The sounds of laughter and laughter came one after another, resounding throughout the sky.

The epidemic is over, the new year is over, and a peaceful and peaceful year has begun again. 2. First-grade Liaogan composition

My hometown, Yanchi County, Ningxia, is located at the junction of Shaanxi, Gansu, Ningxia and Inner Mongolia. There are many local customs and folk customs here. Let’s just say New Year. It has been celebrated since the New Year’s Eve. To the twenty-third of the first lunar month.

On the twenty-third day of the first lunar month, the festive atmosphere still envelopes this ancient city. When night falls, every household will light the firewood prepared during the day, and the family will talk and laugh around the fire, and the flames will make people's faces flush. As soon as the fire is lit, the adults sprinkle some salt into the fire and make a crackling sound. It is said that this can avoid evil spirits and avoid disasters. The fire started, and the family jumped from one end of the fire to the other one after another. The atmosphere was very lively. If there are relatives who are not at home, take out their hats or clothes and set them on fire. The old people said that if the fire dries up, people's bad luck will be gone, and they will be safe for a year.

When the firewood is burned out, the owner uses a shovel to raise the firewood ashes, and sparks fly in the air. According to the direction and shape of the flying stars, a "knowledgeable" person will shout "wheat flower" or "buckwheat" "flower", "millet flower", "corn flower", etc. The appearance of any flower means a good harvest of certain crops this year.

Under normal circumstances, all kinds of flowers appear, expressing people's hope for a full harvest. Sparks fell to the ground. Then came the "mouse stepping", where everyone competed to use their feet to stamp out the remaining sparks on the ground. Stamping on a spark meant trampling a mouse to death. The laughter and laughter resounded throughout the city.

With the development of the times, people who pay attention to environmental protection have gradually realized the backwardness of this folk custom, and now fewer and fewer people are doing it. 3. Write an essay about my special skill

My special skill-washing dishes

On Sunday, after breakfast, I was about to turn on the TV to enjoy cartoons, and my father asked me Give me an "honorable" task - washing dishes.

Isn’t it just washing dishes? It’s a piece of cake! I came to the kitchen, got a basin of cold water, imitated my mother, washed the big bowl, the small bowl, the small bowl and the chopsticks. After a while of fussing, I was finally done. I was about to report to my dad, but when I touched the dishes, they were greasy, sticky, and not washed! Dad looked at me meaningfully and smiled. Humph, I, the young lady with the best academic performance in the class, can be troubled by washing dishes! I changed a basin of cold water, took the steel wool used for washing dishes, and washed it again carefully, but my nephew was still lighting the lantern - Uncle Zhao (old).

Now, I am anxious. Dad has warned me not to watch TV until the dishes are washed. If this continues, I won’t even be able to watch the end of the cartoon! I looked at my mother for help, and she came over and said, "I'll teach you two secrets. One is to use hot water for washing dishes; the other is to use dishwashing liquid for washing dishes!" Yes, why didn't I think of using it? Dishwashing liquid, look at me! I tried my mother's method, and sure enough, the oily stains escaped from the dishes and chopsticks.

The dishes were washed, but a question mark arose in my mind: "Why does dishwashing liquid have such great magic power?" My dad on the side solved the mystery for me: "What's wrong with dishwashing liquid?" It has low surface tension and good wettability. It can easily penetrate into the gaps of the oil stain itself, softening and loosening the oil stain. Under external cleaning, the oil stain is crushed into small particles. Due to the strong adsorption of the detergent, the crushed oil stain molecules are crushed. It was caught in the dishwashing liquid. If you use hot water, it accelerates the movement of the molecules and makes it easier to wash away the oil. You will understand it when you are in junior high school!" Dad was afraid that I would not understand, so he painted it for me! schematic diagram.

Ah, it turns out that seemingly simple washing dishes contains such profound knowledge!

My mother usually works very hard and is very busy every day. I feel listless as soon as I get home at night. I want to help my mother share some housework and do what I can. Tonight, we had dinner. I said happily: "Mom, can you teach me how to wash dishes?" My mother said with a smile: "I am one year older and I am much more sensible, then okay!" You stand next to me and watch first, and then you can wash it later. "I watched my mother clean up the dishes and chopsticks on the table and put them into the sink. Then, she poured the dishwashing liquid and then turned on the tap water. Colorful little bubbles immediately appeared on the water, like pure white snow. Same. Mom put the bowl into the water first, then wiped it with a rag and put it in another sink to rinse. The bowl looked like a bright mirror when I picked it up. I was already ready to do it, and said impatiently: I know it, I know it, it turns out that washing dishes is so simple! Get out of the way and let me do it. I couldn't wait to roll up my sleeves and do what my mother did. I first picked up a large bowl and dipped it into the water and wiped it with a rag. When I picked it up, I felt the bowl in my hand slip and fall to the ground, and it broke into two pieces. I felt very sad when I saw it. I stood there in a daze without saying a word. My mother saw what I was thinking, came to my side, touched my head, and said sincerely: My child, don’t be impatient about anything, it seems simple. It is very difficult for us to do it well. Don't be discouraged and start again! With my mother's encouragement, I continued to wash carefully. Slowly, I finally washed all the dishes. I jumped up and down and shouted loudly: "I have learned to wash dishes." My mother showed a sweet smile on the side.

