How to make nausea humorous?

I think this can make the disease humorous:

1, honey, my hot and cold makes me catch a cold.

2, the cold is really rhythmic, don't forget to have a prelude before coming.

The greatest comfort when you are sick is to drink more water. The best answer is to open the door.

I don't want to say that I have a cold, because I haven't found the source of the disease, the source of infection and the route of transmission.

5, silently crying, cold and fever is really bitter.

6, cold, I don't love you, will you leave me?

7, suddenly found that the fat man is really poor, even a cold is a bad cold.

8. I used to look down on colds. I didn't know that I had always looked down on it until it was tossed like this.

I'm sick, so I'm afraid I have to buy a bag.

10, sick, where is my medicine? I have been looking for you for a long time.

1 1, I went to another planet and will bring you stars and the moon when I come back.

12, I sneezed three times in a row. I tried to tell myself that I didn't have a cold, but three people missed me.