Humor of rain and traffic jams

Humor of traffic jam in the rain (I) 1. Check it out, traffic jam version: if you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked there and you can't walk.

The real quality of life is that you don't have to go out to endure traffic jams on holidays such as National Day. * * * with everyone.

3. Congestion, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road wouldn't be blocked. If private cars can queue up politely, traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

You can call your family, friends and even customers when there is traffic jam. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, some people have made a big deal, and some people have also gained love ... Traffic jams really promote the feelings between people.

5. Traffic jam, almost passed out by urine. Sum up the lesson: drink water in small sips, and don't drink too much at a time.

6. There is no road in the world. If more people walk, the road will be blocked. ?

7. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.

8. I saw you stuck in a traffic jam before going to bed, and you were still stuck in a traffic jam after waking up.

9. The worst curse I've ever heard is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic all your life! ?

10. On the way home, the traffic jam is like constipation for many years, and the passengers in the car don't move no matter how anxious they are.

1 1. Traffic jams get on my nerves. When I become a nouveau riche, I will buy a plane.

12. Are you angry? It's urgent, the road is blocked!

13. Set out before the National Day traffic jam. I got on the highway at ten o'clock in the evening. At first glance, I think it's almost Jiangyin Bridge. I always do this when I go back to my parents' house. Looking forward to next year's high-speed rail. Leave the place that makes me tired and go back to see my dear friend. It's not excitement, it's more calm and release. I know there will always be someone by my side ~

14. Xia: It must be wonderful to watch high-speed traffic jams at home on National Day.

15. How can you be so calm when you secretly love me! Today is Valentine's Day! ! Did you get caught in a traffic jam on your way here?

16. "Office workers who live in Jiangbei drive across the bridge every day, which is a battle to cross the river.

17. It's still very sad to come to Jinan for the fifth time. There has never been a high-speed traffic jam. Last night's pothole concert dragged on to the high-speed train at the moment, feeling that nothing was found.

18. There are often traffic jams on the happy road because there are too many people on the road. ?

19. Every time I go home for the New Year, I am Du Like Jie. I won't be caught in a traffic jam. After a few hours' journey, I finally spent a day, and suddenly my mood was not beautiful.

20. In the first year, you can wait in the cold wind at the intersection after the night shift; If you want to take a taxi, when you can't, ask if you want to take the bus. When there is a traffic jam, only the black car driver will take the initiative to choose the road with fewer cars for you.

Humor about traffic jam in the rain (2)1. Traffic jam, driving, waiting for the bus, long-distance cycling, walking around with heavy boxes, emm,,, This is the last day of my holiday.

22. Get up early, drive out, and still haven't left your favorite city for hours.

23. It seems that my first National Day will be spent on the bus. Every National Day, there are traffic jams, which is very Anhui.

24.36. In "Tricky Bitch", I chose the time when the traffic jam was the easiest. Sure enough, god wants it. Sleeping in the car feels great.

25. Go out early and return late, cross an intersection for half an hour, and there are all kinds of traffic jams on the road. Is it worth wasting time?

26. Busy traffic jams, panic traffic jams, leisure traffic jams and happy traffic jams are healthier.

27. Traffic jams don't block the heart, take a nap and raise the spirit; Bustling roadside passengers, bustling motorists; The light is on, and every family is warm.

28. Brother goes home and wishes him a happy traffic jam!

29. Do you think there will be serious traffic jams in heaven and hell at the end of the world?

30. I get upset in traffic jams. When I get bored, I want to eat.

3 1. It is difficult to get on the bridge, and it is difficult to get off the bridge, and the overhead block is strict. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car. ?

32. Don't get stuck in traffic jams, smile and see the scenery in a different mood.

33. The road is blocked, depending on the weather, the weather is blocked.

34. Traffic jam, unhappy, in a bad mood. Who stands in the way knows.

35.？ The traffic jam is so annoying that as soon as something goes wrong, Dalian traffic will be paralyzed. I've had enough! I've had enough!

36. Going home for the New Year, I still can't escape the curse of traffic jams and get stuck in traffic jams.

37. The traffic jam is very annoying. It may take three hours to get from school to Guiyang by visual inspection.

39. Half of her face is still hidden behind her guitar. I forgot to bring instant noodles on the bus.

40. There was a serious traffic jam when I went home during the Spring Festival. It's been blocked for more than three hours. There are teammates stuck in traffic all the way.

