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Qq, talk about mood phrases. Swear.

Qq, talk about mood phrases. Swear.

1, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

3. You were fucking raped and failed in contraception and gave birth to you, an animal who doesn't close his eyes.

4. Who is taking care of you these years? I admire his courage.

5. Have you been thrown three times at birth and only been caught twice?

6. I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face at once

7. You are a lovely, charming, hardworking, white and small new hybrid fish, and you will always serve the people.

8. It looks very sci-fi and abstract!

9. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

10, your appearance has broken through human imagination,,,

1 1. Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

12, don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.

13, I can't stand you even if I endure shit and urine.

14, you can't even buckle it when you are fanned against the wall.

15, your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

16, there is a big plate on these two lips.

17, I heard that you are rich, and you recognize Erlang as your master.

18, you cheat, so open, not afraid of cold balls.

19, others want to say, I c your mother, you can answer that I castrated your father.

20. If someone scolds you for pretending to be 13, you can reply. Well, you really are 13.

2 1, people scold you for making noise, you say go back, and I'll fry stones for you to eat.

22. Your mother took you shopping, and people asked: Elder sister, how much did you buy this monkey?

23. Seeing that your grandmother doesn't hurt, your uncle doesn't.

24. Jian' an people will always be Jian' an people. Even in the economic crisis, you can't be expensive.

25. Please roll into a ball and leave.

26. If you are sick, you can cure it. Don't look for me. I'm not a vet.

27. Your inner face is longer than your pelvis.

28, a face of excitement, like drinking urine candy.

29. You were so proud, but now you are playing.

When I throw a bone at the dog, it knows to wag its tail at me. What are you?

3 1. Wipe off your gum and see who is talking.

32. Could you please see clearly what goods you are talking about?

How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I will buy hand sanitizer to help myself.

34. You didn't know to come to me until you lacked dog food?

35. Don't think you are famous or anything. You think your father is Li Gang.

36. If others scold you, watch P or watch Mao, you can go back to see you.

37. Your mother was in a random state when she gave birth to you.

38. Your father is in the 73 1 Army, right? I don't understand virus research, so I study you.

39. Your looks and IQ are quite good.

40, don't think that you look rare, we should be rare.

4 1, are you proud of your small chest and saving cloth for your country?

42. You said you pretended to be a lady. Uh, by the way, your father is a canopy.

43. Don't take mom and dad away without asking. Why are you so filial?

44. There is a kind of person who doesn't know it is until he is pointed at his nose.

I won't judge a book by its cover.

46. You said you could do something. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily.

47. You think your mother is everywhere, and you have to make way everywhere.

48. I wish your girlfriend an inflatable forever.

I wish your boyfriend electricity forever.

If I hadn't forgotten to buy condoms that night, you would have been washed down the sewer.