I laughed at the first sentence. Tell me about qq personality.

1, the moonlight shines on the bed, and the lights are not turned off at night; Why do you ask? I just can't sleep.

I like aristocrats, but I don't like single aristocrats. Who thinks like me?

3. Cancer's friends are very lucky. The three boys of the heir have been angry with you.

4. Who said that men are better than women and have the ability to let men help you have a baby?

5. The legendary three stars: Lei Feng, Zhang Haidi and Batman Zhang Ga, referred to as Lady Gaga.

6, Doraemon said: Bear, what you want is not me, just that pocket.

7. Friend, if you like me, you can't say it out loud. Don't hide it.

8. When something happens, you should find the reason on yourself, just don't make trouble.

9. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and each generation is not as good as the next.

10, your sleeping position determines your hairstyle. Starting today, you should study your sleeping posture and hairstyle.

1 1, dreaming, anything is possible, daydreaming can make your dream easier to realize.

12, stop quibbling, the fact is the fact that you will never change.

13, don't argue with fools, or others won't know who is stupid.

14. Actually, I didn't mean to grow taller, because I'm afraid of heights. If I grow too tall, I'm afraid.

15, in the chemistry experiment class, the teacher said: all the students in the first row and the second row go back.

16, accustomed to your love, so I won't allow you to betray.

17, if you don't be someone else's spare tire, you don't want to compromise if you don't accommodate.

18, have fun or get married.

19, I have enough confidence to meet anyone's harm to me.

Please leave my world with your hypocrisy.

2 1. If you can't find a woman as good as your sister, don't appear in front of me again.

Don't say how much you love me. If you love me, you won't leave me.

23, put your position right, don't take yourself too seriously.

No matter who you love now, I will never frown again.

25. Some things are born and can never be erased.

26. With a beautiful appearance, who cares about your beautiful heart?

27. A timid man can never give a woman happiness.

I like you without any reason. That's how I love you.

29. A strong girl will cry, but she will never give up.

I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love.

3 1, don't say that you will change, hinder my pace and waste my youth.

32. Can I have an accident, die and the rescue is invalid?

33. A school is a place where a group of people get together and then break up a group of people.

34. The three things I want most in school are long-term love, true friendship and ideal grades.

Stay with me for the purpose of love! Take forever as the deadline.

Thank you for staying with me and giving me warm protection.

37. I can't see your face clearly because of myopia, and I can't remember your figure clearly.

38. In the best memories, thank you for meeting the best of you.

39. When we graduated, we looked back silently, and time passed quietly through our fingers.

40. It is good to know something, needless to say; It's good that some people know each other. There's no need to be intimate.

4 1, the old vine is faint, the price of the school canteen is rising, and the students are hungry. The sun has set, mom. I want to go home.

42. In that year's homework, one person was wrong, and as a result, the whole class was wrong.

43. Everyone has a dead end. If you can't get out by yourself, no one else can get in.

44. Let faith be the sun of tomorrow, and let thoughts illuminate my soul.

45. My attitude is that I am the master and you can handle the rest casually.

46. I have a good personality and my parents are troubled.

After many years, I like your parents as my parents.

I don't need anyone to comfort me. I love myself more than anyone.

Please stay away from me. I have no date, but I have a husband.

I won't miss any chance as long as I can get rid of you.

202 1 Funny personality laughs at the first sentence.

1, don't shock the world with coquettish, beg shameless to touch the world.

Don't say anything about you just because you are stupid.

3. Ride the tortoise and touch the wire, pulling the wind and lightning all the way.

The real society ruined my chance to be a good person.

I came into this world in tears, and I will go back in tears!

It's really hard to be a woman these days. You are more open-minded and others say you are coquettish, while you are more traditional and others say you pretend.

7. It's really hard to be human. Your family is rich and says I don't deserve you, and your family is poor and says you don't deserve her.

8, failure is not terrible, the key is to see if this failure is a successful mother.

9, the first part: looking for a job to find a good job, the second part: looking for a husband to find a good husband, horizontal batch: dreaming.