Describe the humor of traffic jam at work and talk about a set of sentences (50 sentences)

Humorous description of the traffic jam at work, first say the first sentence 1. Staying at home is the greatest contribution to the long vacation. It is not difficult for traffic police, cleaners, insurance companies and gasoline resources, and it is even more difficult for toll collectors who issue cards and collect cards without charging at high speed.

I didn't expect someone to go home last month, but this month will come.

There are ten thousand intersections and eight thousand roads every day.

Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for an hour.

The real quality of life is that you don't have to go out to endure traffic jams on holidays such as National Day. * * * with everyone.

6. The May Day holiday is coming. Are you still alone? It's not people, it's dogs!

7. Traffic jam, also called calories.

8. Traffic jam, unhappy, in a bad mood. Who stands in the way knows.

9. Let's watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together.

10. The road is blocked, depending on the weather, it is also blocked.

1 1. Traffic jams are not terrible, but holding your urine is terrible.

12. There was a traffic jam on the expressway last night, so I ran down to take pictures of the stars. ?

13. There is still a traffic jam on the airport expressway at 2: 30 in the morning, and I really want to vomit blood.

14. I have been stuck in the traffic jam for over an hour. It's amazing. How expensive it is to take a taxi in Beijing. You got me stuck in a traffic jam.

15. The horn sounded and the fog lights flashed red. The driver's heart is burning. He just hopes it will clear up.

16. I really envy those friends who traveled during the May Day holiday. People like us who can travel at any time can't feel that kind of happiness at all.

17. Tourist traffic is blocked.

Describe the humor of traffic jam at work. Say the second sentence 18. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work

19. Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for two hours.

20. Traffic jams get on my nerves. In fact, it would be better to calm down and look around. If you are unhappy, just look at me. I'm sure you'll be fine, too. Unite.

2 1. Expressway Auto Show, the most comprehensive luxury auto show with the largest number of exhibitors.

22. I will block you and everyone, and we will have fun together.

On weekdays, it spits out smoke and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

24. The Japanese are already upset and caught in traffic jams.

25. Do you want to? Less people, less cars and smooth roads?

26. "Can you describe the feeling of traffic jam in one sentence?" "Young and old leave home and go back to the boss!"

27. There are often traffic jams on the happy road, because there are too many people on the road. ?

28.？ Road construction in Jinan is from south to north, from east to west, expanding, building and rebuilding. There are four wolves every day, smoking everywhere, and traffic jams are annoying.

29. Is it deep? Is the newly built road full of potholes? ?

30. When I go home for the New Year, the biggest change I feel is that there are more and more cars, and there are traffic jams in the small markets in our village. Little sheep is the best choice.

3 1. Traffic jam, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road wouldn't be blocked. If private cars can queue up politely, traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

32. It's a disaster of life to get stuck in a traffic jam when going home for the New Year. After all, people are old and their bladders are failing. ?

We can't predict when there will be traffic jams, just as we can't predict when our lover will change his mind.

34. The traffic jam is very annoying. It may take three hours to get from school to Guiyang by visual inspection.

The college entrance examination will be held tomorrow. Candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jam on your way to the examination room. I hope you can play normally. I hope you can have the same examination room as people you know.

36. On the way home, the traffic jam is like constipation for many years, and the passengers in the car are still anxious.

37. Traffic jam, unhappy, in a bad mood. Who stands in the way knows.

38. Is it miserable? Shoes and mud trucks are trapped and nobody cares!

39.？ A line of egrets went to heaven, and Lao Tzu was squeezed in the middle; Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth. She also hid half of her face behind her guitar so that we couldn't see it, and forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; Since God has given talents, let them be used! , did not move for five hours; Cold rain into the night, watching the sunrise on the highway; Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait don't cry and don't live in cars at home. Yell when the road is rough, and walk the dog on the highway.

40. Every time there is a traffic jam, I am worried. When I am in a hurry, I pump oil and play one song after another, but the road ahead is still endless. ?

4 1. The traffic jam is much more serious than that in Nanjing.

42. Hello, hello, hello, hello. ?

When I came home this evening, it was raining and there was a traffic jam on the road. Many students just took a look at me and left. Only he accompanied me until the crowd dispersed. It is really warm.

44. Well, I got angry early in the morning. First there was a traffic jam in the city, and then the black-hearted freight forwarder maliciously overcharged me for forklift trucks. Then the customer insisted on ordering a product that I had explicitly told to stop production. That's enough.

