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Classic character, talk about character.

1, Ming Sao is easy to hide, but it is difficult to prevent it.

Hugging is often more practical than saying I love you.

Don't talk for a lifetime unless you are a lifelong person.

You cannot change the past, but you can change the future.

5, female junior, holding the golden brick.

6. Yes, I'm nobody. Why do you care about me?

7. I may not be perfect, but at least I am not hypocritical.

8. I hope someone will accompany you from one place to another. If not, please be your own sun!

9. When you find yourself with someone you like, you will find that you will not fall in love with another person easily.

10, there are three kinds of people in this world that we should cherish most: friends who need timely help, women who are willing to accompany you through poverty, and men who tolerate you in everything.

1 1. No matter how small the star is, it will shine.

12, don't trust the person you love just because others sow discord.

13, three things are very important: I love you, love you, love you.

14, apart from enjoying understanding and companionship, it is more important.

15, please don't joke with me, I will take it seriously.

16, accompany me through every spring, summer, autumn and winter, it is better to give me a pledge of eternal love.

17, come with me. How can I let you lose?

18, no love equation can match the mathematical equation.

19, people's birthday rough food is not good, chew it in their hearts.

Size 20 slippers, your face is worth having.

2 1, I will listen to you except breaking up.

22. Miracle is another name for hard work.

23. One party's initiative can't maintain love.

If you can't stay with me for long, don't ask me for it.

25. The angel is with you, and you are beautiful.

I'm warm with you around.

27. People who praise your strength are people who don't know you. People who know you will say, "Don't be stubborn."

28, the day into the poem, simple and exquisite.

29. I want to be like stinky tofu, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.

30. In the eyes of girls, debauchery is charming, while in the eyes of boys, weakness is charming.

3 1, even if you believe it, there are lies in it.

32. You were a crane when you were hanged, but you were not even a crane when you were not hanged.

33. It is better to let go than to worry too much.

When you step into the society, you should understand that you will have everything from now on, but you can't have a stable future.

35, turtle with red wine called outfit, bitch with red wine called waste.

36. The red flag does not fall at home, but the colorful flags are fluttering outside.

37. Women suffer for sexy legs, for beautiful faces, and for money.

If you choose to be near me, please stay with me for a long time.

39. Boys chase girls like a layer of yarn, and girls chase boys like a mountain.

40. If you work hard, your life is called life; If you are decadent, your life is called survival.

4 1, the teacher's classic lie: I treat both good students and poor students equally.

42. Soak everything, and break if you are unhappy.

43. A thousand years of fame and fortune will be buried for a lifetime, in exchange for your exquisite heart, ridiculous but without a king's life.

44. Loyalty is the bridge of love.

45. Sincerity is not as good as red money, and feelings are only for sexual needs.

46, life is like a play, all by acting.

47. The sky is a prison without borders.

48. Youth lost between fingers, memories of youth.

49. A friend has a thousand glasses of wine, but a lover has more than half a sentence.

50. You are short if you can't pee in the pool, and you are soft if you pee outside the pool.

The QQ signature of super personality boy.

1. The most shameful thing for a man is to trap his woman with a lie.

2. Being tired alone is nothing. Don't suffer for the woman who has been with you all your life.

3. A good man must be of color.

4, half smiling face, half tears, you only see my brother's cross section.

I am a rogue in thought and a good man in life.

Although I look younger than him, I am really his father.

7. Men hate mistresses and like mistresses.

8. It's not that I want to be lonely, it's that I'm lonely and have a crush on my brother.

9. A man with natural curly hair can be so good.

10. What a man is most proud of is not how many women he has slept with, but that there is a woman who is willing to accompany him for a lifetime.

1 1, don't talk to your brother, talk to others more.

12. Smoking is a habit of each of us.

13, my advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not handsome.

14, self-hypnosis is actually very good. Try it if you don't believe me: I am a handsome boy, I am a handsome boy.

15, I'd rather be a passer-by in your play than your male number two.

16, the power of a man. It's not a question of how many enemies you can defeat. But let people who care about themselves. Can get happiness.

17, man, what I can't resist all the time is my new love.

18, I'm Altman, and I deserve it.

19, the real warrior dares to face his girlfriend who takes off makeup!

20. The highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

2 1, I can't save the world, but I can endanger the whole life.

22, brother, not lonely. Because I am lonely with my brother.

23. Men don't care unless Shenyang is not greedy.

24, the old woman is the man of this world, don't fall in love with a bitch.

I would rather believe in ghosts in the world than the fickle beauty of women.

26. The most touching charm of men comes from experience and vicissitudes, a little casual loneliness and haggard.

27. Maybe it's because I'm too young to know what treasure is.

28. I know you know my heart. We don't need verbal communication.

29. Believe it or not, 1 If I pat you on the wall, you can't dig it.

30. If you mess with me again, I'll beat you against the wall and you won't be able to dig it out.

3 1. My father expressed his views on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

32. This girl is really cool in clothes and looks really lost.

33. Don't tell me you are a bastard if you have a grass mud horse!

34. Men's hands are not used to wash clothes, but to hug women.

You don't have to buy a house unless you settle your mother-in-law.

36. The poor monk knows that he is not good enough to heal through clothes. Teacher, I was rude.

37. The secret of a man's longevity: eat the food that his stomach can digest and marry the woman that he can support.

38. Going to school is like going whoring, which costs money and effort.

39. Bajie, don't think you are a pig standing under a street lamp at night.

40. I will sell sanitary napkins when men have their period.

Non-mainstream classic quotations with super personality

1, as you say, hang the southeast branch.

