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Self-report of mice

I am a mouse, a mouse from the countryside. My mother said I was incompetent, so she asked me to go shopping in the city. In the city, I am a stranger, how can I survive! But my family can't live any longer. My family is going bankrupt. It turns out that the owner of this family has gone to the city and has nothing to eat. My mother, my father, my brothers and sisters are starving every day! I am the pillar of my family, and the heavy responsibility of supporting my family falls on me! I have no choice but to make a living in the city. ...

I always thought: it's so hard to be a mouse! It's harder to be a male mouse! It's really hard to be a male rat who can only support his family!

After a long journey, I finally arrived in the city, and my little eyes watched! Wow! This city is so beautiful! Look at the people in the street, all dressed in strange clothes. Anyway, I came all the way to steal some peanuts, alas! Starving! I searched everywhere and finally found a good family and settled down here. A few days ago, my life was relatively easy. The food in this restaurant is good, but one day I was about to use the food I stole when I heard a scream of "Ah …", which startled me. I didn't know I was discovered until I reacted! I started running and finally escaped.

However, this is not the end, my bitter days have just begun. Slowly, I found that I couldn't find any food in the place where they used to put food, but all of them were placed on the high ground, and I could only watch the sweet and delicious food drool. Finally one day, I finally couldn't help it. On this day, I smelled a thief. I can't stand the temptation of good food. I reached out my sharp claws and hooked the curtain beside the table. I tried n times and finally got on the table symbolizing honor. I got into the blue bag and had a big meal. Take the remaining piece back to the hole and let me enjoy it slowly. In the evening, I heard the little girl ask her mother, "Mom, where is my Oreo?" Oh, it's called Oreo. It's delicious. From then on, I am no longer afraid of them hiding food in a higher place. I have mastered a stunt.

Then they actually figured out a way to plug my hole. It's okay, I don't care, he blocks, I dig, he blocks, I dig, and slowly I learn to dig a hole. Hey, hey. ...

Things are getting worse. They also put drugs to try to poison me. It's not that easy. I know how they can bring food out to me. This must be a conspiracy. Another time, I accidentally took rat poison and my stomach ached badly. But after a long time, I am not afraid. Even if you eat a bag of rat poison, it's okay! They want to put a mousetrap and stick mice. With my IQ, how can I be fooled by them? Um ... I didn't screw up. I am exercising now. Even after eating tetramine and having a stomachache for a few days, I still have nothing to do. I'm very proud.

I've had enough time in the city. It's time to go home. Besides, with all my skills and wisdom, I'm afraid I have no food. I really learned a lot in the city. I learned to fly over the eaves and walk over the walls, and I learned to go up to the house to uncover tiles. When I return to the countryside, I will definitely let a mouse live a good life!

I thank the city and the family, thank you!

I am a mouse, but I am not an ordinary mouse. I am the cleverest mouse!