What more things should I learn in the future? 4. Compositions about people and events

"Teachers are hard-working gardeners." "Teachers are engineers of the soul." "Spring silkworms die when they die, and wax torches turn to ashes before tears dry up." Ancient and modern, at home and abroad. , how many people have written sentences praising their teachers? These sentences reminded me of my fourth-grade teacher, Teacher Pan.

Teacher Pan, like Teacher Tian in "Unforgettable Teachers", tells a story every time he teaches a lesson, but Pan The stories told by the teacher are always true and always so fascinating.

That day, we were studying "Birds". Teacher Pan introduced us to various birds, and talked about magpies. Teacher Pan She said that when she was a child, there was a big tree in front of her house, and there were many birds perching on the tree. She would run home excitedly after school every day to listen to the sound of magpies in the tree. A classmate asked: " "Why?" Teacher Pan paused and said intoxicatedly: "Because at that time, I thought that as soon as the magpies arrived, guests would come to the house. When guests came, there would naturally be sweets to eat."

< p> Teacher Pan’s excited face seemed to appear in front of my eyes, and I couldn’t help but smile.

Teacher Pan not only had witty words, but also won the hearts of the people.

There was a radio exercise in the fourth grade. During the competition, Teacher Pan began to train us to do exercises. Although Teacher Pan worked hard to train and teach us, there was always someone who deliberately made trouble, which made the kind Teacher Pan very helpless. Time flew by, and in the blink of an eye, the broadcasting exercise competition was approaching. The classmate's movements were still very clumsy. The classmates all suggested that Teacher Pan not let him participate in the competition, but the classmate didn't care. The moment before taking the stage, Teacher Pan solemnly announced: "I think the most important thing in the competition is participation. , the second is honor. Broadcasting exercises are about unity, not fame. Therefore, our whole class must participate." Teacher Pan bit "the whole class" seriously. As soon as her words fell, the students expressed their gratitude to Pan. The teacher's admiration arose spontaneously. Our class did not win the prize in that competition, but we were very satisfied because we "understood" two words - unity.

Looking back at that time in the fourth grade For a period of time, Teacher Pan carried everything in our class with her thin shoulders. Whenever I think of this, Teacher Pan’s kind smile often appears in front of my eyes, and Teacher Pan’s gentle words often ring in my ears... … 5. How to write a 300-word essay about my mother praising me for my ability

On Sunday morning, I felt bored at home alone, so I thought: My mother is busy with this and that all day long. She has to sweep, mop and mop the floor. Windows, cleaning tables, buying groceries and cooking... a lot of housework is waiting for her to do alone. As for me, I just want to watch TV and play on the computer. I have grown up now and should help my mother do something. So I decided to start helping my mother clean the house right away.

Just do it, I rolled up my sleeves, picked up the broom and started sweeping the floor. I saw a thick layer of dust on the ground. Maybe my mother has been too busy recently and didn't have time to clean it. I was scanning and found a few small pieces of paper under the table. I quickly picked them up and saw that they were all casually thrown under the table when I was doing homework. I quickly swept them out. I came to the sofa again and bent down to take a look. Under the sofa, there were many small bags left behind by my own snacks. I was shocked and thought: Oh my God! I found one person to make all the garbage in my house. This is so inappropriate. It seems that I must change my bad habit of littering.

After the floor was swept, I brought half a basin of water and prepared to wipe the bookshelf, table and coffee table. I soaked the towel in the water and then wrung it dry. Then I stood on tiptoes and stretched out. His long arms wiped the bookshelf vigorously. The book towel was dirty, so I put it in water and rubbed it before wiping it again. After a while, I wiped the bookshelf and table clean, and then used a mop to mop the floor. I stood up and bent down for a while. After a few minutes of dragging, I already felt soreness in my back and back. However, I saw that the floor was as bright as crystal and the furniture was spotless. But I feel happy in my heart.

