My girlfriend, I must say something to her before she goes to bed. Please tell me, what should I say?

"How about we go online all night?"

"It's your turn to do the laundry and cook tomorrow, wifey"

"Wife, please Has the trash been thrown outside?"

"Wife, help me wash today's socks. You can't sleep anyway"

"Wife, your ex-boyfriend hit you today. I’m calling you on the phone. Could you explain it to me?”

“Honey, it’s time to go to bed. You go to bed first. I’ll watch you sleep, and then I’ll go...”

“Honey, look who is that dark figure on the window?”

“Honey, let’s create humans!”