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Pick up hot chicks's dirty jokes, those dirty and provocative little love stories.

Do you want to pick up girls? What are you waiting for? Tease the girl you like with these fast, dirty and provocative love stories.

Pick up hot chicks's dirty everyday sentences

1 You smile very sweetly.

It tastes salty.

2. Be my little princess

Just eat my lollipop and don't suffer.

3. Others approach you.

Have sex with you.

I'm different.

I can try the balcony, kitchen and car.

I like lying under me best.

Hit your body hard, watch the way you look up and breathe gently.

5, weak water three thousand

I only fuck you.

6、? Do we want romance?

? How romantic is it?

? I can surf a little, so slow down.

7. I want to suck your neck and plant strawberries for you

I want to squeeze into the sofa with you.

Watch a small movie with you, take a bath and touch your spine.

Touch the coccyx from neck to neck, trying to kiss you all over.

Want to draw your mermaid line

I want to hear you breathing in my ear.

I want to hear you whisper that you only love me.

I have 10 thousand dirty and warm imaginations.

It's all because of you

The most romantic thing I can think of is to use all my positions on you.

8. You are the last person I have ever seen.

Those people want to pull out oxygen tanks and give Cao a good beating.

9. If you have nothing to grow, come and grow strawberries with me.

10、? What have I done to make you like me so much!

? Me?