2. Flowers often don't belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

There is love besides teeth in the world.

4. I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

6. The direction against the wind is more suitable for soaring. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.

7. The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

8. Hard life needs no explanation.

9. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

10, don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is that you must have a brain.

1 1. You will suddenly find out after seeing me. So handsome can be so single-minded!

12, driving is very easy, nothing new.

13, the only way to get happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don't have.

14, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.

15, birds are big, and there are all kinds of forests.

16. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

17, protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

18, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

19, people who run around brothels are not old, please use Huiren Shenbao.

20. Oh, my God! My clothes have lost weight again.

2 1. Listening to you saved me ten books.

22, I want to puppy love, but it's too late.

23, hooligans are not terrible, they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

24. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

25. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

26. playing with feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically.

27. Hearing a name reminds me of one thing, which makes the city quiet and makes people tremble.

28, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

29, a person's life is like taking a shit, sometimes you have worked hard, but all you can come out is fart.

30. Marriage is like a maze, and those who build it have lost their way first.

3 1, I didn't mean to be different. How can I have outstanding taste?

Everyone has a personality and a bottom line.

First, a small variable in life can change the direction of choice. If they had appeared earlier, they wouldn't have clung to another person's finger or met later. Later, they gradually learned tolerance and understanding in their respective love experiences, so they would not give up so easily and let go of love.

Second, growth is not achieved all the way, but lost all the way.

Third, between lovers, what is needed is an affirmation. Affirming each other's value is the most important source of security. Women should be cared for and men should be respected. In the final analysis, they need to occupy a unique position in each other's world. If you don't do this, you will cause trouble. Forgive those who are willful and hysterical to you. TA is just not sure if he is really important in your world.

Fourth, women are very keen. She can tell at a glance whether you love her or not, but some are playing dumb, some are deceiving themselves, some are wronged, and some decide to play with you.

5. May time be light and make you sunny.

6. New love or old love, you have to choose one. The longer you hesitate, the more harm you will do to the one who pays the most. Once you choose, you will be black to the end. Hesitation will bring the greatest harm.

Seven, love, what is most needed is comfort. If you feel free, comfortable and comfortable, you love right; If you feel constrained everywhere, controlled everywhere, and lost yourself everywhere, then you should consider adjusting. Love is interdependent and warm, accompanied by encouragement to the unknown future. If you feel that you are making progress and growing, that's right; If you feel tired and lose your direction, it's time to adjust.

When it comes to love, women have no IQ. Maybe the person who was willing to accompany you to bear hardships didn't accompany you to the end, but I have no regrets when I think of those years when we were desperate to love and hurt. Youth has no regrets, and dreams must be pursued.

Nine, some words have already been said; Some words are better left unsaid. There are times in life when you can't help lying, and there are times when you can't help being silent. Some words don't want to say, just like some secrets and worries just want to be buried in the bottom of my heart and I know them. What's there to be afraid of hiding from insects? I told you, but like a bird out of the cage, I can't get it back.

Ten, don't completely deny yourself because of a temporary setback. You may not be the most perfect, but you are certainly not as bad as you think.

1 1. I once wanted to forget the beautiful past with a blooming time, hoping that the deepest sadness in my life would never appear again, but I always let a tear inadvertently decorate the melancholy of the night and the desolation of my dreams.

Twelve, I also learned to talk less and stop disturbing.

Thirteen, everyone has his own personality and his own bottom line.

Fourteen, how rare it is to have the patience to do one thing for a lifetime. There are too many temptations in this world. If you want to do this or that, there will be no result in the end. Many people don't understand the simple truth of being able to calm down and endure loneliness and do a good job.

Fifteen, because of you, I have been serious, I have changed, I have worked hard, I am sad that I am stupid, I am stupid for you; I hurt you; Late at night, you are my inertial memory. I don't want to struggle for the past, I don't want to work hard for the past, I don't want to worry about missing it, but I just don't want to, I can't do it.

Sixteen years old, just like the lush years, don't need to be beautiful, just touch me.

Seventeen, a small favor and a small favor is a big hole. As long as you accept it, you must find opportunities to return, look forward to the spring rain and pay for the harvest. In fact, it is a simple relationship between seeds and fruits. Don't let innocence hurt you. Remember: life is like a play. Everyone is looking for a balance of interests. Only balanced games can be played.

The essence of learning is not what knowledge you remember, but that it triggers your thinking. Michael Sandel

Nineteen, many girls always find fault with men's imperfect temperament. As we all know, when you are sincere, people usually don't perform very well. Love binds the body. If you only care about love, you can't care about the details of every movement, and you are always at a loss behind the rapid heartbeat. Although everyone loves the fashionable and rich opposite sex, if you haven't seen the silly and awkward side of TA, it means that TA really doesn't necessarily fall in love with you.

Twenty, when a woman meets a good man, she doesn't need to grow up all her life Women become more and more mature and strong because they have not met a good man.

If you don't try to find fun, then emptiness, boredom and boredom, even nothingness, will soon fill your brain and your life.

Twenty-two, don't rely too much on a person, because of dependence, so expect; Disappointed because of expectation. Remember.

Twenty-three, I often hear people say that masculinity is feminine. Do you know what masculinity and femininity are? Masculinity means being open-minded and brave, while femininity means being gentle and considerate.

Twenty-four, calm, is the wealth that years have given us. When I was young, I was always anxious, restless and unbalanced. When I grow up, I will be more patient with people and things, and my gains and losses will not be so heavy. Those beautiful people and things get the joy of nature, but they don't, which means they don't belong to themselves. They can eat pickles and sleep peacefully.