Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - I can't bear to break up and keep my girlfriend.

I can't bear to break up and keep my girlfriend.

Please forgive me. I realized my mistake. If you still don't forgive me, hit me. I am willing to be killed by you.

I know this is all my fault. Please forgive me. Let's stop fighting, shall we?

Vegetables are holding a slimming contest. Eggplant saw cucumber and found that the waist of cucumber was very thin, so eggplant kept muttering: it doesn't matter if it's not thin.

Kiss you sweetly, kiss you deeply, touch you gently, hug you excitedly, please remember-I love you.