Humor, original classic, tell me about it.

Humorous personality, original classic talk, selection

1, life is a beautiful song, although the lyrics are a little tangled.

2. The so-called memory is to preserve the feeling of liking you before it can continue to exist.

3, nothing is worth it, only those who are willing or unwilling to have heartless people, but there are infatuated demons.

4, who, the right atrium is full, Russia installs you with the left atrium,

You said you would love me with your life, and then I realized that you are a nine-life cat.

6. Runner, if you can run out of the climax, you continue.

7, but gold always shines, you can only reflect light!

8. If I can, I want to stick to you all my life! ~

If you like me, please tell me before 2 1. Let me die clearly. If the sunshine is just right on the 22nd. Let's just be together.

10, if it snows without an umbrella, can we walk to Whitehead?

1 1. After winter, the world is divided into two parts, the part under the bed and the part outside the bed.

12, life is to learn to be strong while being injured.

13, the hardest stage of life is not that no one understands you, but that you don't understand yourself.

14, time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students …

15, who said that if I don't stand firm, I will be overjoyed.

16, to be honest, none of us belong to anyone, so. Please don't care about me like that,

17, the so-called turning back, just lost the sun during the day and missed the stars at night.

18, the so-called flower is just a dream. I used to carve time with love.

19. Time without laughter is wasted.

20. No one deserves your life. Live a wonderful life for yourself

2 1, nothing lasts forever. Except this heart that loves you.

22. The amount of companionship every day is only loneliness and tears.

23. Every reserved and calm present has a silly and naive past.

24, have a dream, the shadow is not a shadow, how to wear loneliness?

25, in the face of you, I forced a smile ~ I turned around and cried alone.

26. I received a text message just after I fell asleep that day: I slept in the wrong position and fell asleep again.

27. The alarm clock is the third child of all sleeping supplies and bedding. I should change it frequently.

28. If you are fine, it will be sunny, so you should hang up in this weather. ...

29. You are mine! I heard that marriage certificates are very cheap now, 9 yuan each. Let me treat you!

30, women/such as having a spring dream. Man/like a dog in a tree.

3 1, in fact, the happiest fairy tale in the world is the years spent with you.

32. How people die is boredom.

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