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The best love letter in the world is a marriage certificate.

1. Men give women the best love letters. That's a marriage certificate.

2. Our love has lasted for a long time, and the blossoming flowers have withered. It's not difficult to stay with you forever. It's just that I'm waiting for you to talk and tell me ... let's get married ~ ~!

3, life is only once, happiness is only once, joy is chic once, and you can sing happily all night. From then on, one person signed another person's hand, walked together and worked together to make happiness permanent.

4. Do you want to give people around you a sense of security? Get married, single creep. You want to give your parents happiness? Get married and have a happy family. Do you want to keep her for yourself? Get married and stop falling in love. Do you want someone to wash the dishes and pots? Get married, tacky!

5. Since I stepped into the marriage hall, I have been adding wings to the tiger. The beauty of the past is completely gone, and it is crazy at any time. I don't know what marriage is in the world, but now I know besieged cities and high walls.

6. Some people say that marriage is the grave of love, and I want to say that marriage is the paradise of love. In fact, there are only three people who are really good to you in this world, that is, your parents and your lover. So, everyone, get married if you love deeply. Our life doesn't give us much time to spend our youth. Also didn't give us too much time to let our lover wait!

7. Don't think of marriage as complicated and sensational, and don't be afraid. Those are rumors, the key is to live honestly!

8. What is marriage? The second time we met, it was a long time since we met. We are lucky to meet you, and the season is coming. Love is sweet, happiness comes, and the word is dead. I love you forever.

9. Sing for happiness, often congratulate the wedding, be happy for love, often think about life, feel life, and spend it hand in hand with the world. A wedding song, flying brilliantly and living happily ever after.

10. Marriage is an attitude towards love. If you dare to love, you must give her a happy place to belong. Don't torture others' nerves with feelings. Don't take marriage seriously. Since you dare to love, give her a happy wedding bravely.

1 1. A man should be ambitious. Speaking of marriage, he should fall in love with the same woman. Don't raise a future wife for others. Women should have backbone. Speaking of marriage, he shouldn't take care of a future husband for others.

12, some people fall in love with you, others marry you. These two are completely different. Falling in love means that he stops to accompany you without changing his itinerary. He may leave at any moment. As for marriage, he gave up his own way and is willing to go with you. So it's easier to fall in love than to get married. People who love you are still passers-by The man who marries you is called family.

13, the most important thing in marriage is confession. Husband and wife are one and should not hide from each other. Only by confession can there be less misunderstandings and disputes and more understanding and help, so confession is the most precious thing in marriage.

14, marriage is like a breeze, caressing your body and mine. Marriage is like a clear spring, nourishing your heart and mine. Marriage makes you and me one, love each other and never part. . .

15, you must come to be my partner on the wedding day, because we promised to walk into the marriage hall together. ...

Talk about happiness after getting a marriage certificate.

1, I want to learn from my grandfather, talk about three things, never fall in love and never get married. But it was accepted by a bitch like Gao Jian.

Chairman Mao said that love without marriage is hooliganism.

3, the wedding pattern ring, when divorced, the fingers and everything are very weak, and there is a pattern necklace! !

Speaking of marriage, it is the proudest thing in my life.

Happiness means listening to a song and watching a movie happily.

Sorry, I'm busy. I'm getting married.

7. Hey, I'm getting married soon, and you are in charge of being the bride.

8. Time has passed so long that I can't forget the love that once made me persistent.

9.* Nine dollars for marriage. Twelve yuan for divorce. Only fools divorce. So expensive

10, the person who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.

1 1, women should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or play around. Don't take it seriously Why do you want to use your youth to train other people's husbands, and you are still so serious?

12, I will personally bury my love in the grave of marriage, but sometimes I feel extremely happy!

13, people who are usually funny are really super handsome once they get serious, such as me.

14, love itself is a cliche. It is painful to break up at first sight and meet again, because people don't want to be bored, so they get married.

15, finally got the verdict of his wife's imprisonment. If you want to add a deadline, I think it will be a lifetime! Accompany each other and be full of happiness!

16, the person who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings with others, just have time on weekends! Let's meet.

17, I care about you all the time, even if you are not with me, this is happiness.

18, I want two marriage certificates, 1 for me, 1 for you.

19, I'd rather keep some words in my heart than say them when it hurts.

In order to support family planning in our country, I don't intend to get married. Talking about marriage

2 1. Love that does not aim at marriage is hooliganism.

22. Women should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or be proud and single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands so seriously?