10, time is really precious, just one second before the toilet was taken away by others.

1 1. The woman with the best figure is like this. She looks thin and feels fleshy.

12, if I can't die in her heart, let her die in my hands.

13, it is hooliganism not to issue year-end bonus or raise salary at the end of the year.

14, when I tell you to get out, you get out. I don't know if it will be good for you to come and hold on a little longer!

I don't agree with you, but I will defend your right to speak to the death.

16, women live longer than men, and software is more durable than hardware.

17. Give me a shovel and dig someone else's wife.

18, love is like a ferris wheel, only oneself is injured.

19, looking at beautiful women in the street, looking up is appreciation, looking down is hooliganism.

20. In fact, I am a very traditional person and have always supported three wives and four concubines.

2 1, I hugged you at the end of the road, but you dragged me into deeper darkness.

22. I firmly believe that every exam has a principle. We are all family in the examination room.

23. I thought nightmares wouldn't haunt me all the time. I thought I could cure my headache by closing my eyes.

24. Don't blink when your tears are about to come out. You will see the whole process of the whole world from clear to fuzzy.

25. Going far away by train doesn't care about the destination, only about you and the scenery along the way.

26, lies, after packaging, have a better name: oath.

27. When you came to me, I was not ready; When I'm ready, there's someone else with you.

Fortunately, the current policy is cremation, otherwise your skeleton will excite human archaeologists for a while in the future.

29. I have lived for more than ten years and have done nothing for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches!

30. There are three treasures in lies: everlasting, everlasting, and love to the old; There are three treasures in Korean dramas: car accidents, cancer and incurable diseases.

3 1, woman, the most proud is not how beautiful his appearance is. But how many women can her man refuse for her ~

32. I planted a bunch of girlfriends in Houshan last year. In autumn, there are green hats everywhere.

33. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

34.don't thank me. Thank you and dare to charge you money!

Don't treat animals that are still dead after a week of bleeding lightly. ...

36. Never treat an army of 4 billion lightly. ...

37, beauty, you are only suitable for missing, not suitable for meeting.

38, dust to dust, soil to soil, waving goodbye to the "management period"

39, the sky is gray, pick up the whip.

40, nothing to play lianliankan … destroying a pair is a pair …

4 1, there is no career line, I only have gems.

42. Behind every girl's favorite lyrics, there is an unknown story.

43. Don't fall in love with someone just because of a temporary feeling, because it may be an illusion.

44. The remaining 2 1 g soul is the last way for me to love you.

Please give me some sunshine, air, water and a little love at your fingertips.

46. I can wait for you for a long time I'm not afraid. I'm afraid I can't wait for you in the end.

47. Give up what you can't get. Doesn't it hurt to think of it every day?

48. All problems are ultimately a matter of time. All troubles are actually asking for trouble.

49. Sometimes, we have to shut up, put down our pride and admit that we are wrong. This is not to admit defeat, but to grow up.

50. Just because I didn't speak doesn't mean I'm in a bad mood. Sometimes, I just want to be quiet.

Tell me about a qq character who laughs funny.

1, virgins are precious, and mature women are more expensive. If there are rich women, you can throw them away.

If I am not married after many years, you will be married. Remember to pay attention when you let your children leave school.

3. Beast, let go of that girl! .

4. Don't think you look rare, but judge things by rarity.

Fortunately, I am a fat man, and I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

6. Skipping classes is a person's happiness, and attending classes is a group of people's loneliness.

7. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. Love yourself, no rival in love.

8. One misstep makes a lasting regret. Wake up the dreamer in one word and steal the cow once.

9, think twice before you act is only a minority, most of them still think twice before you act ~

10, the most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head!

1 1. I look at the time in the morning not to see what time it is, but to see how long I can sleep.

12, hold your hand and you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will!

13 pack of adults, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day.

14, even if you are already taken, I will move you to my side.

15, when I was in a bad mood, I called others in the middle of the night to wake them up, and I went to bed.

16, I haven't told you my real identity, but I'm actually the wolf.

17, Li Bai was about to go by boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. Making a scene is the most dazzling national style.

