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1. I always see some girls showing off how many spare tires they have. In fact, I am embarrassed to say that the more broken the car is, the more it needs a spare tire.

2. People who love to laugh are not too unlucky, because they are too unlucky to laugh.

3. Husband: The doctor said I have arthritis! Wife: Did you ask how it was caused? Husband: Don't ask? You make me kneel on the washboard every day!

When one or two people said I was fat, I didn't think so, but when more and more people said I was fat, I realized the seriousness of the matter, and there were more and more liars.

Last month, my income was ok. I ate what dogs eat. Last month, my income was very small. I ate what dogs eat. This month, I am a cow, ready to eat dogs.

6. I asked my roommate that day, "What if I want to eat stinky tofu but I don't have enough money?" that

Idiot casually said: "buy a piece of tofu to eat in the toilet."

7. Don't always say you are single dog. You are a single turtle by age and a single fool by IQ.

8. If you like me, tell me. People have to experience the feeling of being rejected by beautiful women all their lives.

9. God is fair, giving you ugly appearance and low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

We are good friends. When you fall, I will give you a hand, but wait until I finish laughing. 1 1. Teacher's home visit. Ask the students: Is your family happy? The student proudly replied: happiness! Father came over and slapped him in the face. "Boy, who let you change your surname!" "

Twelve. Others can go to Paris alone when they break up, and I can only go to the beef noodle restaurant downstairs to eat a bowl when I break up.

I dare not add eggs to beef noodles for six yuan.

Thirteen. Tell me something you wanted to do in high school but didn't realize it. God replied: I wanted to go to Tsinghua, but God arranged for me to read the life of Lan Xiang.

14. A salesman endlessly introduces all his products to a housewife, and then asks: What do you think you lack? The housewife replied unhappily: lack of money. The salesman took out a business card from his pocket and said, Learn about microfinance. ...

15. I finally understand that every time Big Wolf catches a sheep, he can't eat it, because wolves usually eat it raw, so this product must be cooked.

Sixteen years old. I accompanied my wife on the road at night and found it on the road.

5 yuan, my wife said that the money I picked up must be spent, otherwise it will bring bad luck, I am dubious. As a result, she dragged me into the supermarket to buy it.

More than 200 kinds of snacks.

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My five-year-old sister threw up on the sofa. Suddenly she turned over and fell to the ground! But she was strong and didn't cry. Instead, she climbed up on me and slapped me and said, "What do you think of children!" " "

18. Many times, you feel ugly, short and disgusting, just like an animal! Don't complain, don't lose heart! After all, your judgment is very accurate!

19. There is a long queue in front of the toilet. A gentleman: I can't hold it any longer. Can you let me in first? The person in front clenched his fist and squeezed out a sentence through his teeth: damn, you can at least talk!

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10. crossing the road that day, thinking about things and not looking at the traffic lights. A car suddenly stopped beside me, and then I heard a cordial greeting: What is Big Brother busy with? Is this going to be reborn?

Twenty one. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. The streets are full of barbecues and supper, and no one can dissuade them. I can't help but enter one casually, and I will gain several pounds.

Twenty-two You have to send something with a red exclamation point when you are blacked out by the other party. This kind of person is generally not infatuated, but deliberately takes screenshots.

I have a strong mother. I remember when I was a child, my mother took me to ride a bike, and my foot got stuck in the wheel. My mother felt unable to pedal, so she stood up and pedal.

Twenty-four When I went out this morning, I saw an uncle fall. I went over and asked, Grandpa, my salary in January.

2500 yuan, can I help you? Grandpa looked at me and moved to one side. "Come, son, come and lie next to grandpa."