45.5 hours' journey, 12 hours' hurry. ?

46. Half of her face is still hidden behind her guitar. I forgot to bring instant noodles on the bus.

47. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get it out. Later, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it.

48. There are often traffic jams on the happy road, because there are too many people on the road.

49. The old driver told us a truth: when there is a traffic jam, the road on the right is the fastest; When it is clear, the throttle in the middle is the strongest.

50. Every time I go to work, the traffic jam is a mess, and the red light and the green light stop and don't move for a long time. ?

Humor about traffic jams

Humor about traffic jam: the first 1 article 1. Traffic jams are really annoying. There is really a traffic jam on this road!

2. Never complain about traffic jams again, that is the peace of the country and the people; Never mind the crowd, this is prosperity.

3. 16. The traffic jam made me doubt my life ... The taxi driver took me to the exit again ... I was really worried at that time, and I still couldn't find the entrance after four years. . .

4. Don't get stuck in traffic jams, smile and watch the scenery in a different mood.

5.？ Single girls can have blind dates on the highway today. Look at the property from the mode, look at the personality from the attitude, look at the renal function from the urine ... I can only help you here, don't thank me.

6. Traffic jam ... Yesterday, highways all over the country turned into a sea of cars. Moreover, there is a social topic behind the traffic jam: civilized travel starts with me.

7. Are you bored? I haven't finished digging!

8.？ You can call your family, friends and even customers in traffic jams. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, some people have negotiated a big business, and some people have also gained love ... Traffic jams have really promoted the feelings between people ...

9. Staying at home is the greatest contribution to the long vacation. It is not difficult to be a traffic policeman, a cleaner, an insurance company and a gasoline resource, and it is even more difficult to be a toll collector for issuing and collecting cards at high speed.

10. It rained all night and there was always a traffic jam during the Chinese New Year.

1 1. People are on the road, so you are stuck, so you are stuck, so it is too difficult for me.

12. Is it deep? Is the newly built road full of potholes? ?

13. I thought it was an auto show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.

14. Going home for the New Year, I am also happy in traffic jams. Of course, don't stay in the traffic for too long. I have to hurry home for dinner!

15. Afraid of the traffic jam on National Day, I got up at 4: 30 to continue Lanzhou.

16.30. I have to go back and forth for 4 hours and 90 kilometers every day for a meeting in the north these days, with backache, headache and upset. From the second ring road to the fourth ring road, there is traffic jam all day. A few years ago, it was really different. There are too many cars!

17. Going home for the New Year, all kinds of traffic jams, traffic jams are not blocked!

18. Is it blocked today?

19. The traffic jam on National Day is terrible. It is estimated that the three or four-hour drive will be extended to about eight hours. I feel sorry for myself still on the highway … I guess I can have breakfast when I get back ~ … I thought I was going to enroll in a university outside the province, but it's okay.

20.is it dangerous? Traffic jams are easy to turn your face!

Humor about traffic jams Part 2: 2 1. After work at 10: 30, I felt the atmosphere of traffic jam on National Day.

I can't keep up with the times. People say the next stop is happy. I do have a traffic jam at the next stop.

23. My buddy, where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here?

24. Since God has given talents, let them be used! Stay still for an hour.

25. Is it bitter? Urban roads are blocked every day!

26. Humor on Christmas Eve 1-

27.26. In the high-speed traffic jam ... four people in a car and three people playing mahjong on their mobile phones ... I ... can't. ...

28. 18. The traffic jam upset me, so I didn't move. I rolled down the window and blew, and the buddies in the car next to me saw me say hello. Hey, your beard is long and dense, quite handsome, and you stayed for a long time. I said not long. I just shaved before I went out.

29. Traffic jams get on my nerves. I'll buy a plane when labor and capital become nouveau riche. Fuck it.

30. In the first year, you can wait in the cold wind at the intersection after the night shift; When you want to take a taxi but you can't, take the initiative to ask if you want to take the bus. When there is a traffic jam, only the black car driver will take the initiative to choose the road with fewer cars for you.

3 1. I know the traffic jam on National Day is normal, but it is still blocked at this time, which makes me doubt my life.

32. In the first year, you can wait in the cold wind at the intersection after the night shift; If you want to take a taxi, when you can't, ask if you want to take the bus. When there is a traffic jam, only the black car driver will take the initiative to choose the road with fewer cars for you.