23. Nine dollars for marriage. Twelve yuan for divorce. Only fools divorce. It's too expensive. Getting married is nine yuan. Twelve yuan for divorce. Divorce is because there is a mistress in it.

24. Before marriage, the woman said, what is money? After the marriage, the woman said, what are you without money?

When I get married, you must come, because I will feel safe when I see you.

26. When you get married, I will take my husband to smash the venue.

From now on, this world has nothing to do with me. I just want to be a happy woman of a happy man, making soup, having children, buying a house and facing the sea in spring.

28. Time has taught me nothing, but it has taught me not to believe in myths easily!

The best confession is these five words. Let's get married.

30. Don't get married until you are frivolous.

3 1. I have never regretted falling in love with you. You let me know that love is really beautiful.

32. She said, I will hold the wedding on your wedding day. He said, have your own wedding.

I want to be a bridesmaid for my good sister when she gets married!

I heard that marriage certificates are very cheap. Let me treat you.

Whether the next second is the end of the world or not, I just want to stick to it quietly.

When I hugged you tightly, I really felt your love.

37. Give my dear best friend Zhang Haiqi: Let's get a marriage certificate from the employer.

Remember that I have been thinking about you, don't cry, just smile when you look up.

39. You must invite me when you get married in the future, because I want to see what kind of girl is better than me and fulfill my dream of marrying you.

40. If I am in power for you, I am willing to abandon my helmet and armor from now on.

4 1, dear, let's go to Shangri-La to get married, shall we? ! No, we're getting married in the nearest place to heaven! !

42. Don't invite me when you get married. I'm afraid I'll write swearing words all over the wedding.

43. I will definitely wear the wedding dress you and I chose to attend your wedding. When you get married, I'll rob the marriage and see who can survive.

44. Get married after being young and frivolous.

45. Find a summer school when you get married and have children. Dare you ask my son? In the future, find a person named Ma to get married and have a baby, named Ma Ma. Do you think the teacher dares to ask my daughter?

You and I are both lucky, because I met you and you met me.

47. I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.

48.hy: when in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their last life; After marriage, couples often think about what they did in their last life, which is really a world of ice and fire.

49. I want to sign a contract with you In a few years, if you don't have a girlfriend and I don't have a boyfriend, we will get married.

50, my terminator appeared, and we got married!

5 1, I heard that it is cheap to get married now, and the civil affairs bureau will get it done for 9 yuan. I ask you to put it.

52. In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.

53. When I get married and hold a wedding reception, I will make a table for my husband's ex-girlfriend and those uncertain women, and then propose a toast one by one!

54, I finally want to marry myself, tears streaming down my face! !

55. The person who will marry me in the future doesn't know who to fall in love with now. Don't waste your feelings. Let's get to know each other sometime.

56. You betray me, you are strong, you associate with me, I smile, you get married, and I bless you.

57. You idiots bombed the divorce office. Divorce and marriage are the same place. You should burn the marriage certificate.

58. If you get married and the bride is not me, I will dress more beautifully than the bride and I will make a hullabaloo about.

Please be confident. You are a landscape, there is no need to look up in other people's landscapes.

60. I want to have a good date and then get engaged and get married together.

6 1. The two people who were supposed to get married suddenly lost contact for no reason, without a prelude, and some just lost their share.

62. When we get married, let's tattoo a pair of rings together. Whoever files for divorce first will cut off his finger first. Dare you?

On your wedding day, I will give you a coffin as a gift.

64. My gray hair is getting denser and denser, which shows that we love each other deeply.

65, a wife, waiting for many years, I must cherish this fate.

66. Love that does not aim at marriage is to raise a wife for others.

67. A billion-dollar lottery tells the person you love to marry you. I guess you will choose the latter?

68. Before marriage, sisters are bridesmaids, after marriage, they are girlfriends, and children are godmothers.

69. What's the big deal about being in love? You have the ability to get married ~ ~

70, drive a tractor and sing love songs! ! Get married by bike! !

7 1. Am I your bride or your maid of honor on your wedding day?

72, the last carnival, get up early, be a good wife and mother, cook, cook and take care of the children, but tonight, I want to be hi! !

Talking about the mood of getting a marriage certificate

The feeling of getting a marriage certificate, talk about wanting to be your lifelong lover.

1. It's fun to be with you.

2. Sorry, I was wrong. I shouldn't have made you angry. I will listen to you in the future.

3. Baodi is really beautiful!

I will love you for a long time, from school uniform to wedding dress.

5, drink your love wine, if there is no refill, I would rather be thirsty for a lifetime!