I was dragging my mother back from shopping for groceries. She saw everything I had done and the sweat on my head. She touched my head and praised me happily, my child, you are so capable! It’s really a good helper for my mother. I was so happy and felt sweeter than drinking honey! It feels so good to be praised! 6. How to write a new discovery to attract girls in an elementary school essay

Recently there is a hit drama "Mr. Good". In it, Jiang Shuying has won over a large number of male audiences with her fashionable dress, playful personality and flaming red lips. To become a fan means to love someone more than you want.

Although I am only a senior in high school, I think Jiang Shuying in the TV series is the girl I want to seduce in the future. This is a drop in the ocean of my many ideals.

When you are attracted by Jiang Shuying's flaming red lips and graceful figure, I think you will be extremely envious of Sun Honglei's situation, that is, as long as she is a beautiful woman, she is willing to fall in love with him. Even Jiang Shuying, so fair and beautiful, loves him so much.

If you look at your fat, silly, short, thick-legged girlfriend who only knows how to eat ice cream, do you feel that you have been blind? Why is the situation between men so great? In fact, looking back, I realize that many of the problems were caused by my own mistakes.

There is a famous saying: Every day you live now is a direct result of what you did before. I firmly believe in this sentence and regard it as a wise saying.

What I am going to explain next is why you don’t have such a sexy Bai Fumei with flaming red lips? My answer is yes. Take my middle school as an example, a provincial model school with a boarding system.

I noticed that many parents drive luxury cars to pick up their daughters on the day when the school gates are open every weekend. You must remember these female students, depending on how their parents are dressed and the brand of their cars. You can basically tell whether this female classmate is Bai Fumei. Therefore, detailed observation and adequate market research are very important.

With these basic investigations, you will find a very serious problem, that is: Oh my god, we are not from the same world! Nonsense, if you were from the same world, wouldn't you still lack Bai Fumei around you? It’s time to flirt with Internet celebrities. In our class, I have a super rich classmate. He spends no less than 500 yuan a day on various dating and live streaming apps. Of course, he is the only one who makes money. It is impossible for him to attract such a bottomless pit of internet celebrities. As an excellent high school graduate, I would like to advise the positive energy of society and not to be deceived by the same dance moves of Internet celebrities, but there is indeed a huge problem here.

We must have enough reverse thinking. The richest second generation in our class happily pursues internet celebrities in live broadcasts every day, giving her sports cars and buying watches (in the game). What does this mean? If that female internet celebrity was a rich person, would she make you happy every day by showing off her appearance and being unconscionable? Won't! There is a philosophical issue of gravity here. Of course you are not from the same world, but you have to do enough to attract those white, rich and beautiful classmates.

How to attract it? Good academic performance? wrong! This will only make Bai Fumei think you are a nerd. No Bai Fumei would like a monster under a rigid education system! And the most fatal thing is that in a place like a provincial model middle school, where there are hidden dragons and crouching tigers, it is basically unrealistic for you to dominate your middle school by grades. My grades are very good, but there are mountains beyond the mountains. We must develop morally, intellectually, physically and aesthetically.

It is really difficult to achieve first place and keep it permanently. It is even harder to reach the sky. As the saying goes: If you want to learn well, it is extremely difficult, but it only takes a moment to change.

Yes! You have to develop yourself in an all-round way and achieve average or above-average grades. This will help you cope with the ardent expectations of teachers and parents. All that's left for you to do is to express yourself in the remaining places as much as possible.

First I want to talk about clothing. High schools all have uniforms, and everyone wears the same thing. Thousands of people do broadcast gymnastics together. How do you get the fair and beautiful girls to notice you? There is a lot of knowledge in this.

For example, when it comes to trouser legs, you should leave one trouser leg in its natural state and lift up the other trouser leg to expose your strong calf. Don’t wear your shoes completely. You should wear any shoes as slippers. feeling.

Note that your walking movements must be arrogant. At this time, if your class teacher can't stand it and criticizes you in public, congratulations, the white, rich and beautiful girls are already paying attention to you! It's not enough to do this, it just leaves a unique impression on Bai Fumei, leaving a cynical bad boy image.

You need a red wire and an antenna. I really don't brag about creating encounters. I believe in a truth: the brave will be starved to death, and the timid will be starved to death.

As this picture expresses, if you have always been at a cognitive disadvantage, and you are afraid to communicate, create opportunities, and strike up conversations, everything you have done before will be 0. In every class, there are girls who are social butterflies. In the adult world, they are called celebrities. This kind of girls hang out among various classes and groups in the school all year round. Basically, she knows all the pretty and famous students in the school.

You need to have a good relationship with her, help her with her homework when she has nothing to do, stand up in a timely manner when she is criticized by the class teacher, and be punished with her a few times. Basically, you have successfully broken in. Organized. There are many ways to create an encounter with Bai Fumei, but the one thing that remains the same is to be bold. I once met Bai Fumei in my heart while frying tenderloins at Wanlilong Cake Shop next to the school supermarket.