33. 1. Expressway, Pikou, the traffic jam is so severe that it is estimated that it may not be possible to get off at noon.

34. Traffic jam is a killing pig knife.

35. National Day traffic jam ... Yes, it takes three hours by car.

36. I never like taking the bus, traffic jams, slowness and dizziness. I still like to run alone.

37. There is no way to go after heavy mountains and heavy waters. When you wake up, you still stand still.

38. Before me, where were those lost times? Behind me, where are the future generations? Thinking of the traffic jam ahead, I shouted to drive myself.

39. Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth.

40. The development zone is paralyzed and the traffic jam is blocked. It seems that go on road trip will be paralyzed this National Day.

Humor describing traffic jams

Describe the humor of traffic jams. Tell me the first one: 1. Just go, if you don't get stuck, I'll lose!

2. Get up early, drive out, and still haven't left your favorite city for hours.

Do you think there will be serious traffic jams in heaven and hell at the end of the world?

I feel for so long that all I can care about is some friends. On the way to the National Day traffic jam, I actually expect my parents to call me and ask me where I am now. Are you hungry, carsick or not? Leave me a door when you come back late! Oh, it feels quite small.

The traffic jam made me doubt my life … the taxi driver sent me to the exit again … I was really worried that I still couldn't find the entrance after the New Year.

6. The happiest thing I can think of is watching the traffic jam with you at home on National Day.

7. I feel uneasy about the traffic jam. I'll buy a plane when labor and capital become nouveau riche. Fuck it.

8. Traffic jam ... Yesterday, highways all over the country turned into a sea of cars. Moreover, there is a social topic behind the traffic jam: civilized travel starts with me.

9.3 1. Traffic jam, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road would not be blocked. If private cars can queue up in a civilized way, the traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

10. Wait for you at the next intersection. There is a traffic jam at this intersection.

1 1. I wish everyone who travels today is stuck in traffic so that you can't accompany me.

12. The highest state of traffic jam is that you are still uncomfortable without traffic jam.

13. Is it dangerous? Traffic jams are easy to turn your face!

14. Although I am happy to go home for the New Year, the traffic jam is still very painful. At the moment, I am on the road, and the traffic is seriously blocked.

15. I finally got on the bus in line. There is also a traffic jam on the expressway! Is it easy for me to go home? ?

16. The old driver told us a truth: when there is a traffic jam, the road on the right is the fastest; When it is clear, the throttle in the middle is the strongest.

17. Traffic jam, traffic jam, not time, of course, people are blocking.

18. The annual May Day holiday is coming! Quickly open a four-day tour of friends circle.

19. There was a traffic jam on the expressway. I call who will hit the glory of the king, and my wife is waiting. Think about whether it's traffic jam or getting lost.

20. I really envy those friends who traveled during the May Day holiday. People like us who can travel at any time can't feel that kind of happiness at all.

Humor about describing traffic jams Part II: 2 1. 1 1. Alas, I got angry early in the morning. First, there was a traffic jam in the whole city, then the black-hearted freight forwarder maliciously overcharged the forklift, and then the customer insisted on ordering a product that I had clearly told to stop production. That's enough.

22. There are no roads in the world. If more people walk, the road will be blocked. ?

23. At the traffic lights ahead, put it into a pot and stick it. I waited for minutes, but I haven't got half a step.

24. National Day traffic jam ... Yes, it takes three hours by car.

25. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.

26. Under the dense drizzle, I am not afraid of smog or cloudy days. As long as you go out on the road, you will encounter traffic jams.

27. The horn sounded and the fog lights flashed red. The driver's heart is burning. He just hopes it will clear up.

28.？ Since everyone realized that there would be traffic jams on the expressway during the festival, the traffic jam time has been advanced.

29. An hour's journey, an hour's walk.

30. I am discussing with my daughter-in-law where to play during the holiday. At this time, 18-year-old son said leisurely, we took sleeping bags, snacks, good music, filled up with gasoline, and then went to the traffic jam leisurely.

3 1. Another scenic spot with traffic jams. Couples have nothing urgent anyway, so let's use this time and environment to talk about love.

32. Going home for the New Year, all kinds of traffic jams, traffic jams do not block the heart!

33. The Shenzhen-Shantou Expressway is seriously congested, and the owner gets off to play tennis!

34. There was a serious traffic jam when I went home during the Spring Festival. It's been blocked for more than three hours. There are teammates stuck in traffic all the way.

