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A selection of 94 classic sentences about money hurting feelings

1, to prevent you from meeting a pervert at any time. Kick him in the crotch if necessary, and grasp the strength yourself.

2. Sensitive people are very self-respecting and proud, but they also have inferiority complex.

I can't learn to obey superficially. I only have one heart to live and die with you. It's really, really gonna hurt a lot.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

You asked me what happened, and I was really speechless.

6. Many people say that I don't like my present job, I am scolded by my boss, I am in charge, and I have to look at others' faces, but I still have to go to work! Because you have a mortgage and a car loan, you want to live, so you have to go.

7. My mood now is like a tree full of pears, and apples will never grow.

8, don't talk to me about money, talk about money hurts feelings; Don't talk to me about feelings, it hurts money!

9. Goodbye, Ryutsuki in the Maple Leaf Year. I will come back again. I love you at all costs.

10, addictive things are bitter, so are coffee, cigars, cigarettes or wine, life and love.

1 1. Past or past, future or future, present or present.

12, you are not the wind, I am not the sand, no matter how lingering, I can't reach the end of the world.

13, how to choose marriage is wrong, and long-term marriage is to make mistakes.

14, in love, men and women think differently. Women regard love as the whole of life, while men regard love as the only process to get married.

15, love is said only when you have the ability to love, which is called romance; It's childish to say love when you can't love!

16, as long as you are happy, I am just an unimportant supporting role.

17, if you can't be nice to me all your life, please don't be nice to me, even for a second! If you can't love me all your life, please don't love me, even for a moment!

18, the right time, the right place and the right people, the feelings are right, but the characters are wrong!

19, I think we are all so stubborn that we will torture each other with love.

20, the house leaks every night, things in life are always changing endlessly, no one can control the future, just live the present.

2 1, we were afraid of invisibility, so we waved the blade in our hands again and named it after the mask.

22. What is the most precious thing in the world? Can't get it? And then what? Lost? , but the happiness that can be grasped now.

23. The math teacher said: Students hope you don't meet the right person at the wrong time?

On the day of pay, the accountant said to me. Why don't you come and get your salary later? I do not have the change. .

25. You may not be the most beautiful girl, but you must be the most beautiful girl.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

27, it's also a B. Going north is NB, going south is SB, and the most important thing in life is direction.

28. If you talk too much, it will be gone. I want to lose weight in my heart, but I have to bite the bullet and eat it in my mouth. Only by paying the phone bill can I deeply understand it.

29. Watch it for me. I beat you back to your original shape with ear melon seeds,

30. The toilet must be very bright to enjoy the fun of going to the toilet.

3 1, the so-called miserable life, not those losers, but those who almost won.

32. What about the palace now? Play? The play was staged scene after scene, and no one could guess the beginning or end of the play. Can you say that? Sin? A successful drama

33. Loneliness is not the most painful, but missing is the most painful.

Friendship is as bright as flowers, and love is as obscene as shit.

35. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

36. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.

37. The so-called philosophy is not a fantasy, but a living thing. It doesn't matter what you think, what matters is how you live.

38. I really want to stand at the top of the valley and listen to my reply.

39. In love? Love? You know, sick? Change? The top half plus the sick one? Status? The second half of.

40. Women like ugly men and don't like ugly men.

4 1, don't look at me with your hypocritical eyes. Because you will cross-infect.

42. A good woman is often not because of her gorgeous appearance and perfect diplomacy, but because behind those surfaces, we see the truest nature and the most emotional kindness.

43. The door for people to get in and out is closed, and the hole for dogs to climb out is open!

44. It is not difficult for one person to annoy another. It is also a skill that everyone hates.

45. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

46. Someone asked me: What does your friend say to you that usually moves you? ? I thought about it and said, I'll pay.

We are not omnipotent, but we should do our best.

48. How can I live up to it? As for you, I am worthy anyway.

49. It is a relief for me to give up now.

Even if it rains, I will embrace my dream with a sunny smile.

5 1, you should live according to your own ideas, otherwise you will live according to your own ideas sooner or later.

52. When I love you, you are what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

53. Time has been running out. You have been away from this city for one day.

54. The time is right, the place is right, the feelings are right, and the characters are wrong.

55. I saw the news broadcast yesterday, and I think the truest sentence is: It's 7: 00 Beijing time.

56. When I have a daughter, I will be called beautiful, and others will call me beautiful mother when they see me.

57. Some questions will never be answered, but if you try hard, there will be no regrets.

The reason why you feel lonely is not that no one cares about you, but that the people you care about don't care about you.

59. If you have another woman in your heart, then another man can sleep in my bed.

60. Miss Handsome, sometimes she is not handsome.

6 1, living in a hypocritical world all day will only become more and more hypocritical.

62. How successful a person is. Because the mind is a symbol of success.

63. Why do officials like to say that they are the sons of the people? Because they always lie to their father.

64, keep missing, easy to be disappointed, unconsciously unfamiliar.

People always say that life is beautiful, but they don't know that living is the best.

66. If you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun. I am the most famous in Tianjin.

67. Why are vampires so handsome? Because they all suck the blood of beautiful women.

68. Some people are good to you because you are good to him, while others are good to you because they know you are good.

69. The blender stirred away my youth, the excavator dug away my dream, the roller crushed my hope, and the welding machine could not sew up my sadness!

70. Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

7 1, I envy the free life of birds, because they can shit anytime and anywhere.

72. There is no dead knot in life. I figured it out, but I'm hungry and tired of eating.

73. There are no inseparable couples, only couples who don't work hard; On the other hand, there is no * * that can't be driven away, only the truth that you don't work hard.

74. Is there a star that belongs to me in the network sky?

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

76. There are no inseparable couples, only couples who don't work hard; On the other hand, there is no * * that can't be driven away, only real cards that don't work hard.

77. Sometimes love comes so suddenly, like a gust of wind.

78. If you can't spit out your heartbreak, you can only swallow it and keep smiling.

79. If I can't die in her heart, let her die in my hands.

No matter where you go, no matter what the weather is like, remember to bring your own sunshine.

8 1, the latest Jianghu weapon spectrum ranking, the undisputed first place, the fastest progress award: train ticket!

82, the man was dumped, the problem of money; When a woman is dumped, her appearance is the problem. When I am dumped, there is something wrong with your head.

83. Everything is done. I think when you leave, you will smile like a flower.

84, the iron cock will leave some rust, you are simply a stainless steel cock!

85. The night sky is really lonely without the stars.

86. He always does this, stepping on you in the dust and complaining that I can't see you because you stand too low.

87. I can't lift the epee. I don't have a dazzling crown, and my riding posture is ugly. Would you like me to be your prince?

88. I tried to erase your tenderness with pain.

89. Once you were all I had, once you were with me.

90. What can I do to be cold to you?

9 1. Money makes the mare go. Although money is not everything, sometimes money can do things you can't.

92. Talking about money hurts feelings, and talking about feelings hurts money the most.

93. Connect? Your heart? Verifying. Verify that you are connected.

Take off your shoes and learn to walk again. When the soles of the feet grow cocoons, the pain will not be so obvious.