Funny circle of friends. Tell me about it.

1, ten years ago, I watched the idol drama with relish, interrupted by advertisements and went to the toilet at once. Ten years later, I watched the advertisement with relish and went to the toilet as soon as the idol drama came.

I just deleted all the handsome guys in my circle of friends. Those who can see this, don't ask me why.

3, eat together and ask for food, and go home together to call carpooling. You give me the rest of your life and live together. It's called despair.

4. Let me spend Singles Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and exams alone.

5, endless work, lack of sleep, fed a wallet that is not fat, and a donkey that can't afford it. I have earned two "memories" in my half life, one is amnesia and the other is memory.

6, the weather is hot and the fans are annoying; I'm afraid I don't have that kind of snack, so I'll cook my food for you. Flies also join in the fun, grab a full stomach!

7. I'm rich another day. I'll buy two lollipops, one for myself and one for you to watch me eat.

8. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there are still many days when you have no money.

9. Now I don't even want to set the password of the bank card. It's tiring to think about protecting two-digit deposits with six figures.

10, it's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I was next to you because of its name.