18, you don't like me. This is a disease and must be cured. I like you, which is also a disease. There is no rule of law at all.

19. Looking in the mirror this morning, I was shocked to find: "Damn, I'm beautiful again."

20. Being handsome is annoying. If I were a girl, I would marry myself.

2 1, you should learn more from Taobao customer service and call me pro every time you go online.

22. If you need me, don't.

Don't be afraid of the end, and then there will be Easter.

24. We are cucurbits in the countryside, and you are Altman in the city.

Grandma Meng, when you make soup for me, remember to put sugar in it. I will thank you in the afterlife.

26. As long as someone marries me, I will close the divorce office.

27. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

28, high is high, it is a straw bag; Short is short and can stand stepping on; Being thin means being thin and muscular.

29. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

30. You should also learn from Tencent and call me dear every time you go online.

3 1, handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

32. It is said that the end of the world will be dark. I'll stay with you, or you should be afraid.

33. I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain.

34, get up every morning, the hairstyle is not like Altman, just like Saiyan.

35. The appearance is impeccable. The figure is golden!

36. Look at the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

37. If you let me out, I will. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

38. When treating you as a person, please try to be human.

39. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make me happy!

40. Examination: The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied from the top and the other is copied from the bottom.

4 1, believe is believe, don't believe is don't believe, you fucking return WeChat.

42. What are the bad guys, men who take off their pants during the day and women who don't take off their makeup at night?

43. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to go there, too.

44. The furthest distance in the world is that I can only ask your mother to call her aunt.

45. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be surprises when I open the lid. Who should I share an extra bottle with?

As an animal, there is only one animal in this world that can beat me.

47. Women are afraid of perverts. Actually, the pervert is afraid of me …

48. Well, we can't afford to pay the heating bill at home, so we have to burn money.

49. If you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick a bike. Kick one. Invert a line.

Teacher, Xiaogang will ask for leave tomorrow, because he may be ill tomorrow.

Every sentence is funny, and I laugh my head off.

1. The poor monk came from the eastern land of Datang and made a special trip to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and find relatives.

Give you some sunshine, and you will be brilliant. Give you some charcoal and you can make a bomb.

No matter how many times you turn around, your ass is still behind you.

4. If people don't be mean, I won't be mean. If people are mean, I will be more mean.

5. There are not many ladies in the world, but many pretenders.

6. Don't give up, never leave this life; If you don't like it, die.

Give me a pillow and I can sleep for a century.

8. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

9. Raise your head 45 degrees just to stop your nose, and lower your head 45 degrees just to wipe your nose so that others can't see it.

10, the girl who looks at the sky is very lonely, and the boy who looks at the sky is looking for UFOs!

1 1, as long as you live better than me, I can't stand it.

12, found a QB on the roadside.

13, no one can take your place in my heart, because you have no place in my heart at all.

14, a person with no knowledge and education like me can only be the boss's wife in the future!

15, don't steam steamed bread for breath, even if there is no QQ coin.

16, I talk shocking, I'm a little crazy. You can call me Lei Feng.

17, angered me, I ate the map, this is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

18, fish can't live without water, and people can't live without boats. If you don't pay, people will get into the water and fish will get on board.

19, once I smiled back and fascinated the teacher.

20. Do you have any good cows? Tell them to have fun.

2 1, there is a kind of happiness, I entered your blacklist.

22. The biggest pain in life is that I experienced a super storm, not only didn't see the rainbow, but also caught a cold.

23, the youth of pulling eggs, there are many people pulling eggs. Hey, that's looking, I'm talking about you.

24. Miyoshi students. Our goal, our efforts: eat well, play well and sleep well.

After a night of deliberation, I decided to be thin or die.

26. I am really a playboy. Just after the winter vacation, I think about the summer vacation.

Life is like a pressure cooker. I know myself well when I'm under too much pressure.

28. Teacher, all you know is to threaten me with "informing my parents". What a hero!

29. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, nothing is useful.

30. As soon as I turned around, you were behind me, and I cried.