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I'm not brave (7)
Chapter 2 Meeting you is the most beautiful accident
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Now there are more people in the dormitory, and a 30-year-old Northeast elder brother has moved in. He is thin and tall, and he is a graduate student in Peking University. Meng Xiaobei has been thinking, why don't you live in school? There is also a young man, in his early twenties, who said that he became a sailor after graduating from junior high school and ran international routes. Now he comes to New Oriental to take classes and make up his English. He doesn't talk much and is shy. They rented with Meng Xiaobei for a long time, then they had some temporary accommodation and left in a few days.
Meng Xiaobei is basically the first one to come back every day. When he came back, he waited for the other two brothers to go out for dinner. On the left hand side of the industrial and commercial office is an alley diagonally opposite to the northeast. It's fifty or sixty meters away, and there are several small restaurants on both sides of the road. What the three people like best is the old horse home cooking. Order casserole tofu, roast beef with potatoes, and then eat mutton kebabs. The chicken crisp bones and big kidneys here are deeply loved by three people.
Meng Xiaobei didn't drink since he was a child. He drank a glass of beer and his face and neck turned red. Two bottles of beer is the upper limit. Eldest brother, a graduate student, likes drinking very much. He always takes out two bottles of beer or drinks a ten-dollar mug. Meng Xiaobei is idle, drinking with him. The three of them didn't drink much, but the atmosphere of eating was obviously cheerful. Later, I simply bought a bucket of 38-degree Niulan Mountain with two pounds and put it in the dormitory. After dinner every day, I bought some peanuts and went back to the dormitory. Three people are eating peanuts and drinking Erguotou. The eldest brother of the graduate student told an interesting story about the abnormal tutor, and the younger brother of the crew told the foreign experience of running a boat. It's almost time. He's asleep. Meng Xiaobei seems to have returned to college, a carefree life and a simple and beautiful life.
Today, Meng Xiaobei and her roommate's brother finished eating and drinking, and Hu Kan was lying in bed. I don't know what happened, but I suddenly thought of Beibei Zhou. I picked up my cell phone and sent a text message asking her if she had made up with her father. Beibei Zhou quickly sent back a text message saying that he would never bow to evil forces. Meng Xiaobei looked at the hey hey, frowning and thinking about Zhou Beibei's naughty appearance. The graduate student brother across the bed asked, who are you texting? Why are you smiling so vaguely?
The next morning, Zhou Beibei brought a big brother with a simple and honest face and a clean beard. "This is Meng Xiaobei of network operation department, and this is Yang He of engineering department. Come on, Mr. He, tell him yourself. " Yang He is very polite, with a smile on her face. "Hi, Xiao Bei, my name is Yang He. I signed up for a class to study computer. Please tell me what you don't understand. I heard from Zhou Xiao that you are an expert. I will trouble you in the future. " "Hey, hello, hello, don't mention it, don't mention it, just ask me, as long as I can, no problem, but after graduating for a long time, many things have been forgotten." Meng Xiaobei also put a message first, otherwise he wouldn't ask questions, which would be a big shame.
In the evening, Meng Xiaobei was lying in bed playing with his mobile phone, watching all the NBA news and not updating his jokes. He turned to the short message and couldn't help sending another one to Zhou Beibei, asking, "Have we forgiven our old comrades?" Beibei Zhou will come back soon. "Old comrades are too stubborn!" "Oh, you can't have a bad temper." "Hum, let's change the subject."
The contract process of website promotion has been completed and both parties have signed and sealed it. The other party asked about the payment time, and Meng Xiaobei came to consult Beibei again.
"If the contract is signed for you, how long will it take to remit money?"
Zhou Beibei's business is very skilled: "We report bills here on Monday and Thursday morning. If it goes well, it will be approved on Tuesday and Friday, and we can make money. " But it takes a little time to get to the account of the other company. "
"Ok, thanks a lot."
"Polite, true and false."
Meng Xiaobei smiled and started chatting: "By the way, it's the weekend. Go back and make up with dad:)"
"You are really good at talking."
"Being a father is not easy:)"
Zhou Beibei still kept his mouth shut: "Well, I just can't get angry after what he did to me."
"He cares about you:)"
"You say, if he treats me like this with you, can I challenge him, hehe."
Meng Xiaobei continued to persuade her: "By the way, there is an American movie and comedy about dad preparing his daughter's wedding. Did you see it? "
"Well, Taylor, what is a' father-in-law'?"
"Ha ha, yes, that dad is not easy."
"So what's the matter? How handsome he is! "
Meng Xiaobei fainted: "Er ..."
