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I said that I was old and fat.

I said I was old and fat. 1. That's because I have three meals a day in the New Year, and suddenly I can't stand eating only vegetable salad! 2. God is fair. He gave you Zhang Chou's face, and he will definitely give you a home without money. 3, small sentences that can be signed, full of personality! 4. I will slap myself when I eat toner every day! I hope I can shoot a little. 5, life is like this, a wave of unrest, a wave of ups and downs. Treat allergies in spring, oil in summer, alopecia in autumn, dryness in winter, acne and less wrinkles, and then fight obesity all your life. 6. When New Year's Eve comes, keep a good mood and welcome a better tomorrow! 7. I miss the days when I was a child and asked for money. Not now. I had to kneel on the road and reach out. 8. The bell rings in spring, and the pace of the New Year is great. I wish the bell of the new year, ring the note of happiness in your heart, and luck and peace follow closely like the footsteps of spring! Chunhua Qiushi, I will always be with you! 9. After checking the balance in Alipay, my hanging heart finally stopped beating. 10. Log in and read every day, and find something new every day!