Talk about straight male cancer

There is a picture on the internet that says, what are the three quotations of straight men?

Including: 1, awesome; 2、666; 3. Yes, yes.

When I first saw it, I was looking for cracks in the ground. I've used all these fucking familiar sentences.

As a self-proclaimed desire among boys, I, the sworn enemy of straight men, actually won all the prizes.

Isn't this hitting me in the face?

Before dating, my girlfriend sent some funny messages, and my first thought was basically: awesome.

Now that I think about it, I endured it when she didn't kill me, and I really felt sorry for her inexplicably.

2。

Why are these three sentences straight quotes?

There is a very popular picture on the Internet. My girlfriend sent a message to her boyfriend saying, "I have a fever of 40 degrees."

The opposite answer: "Awesome, 6666"

Think about how she feels at the moment. I'm afraid I want to rush to my boyfriend with a knife and let him reorganize his language.

But for this boy, it is actually very helpless.

Besides, straight men. Some people's emotional intelligence is really not that high, and a smooth sentence was the first thought in their hearts at that time.

I believe that boys will care about their girlfriends in the future.

If it is not, it is not straight, and it is not love at all.

3。

How hard is it to get out of the category of straight men?

I'll show you a textbook template. After reading it, please ask the boys: lower your head and meditate. Why is it always you who is straight?

You see, the first thing that other boyfriends think of is to buy a new eyebrow pencil.

If you were me, it would be the template below.

Ha ha ha ha ha, by contrast, I can't stop laughing.

Of course, I think more of the first one, which is really embarrassing.

They are also boys, so their emotional intelligence is so poor.

4。

Many boys don't like being called straight.

But I want to tell you that straight men and straight men's cancer are two different concepts.

Occasionally, a straight man may increase the interest of life and let his girlfriend show his old mother's expression while spitting.

Educating a boyfriend is really the same as educating a son, and sometimes it is the same.

Straight male cancer is different.

The most unbearable cancer in the world, straight male cancer is definitely one.

What is straight male cancer? For example, if a girl is raped by a prisoner, ordinary people will sympathize with the girl and punish the rapist.

But what about straight men with cancer? While cracking down on prisoners, they will also hang up the quotation that this woman's clothes are exposed, no wonder others.

For example, those who are not virgins but ask each other to be virgins; If you have children, you must have a son; Women should be full-time housewives at home;

To tell the truth, all of the above are straight male cancers.

Straight male cancer is not a disease, but people with straight male cancer should be awakened by Yang Yongxin's electric shock.

5。

Although I won all the quotations from straight men.

But when you are in love, no matter how straightforward you say, you can't hide your true love for your girlfriend.

And what I believe is that all the boys on the straight men's team are like this.

For girls, having a straight boyfriend and cultivating him into a new model of thoughtfulness is probably the greatest achievement in love.

"When it comes to straight men, who do you think of?"