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A classic and funny story belonging to the post-90s generation. You are still the weakness that I can’t let go of.

1. I can also act like a baby, but that person hasn’t appeared yet︶

2. How many people have told you that they can’t live without you, and where are they afterwards?

3. It turns out that love is not about chasing possession, but I have always wanted to possess you

4. Learn to turn a blind eye, choose to ignore the disgusting things, and choose to block the disgusting things.

5. Execution does not focus on ifs, only on results.

6. One day you will be transformed into a great beauty

7. Happiness, not Cao Cao, will come when he says it.

8. Please turn on the light if the person you hope to marry is the person you love deeply.

9. Everyone’s heart is a battlefield littered with corpses.

10. Maybe one day you will get close to me and feel sorry for me

11. If you love and love, you will get used to it.

12. Some people spend their whole lives lying to others, while some people spend their whole lives lying to one person.

13. No matter how strong and powerful I become, you are still the weakness that I can’t let go of. With a slight move, the earth will crack and the sky will collapse

14. Happiness is not Cao Cao. That's it.

15. I am very lucky that I can meet you, my love, among these hundreds of millions of people.

17. How can you admit defeat when you are born with pride!

18 .There is a group of cute grass mud horses on the other side of the mountain.

19. I can spoil you, or I can change you

20. Except for the appearance of a third party, any other reason for breaking up is nonsense.

21. If I choose to love you, then I will love you to the end!

22. How mean a person must be to be worthy of you.

23. Don’t fall in love with me, you’re hypocritical, let’s get married if you can.

24. If a man loves you, he can do anything. If he doesn’t love you, even dying for him will make you superfluous.

25. Please do not use your ignorance to make any evaluation of me.

26. Don’t say that, you really think I am a pure man!

27. People who like me, I will love you well; people who don’t like me , I can’t help it, after all, I am not omnipotent and cannot be loved by everyone.

28. For those who slander me behind my back, I want to tell you that I am not your father or mother, and I don’t have so many stories for you to remember.

29. The world is so big, but there is only one me. Look at it and cherish it.

30. Even if you can see through my soul, it doesn’t mean you can see through my heart.

31. I am so happy with you by my side,

32. Remember that you are a woman, and then fight like a man

33. As long as you are by my side, I will completely turn a blind eye to all rumors.

34.-Sometimes you take others too seriously, and as a result, you are nothing in the eyes of others.

35. The female teacher’s pants were unzipped during the lecture, and a girl reminded her: Teacher, your door is not closed! The teacher waved his hand: Ignore it, the dean will come to visit later.

36. Happiness, not Cao Cao, comes when he says it.

37. Scholars hide in the Internet to wait for beautiful women; they hide from the complexity of the world and are speechless all day long.

38. I am always alone when I am sad.

39. There is a kind of love that once lived in my heart and accompanied me through many silent cries.

40. Ah, why is there a shoe here? Sorry, there is another one on your foot