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Tell me about the funeral.

1, the feeling of flying to attend the funeral of the closest relative is really going to collapse.

2. People will always experience three deaths in their life; The first time, the heart stopped beating and the body died; The second time, when people attended his funeral, he died in society; The third time was when the last person in the world who remembered him forgot him, and then he really died. The universe has nothing to do with him. ?

3. Attended a friend's cat's funeral and heard Ss say: At the last moment of his life, he still rushed out of the incubator hoping to be with them. Yl said: If a cat finds itself dying, it will run to a place where you will never find it. I'm afraid you'll be sad. This time I'm just really strong enough to leave you.

I attended my uncle's funeral two days ago, and I began to think about a problem. People get sick when they get old, and diseases can torture people. People will have this step one day. On both sides of the farewell hall of the funeral home, it is written that life is as beautiful as summer flowers and death is as beautiful as autumn leaves. It is a good wish to leave with dignity. The deceased used to be the deputy director of a state-owned enterprise in a small city, which was a glorious half-life. Most of the leaders of state-owned enterprises in his generation were simple and upright, and their two sons were not properly arranged. They changed jobs several times, and their income was not high. The youngest son has been wandering outside for more than ten years, in his forties, and is still unmarried. Busy for half a life, I didn't see my son live a stable life, which is also a regret that he couldn't let go before he left.

You don't need many good friends, just two: one is willing to lend you money and the other is willing to attend your funeral.

6. Go to Haishiwan to attend the funeral of an old sister 12. 15. Wrote a letter for her on the coffin. Rural people cook pigs and sheep for nothing, and they are not polite to their owners in food. In fact, I just promised Nell to eat less meat the day before ... attending a funeral can make people think more about the meaning of life.

7. Debut in the same year 10, their first love was revealed. In the same year, I broke up because of the itinerary. Now it's the same year to attend the funeral of artists from their own agency. How many associations do I have to make me give up thinking?

8. I get upset when I see the alarm clock. Every morning is heavier than attending a funeral.

9. She was born beautifully and died unexpectedly at the age of 25. Zhao Wei refused to attend the funeral, and her boyfriend never married!

10, this is the seventh funeral she attended this month. And three hours later, a few kilometers away, there was a wedding waiting for her.

1 1. For the first time in twenty years, I attended Pima Dai Xiao's funeral, which was very disappointing. Actually, I don't have too many tears. I am silently observing the local folk customs, hoping to find the faucet switch to open my tears, in line with the solemn and sad atmosphere. Never found it.

12, when I was in college, I was lovelorn. My friend took my hand and said, "Let's go and have a drink." After work, disappointment returns to disappointment. My friend patted me on the shoulder and said, "Let's go for a drink." After marriage, my life was full of little happiness. My friend said happily to me, "Let's drink." Many years later, a friend with gray temples attended my funeral and stood in front of the coffin and raised his glass: "Friend, let's have another drink!" " " ?

13, I told xxx last night that I was really afraid to see them wearing black suits to attend the funeral.

14, got up at 5: 30 this morning and did morning exercises outdoors at 6: 00. It may be dew today, and my hands are red with cold when jogging. Don't do morning exercises in this weather. After sending Sun Yu to school in the morning, he helped his wife look after her granddaughter's equipment and accompanied her to the dental clinic to fill her teeth at 9: 40. At 0: 50 p.m./kloc-0: 50 p.m., the second daughter-in-law called to tell us that she was going to her hometown to attend her uncle's funeral. She returned to Shenzhen only yesterday. I read articles on WeChat official account this afternoon, so I have no time to read newspapers. I will browse some newspapers tonight.

15, I loved beans when I went to Korea for a funeral for the first time.

16, chatting with friends, I said, after I die, welcome to dance at my grave, hoping to attend my funeral happily. The friend said, then don't worry so much. If there is no funeral or grave, don't care that you are dead.

17, Kim Jonghyun, I didn't expect everyone to come back for you. This is not a wedding, but a funeral.

18, think quietly, go to the countryside to attend the funeral, and think of going to Laoka's house at the end of last year. No matter how much you love, the fate of this life is over. ?

19, I attended the funeral every winter for two years in a row, watching people I knew as children die one by one, and I felt like I was dying.

20. I have imagined the scene of meeting you again for countless times. It seems that there are only two possibilities: either I die before you and you come to my funeral, or you die before me and I go to your funeral. The difference is that if you die before me and I go to see you off, I will cry bitterly and complain that I didn't come to see you earlier, and even want to die with you. And if I die before you and you come to see me off, I really don't know what kind of mood and attitude you will have. And if there is no accident, I am so poor and pessimistic that I will definitely die before you, so it is very likely that you will take the initiative to come to me when we meet again in the end.

2 1, it's ridiculous to be smart at this time. What's the matter with you and Wilton, letting the best lead singer fly to the funeral in good faith? .

22. If I die, how many people can attend the funeral, but I won't be curious at the moment of death? .

When he was buried, people attended his funeral and missed his life, so he no longer had a place in society.

24. So every time I attend a funeral, on the one hand, I sigh, knowing that everyone will have a day when the light will no longer shine and the flowers will no longer smell, but because it is someone else, it seems that there is still a little loneliness. I am glad that I have something to think about and tears to shed. ?

He said: When I was young, I made two insurance policies every month. Now, I attend two funerals every day and send millions of dollars to their designated beneficiaries with the insurance policy I worked hard for them. .

26. There are many topics tonight. Is it difficult to identify lh as a true friend? Let him buy a plane ticket to attend the funeral. If the deceased was great, why didn't the company stop you from bowing and offering flowers to your friends? Don't say sorry, work or something. Aren't you good friends If you don't go to your best friend's funeral, you are not a good friend. If he goes, I think I'm a villain.

27. People will die three times in their life. The first time is when your heart stops beating, and your body dies for the first time. The second time someone else attended your funeral, you disappeared from society. The third time is the last person who remembers you died, and this is the last real death. Please remember me before the memory of love disappears? .