35. 16. The traffic jam made me doubt my life ... The taxi driver took me to the exit again ... I was really worried at that time, and I still couldn't find the entrance after four years. . .

36. Traffic jams can see the scenery on the road every day, and sports cars are waiting in line for you to choose!

37. The bridge is blocked with eggs, but the road under the bridge is still long and it is difficult to move in the middle. what do you think?

38.？ Are eleven girls going out to play on the highway and join the traffic jam army, or lying at home or surfing locally? Anyway, I'm stuck on the highway now.

On weekdays, it spits out smoke and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

40. The development zone is paralyzed and there are still traffic jams. It takes an hour to send the children to school and come back in the morning.

Humor and funny mood of traffic jam in primary school campus

Humorous and funny mood of traffic jam in primary school campus (I) 1. You can't go anywhere during the evening rush hour. The viaduct is blocked and stops under the interchange. ?

The May Day holiday is coming, are you still alone? It's not people, it's dogs!

3. Check it out, traffic jam version: you drive, or you don't drive, the road is blocked there and you can't walk.

4. Traffic jam, unhappy and in a bad mood. Who stands in the way knows.

The annual May Day holiday is coming! Quickly open a four-day tour of friends circle.

6. I thought it was an auto show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.

7. Some things have no choice, such as catching a cold, getting stuck in traffic, and falling in love with someone.

8. Is it easy to be a student? When the typhoon comes, continue to attend classes, and continue to attend classes under heavy rain. Get off in the traffic jam and go to school to continue the class! It's simple. We!

9. Feel the beauty of the most congested city in the world! I'm upset and impatient.

10. When there is traffic jam, everyone shows their magic power, including fishing, walking the dog and going out for activities. I just sit in the car and enjoy one drama after another.

1 1. At this time of day, the passing cars seem to be gathering together and they are reluctant to leave for a long time.

12. It's not easy to go home, it's ok, and I cherish it. The feeling of traffic jam is really too congested.

13. The happiest thing is to stay at home with you and watch the traffic jam outside the window.

14.3 1. Traffic jams. If only there were fewer private cars, the roads would not be blocked. If private cars can queue up in a civilized way, the traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

15. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are involved in the game of high-speed traffic jam, which is very lively.

Humorous and funny mood of traffic jam in primary school campus (II) 16. The Spring Festival is coming, and it is another holiday with traffic jams when going out and going home, which is hard to be exploded.

17. Go, Spring Festival travel rush craze, or I will lose! ?

18. I hope there will be no traffic jam on my way back to Xitang tomorrow, but according to the traffic jam on National Day last year, I seem to be dreaming.

19. My daughter-in-law and I discussed where to play during the holiday. At this time, 18-year-old son said leisurely: Let's take sleeping bags, snacks, put on music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

20. In the first year, you can wait in the cold wind at the intersection after the night shift; When you want to take a taxi but you can't, take the initiative to ask if you want to take the bus. When there is a traffic jam, only the black car driver will take the initiative to choose the road with fewer cars for you.

2 1. Humor on Christmas Eve 1-

22.30. I have to go back and forth for 4 hours and 90 kilometers every day for a meeting in the north these days, with backache, headache and upset. From the second ring road to the fourth ring road, there is traffic jam all day. A few years ago, it was really different. There are too many cars!

23. We took sleeping bags, snacks, good music, filled up with gasoline, and then went to the traffic jam leisurely.

24. There are always some naive human beings who think that when you press the horn a few times in traffic jams, the car will move!

25. How blocked is the expressway? When I woke up, I found the car was still there.

26. Drive away, block the dog at high speed, and it's cold in the weather and cold in the road. It's all for the Chinese New Year, so we can't take the expressway.

27. Traffic jam, catching a bus, waiting for a bus, taking a long-distance bus and walking around with heavy boxes, emm,,, This is the last day of my holiday.

28.？ You can call your family, friends and even customers in traffic jams. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, some people have negotiated a big business, and some people have also gained love ... Traffic jams have really promoted the feelings between people ...

29. Staying at home is the greatest contribution to the long vacation. It is not difficult to be a traffic policeman, a cleaner, an insurance company and a gasoline resource, and it is even more difficult to be a toll collector who issues and collects cards at high speed without charge.

30. At this time, traffic jams began on the ring road. After the National Day holiday, we can be quiet for a few days. I wish you all not to get stuck in traffic.