The specific method is that when I saw Bai Fumei coming, I felt like I took out a cigarette from my pocket. First, attract her again and make her think that I am bad, have bad grades, and do not study well.

But the attention is on. Then I suddenly said to Bai Fumei next to me: Hey, do you know what girls should eat for dysmenorrhea? The aunt XXX of our class (note, she is the famous lady, she has been bribed by you) is here, and I don’t know what to bring her to eat.

Do you see, even if it is such a dirty question, it shows you how brave you are. In high school, how many boys can be brave enough to care about a girl? Not many. Also, you have love.

The next day, a socialite in your class will come to you and tell you that Bai Fumei chatted with her about you, and then she said a lot of nice things to you. Then you can walk around the campus together every afternoon and evening for self-study, and you send her to the dormitory.

However, the core issue I want to talk about here is how to stimulate her emotions towards you! That is the focus of the entire picture. You can see from this picture that you have always strived to do your best and obeyed Bai Fumei in everything. That would make you appear to be a boy who has no opinion and is submissive. In the end, you will become a spare tire and gain a Good guy card.

In movies, TV dramas and novels. 7. It is better to act skillfully than to act recklessly

It is better to act skillfully than to act recklessly

A philosopher wants to drive a cow into the bullpen, whether he pulls hard in front of him or pulls hard from behind. After being whipped hard, the cow refused to enter the pen. A passing farmer saw it, smiled, pulled a handful of grass from the ground and put it in front of the cow's mouth. Unexpectedly, the cow followed the farmer and walked into the pen.

At the same time, if you walk down the street one day and see a man trying to open the huge lock on the door with a big iron rod, you will definitely think that this man is either a robber or a fool. Indeed, using a strong iron rod to open a lock will only break the lock, but a light key can open the lock effortlessly because it understands the lock's mind. The same is true when we do things. Doing it recklessly with all your strength is often not as effective as doing it skillfully.

Being reckless means doing things regardless of method or reality. It is like using an iron rod to open a lock. Not only will it fail to open the lock, but it will damage the lock. The so-called "losing your wife and losing your army". There is a proverb in Finland: "It is better to spend a day thinking carefully than to spend a week working recklessly and in vain." The famous Chu Overlord in history was "powerful to overwhelm the mountains and the world is full of energy". But such a brave Xiang Yu ended up alone and committed suicide by the Wujiang River, which is sad and lamentable. Xiang Yukong had great strength, but he refused to study the art of war and did not listen to his advisers' dissuasion. He only wanted to fight blindly. Most of his tragedy was that he lost to the cunning Liu Bang because he only knew how to act recklessly. There is also a proverb among the Chinese people, which is a truth summed up by ordinary people based on the actual life: "If you chop firewood without following the pattern, the person who chops wood will die from exhaustion." Because of this, you should not just do things recklessly, but learn to do things skillfully.

Skillful work means being able to understand the situation, act carefully, and use strategies skillfully, that is: knowing yourself and the enemy, you can win every battle.

Just like opening a lock with a key, if you find out the inside of the lock and use the appropriate method, you can easily open the lock. In history, there are many battles in which a small number defeated a large number, and the weak defeated the strong. Such as the battle of "Burning Red Cliff" that is much talked about by people. Cao Cao was obviously bullying and aggressive, but Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu, after analyzing Cao Cao's incompetence in water warfare, cleverly "sent", "serial tactics" and "bitter flesh tactics", and finally took advantage of the east wind to win this critical moment that laid the foundation for the Three Kingdoms. An important battle. If Soochow and Shu were to confront Cao Cao head-on, I'm afraid they would be locked in a deep lock on the two Qiaos. This is why people say that people who can play chess "don't look at the three moves and don't pinch the pieces." Qiaoqian requires people to think more and never jump to conclusions about situations they don't understand. This is what a wise person does.

Looking back at history, it is rare to see great people getting up early and coming home late, working recklessly regardless of efficiency. Most of the people who can achieve great things are those who are calm and have strategies and plans to achieve their goals. These people are usually able to grasp the rules, seize the key points, concentrate their efforts on one point to break through, and get twice the result with half the effort. This is the essence of skillful work. People often say: "Three-year-olds think before they do something, and sixty-year-olds think about it before they do it." Yes, "newborn calves are not afraid of tigers." We need aggressive people, but it is not just about the bravery of ordinary people. . Only with good strength and good mind, courage combined with skillful work can we achieve glory.

There is a proverb in the Soviet Union: "Skillful work can catch lions, but reckless work can hardly catch crickets." Use the key to open the lock, understand the situation before taking action, and generally do things with such a simple principle - reckless work It's better to do it skillfully