"Ah, what's the matter?"
"What does that have to do with handsome!"
Beibei Zhou came back with a smiling face. "Oh:) I like' pleasing to the eye'."
":(If my daughter says such things to me in the future, I will ..."
Zhou Beibei scrambled to say, "If your daughter says this to you in the future, you can say,' How handsome your father is! Your aesthetics are terrible. Why else would you lie to your mother in the first place? " "
Meng xiaobei just replied: "... kick her out with one foot."
Zhou Beibei sent a crying face.
Meng Xiaobei turned to a smug smile.
Zhou Beibei suddenly replied: "Men's feet stink the most!"
"Ha ha ha ha ....." Meng Xiaobei looked at the screen and laughed out loud. Fat Wei and Sun Ying once asked: Meng Xiao, what is beauty? ..... with which girl? ..... Don't go to messy websites during work hours!
On the weekend, Zhou Beibei sent a text message saying that her father had made up, and Meng Beibei smiled back.
Yang He often comes to ask questions these days. Fortunately, it's all relatively simple, and Meng Xiaobei can handle it. When chatting with Beibei, Meng Beibei said that Fat Wei and others are all recognized as good students who love to learn, and they come here with a book at intervals. Beibei snorted and said that Yang He had just been to our office. He praised you in front of me, saying that you are really a' good man', and praised you several times in front of everyone. Meng Xiaobei proudly returned to the past: "Hehe, it is really eye-catching to say that Yang He is a classmate." Beibei said in disgust that she ignored you. "Nobody praised me! What's so good about you? Why didn't I see it? " Meng Xiaobei smiled and said that you should have a good look. Beibei Zhou said I want to throw up.
Busy for a while, Zhou Beibei sent a message asking what to eat at noon. Meng Xiaobei quickly replied with a word: "rice." Zhou Beibei was somewhat disappointed and replied, "Oh."
In the afternoon, Zhou Beibei called Meng Xiaobei: "Come on!"
See Meng Xiaobei didn't answer, weeks beibei called again, "where are you? Did you go to the meeting again? "
Still no one cares, Zhou Beibei is angry: "If you don't play games with me, I will ignore you!"
Meng Xiaobei returned to his seat after the meeting and saw Beibei's message. He quickly replied, "I'm coming."
"If it's late, I won't play with you and ignore you." Meng Xiaobei started the game in a hurry, and Zhou Beibei said that she would not play, so she hurried off.
After work, Meng Xiaobei habitually said goodbye to Zhou Beibei, saying that I am going home, so you should go home early. Be careful on the road. Zhou Beibei replied that Aunt Meng was really nagging.
The next morning, Zhou Beibei asked Meng Xiaobei on Q: "Why?"
Meng Xiaobei is worried: "The website needs to be revised, and the homepage layout is being drawn. It's really a headache. "
"What a headache, you are a professional and a master. What is a small page? "
"Who said that ..."
"Yang He said!"
"er ... I was wrong."
"What's the matter with you?"
"To say that this Yang He classmate has poor eyesight!"
"Ha ha, it is good to know that you are wrong, and you should persist in self-criticism in the future!"
"Yes!"
Zhou Beibei then smiled and said, "I'll tell you a good news."
"What good news?"
"Our department is going to have two sisters."
Meng xiaobei was puzzled: "hmm ... does it have anything to do with me?"
Zhou Beibei smirked: "Hey, I can introduce you."
"Oh, no,no."
"Don't be embarrassed. I'll take a look when people come to examine you. "
"Don't, don't."
Zhou Beibei continued to persuade Meng Xiaobei: "Don't be conservative, there are many ways for sisters."
Meng Xiaobei fainted: "Er ..."
After a while, Zhou Beibei said, "Your boss just called,' Zhou Xiao, it's Mr. Chen ...'"
Meng Xiaobei seems to see Zhou Beibei imitating Teacher Chen's speech. He couldn't help laughing and asked her, "What does he want with you?"
"Ask me for reimbursement."
Meng Xiaobei replied with a smile.
Beibei Zhou is sad.
They are used to being poor on Q recently, and Meng Xiaobei continues her poor style: "Hehe, please:)"
"Don't bother, don't bother. But I want to ask you: How do you educate yourself? "
Meng Xiaobei still has great respect for Teacher Chen. Although he knew Beibei was joking, he nodded and had to coax Beibei: "Yes, I was wrong. I will educate him when he comes back. "
Zhou Beibei was satisfied with Meng Xiaobei's answer: "Oh, hee hee."
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