6, find a person, go to see the spring flowers, watch the sunrise and sunset.

7. Live in one place all your life and sleep next to one person all your life.

My gray hair is getting denser and denser, which shows that we love each other deeply.

9. I will marry you in my next life.

10, if I take power for you, I will abandon my helmet and armor from now on.

1 1. Happiness means listening to a song and watching a movie happily.

12, at that moment, I really wanted to say sorry for the past and the past years.

13, I am willing to grow old with you.

14, today is my birthday, I wish me and my loved ones happiness forever.

15, yolk is happy because she has an eggshell that loves her.

16, study hard, work hard, bring home the bacon, and make my wife happy for life!

17, I just want to exchange my heart for your 100% love.

18, daughter-in-law, you don't have to do anything. I will take care of you all my life.

19, I will always be by your side.

20. The white roses you sent and the kisses you gave are unforgettable happiness.

2 1, hold your hand and grow old with your son.

22. I want to take a hot bath, drink two large glasses of lemonade, get into bed and hibernate with you.

23. The night with you is always within reach, representing a happy star.

24, the agreement, the next life must be together.

25. Do you smell burning? That's because my heart is burning for you!

26. Baby, you still have me.

27. Love won't last forever. Just make an excuse and anyone can leave first.

28. I like to look at your sweet smile and instantly warm my heart.

29. Love lost to time, time lost to me and I lost to reality.

I intend to love you for a long time, and I don't want to give up.

3 1, you are the only one for me.

32. I'd rather keep some words in my heart than say them when it hurts again.

You have spring and autumn in your eyes, which is better than all the mountains and rivers I have seen and loved.

When I hugged you tightly, I really felt your love.

35. The sequel of love is about to be staged, and the definition of happiness is written by myself.

36. We are happy hand in hand, waiting for the future in the sunset.

37. Nothing. I am here.

I have never regretted falling in love with you. You let me know that love is really beautiful.

39. Your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life!

40. You are the most beautiful woman in my life.

4 1, falling in love with you is like eating chocolate, bitter, but full of deep sweetness.

42. I will keep you in my heart.

I will be happy to have you around, and we will never be apart.

Honey, don't be too tired. Come and have a rest.

45. Lavender in Provence, like happiness, only blooms for one season.

46. I only like to eat your cooking all my life.

47. How long is a life? I have loved you for so long all my life.

I must die before you.

49. It's nice to have someone you like, just like in spring, you can smell the flowers when you go out.

50. You are the great hero of our family. Thank you.

5 1, I want to be held in your arms all the time and let me curl up like a cat.

52, can't send you brilliant, grow old together is elegant.

I love you all my life.

54. Silly girl, I'm here.

55. A petal, a love letter, a warm heart and hands.

56, eager for love, enjoy happiness, happiness hand in hand, never give up! !

57. I will love you forever. It won't hurt you.

58. The sunshine in midsummer is dazzling, just like your bright smile.

59. Happiness is like tears, which are fleeting, but leave lasting traces.

60. Being by your side forever is the most beautiful paradise.

6 1. Look at the little star outside the window and promise that you will be happy forever.

62. I just want to be happy for a lifetime and walk together for a lifetime.

63. Kissing you means loving you, and making you unreasonable means hurting you.

64. You grew up with me, and I grew old with you.

65. Time is flashing with a sweet lens, and it is enough to have you around at this time.

66, hand in hand through every day, our lifelong commitment.

I work hard for your happiness.

68. As long as it is the person you like? Even if you stand further away, you can see him at a glance.

69. Idiot will not be lonely, because I am very happy to have you with me.

70. Huatang is willing to make peace with Thailand; Cinnamon is full of fragrance.

7 1, the longest company is good morning and good night, you are all by my side.

Wife, let's love each other, tolerate each other, support each other, be intimate, and walk hand in hand on the road of love forever. I love you!

73. I want to be the lover of your life, and I want to be the concern of your life.

74. Tell the world that I love you. I just want to be with you.

75, you are like the beauty of fireworks, so beautiful, lightly across the empty sky.

76. Every time we had a fierce argument, we really never left.

77. Time has passed so long that I can't forget the love that once made me persistent.

About marriage, talking about marriage, talking about mood phrases

1 1, I remember when one of my sisters got married, my grandfather actually cried, crying like a child. At that time, my grandfather had long since recognized anyone and lamented the power of the family. ...

I had a good dream last night. I went back to him and he came back to marry me. My family actually likes him very much.

13, I'm afraid that a girl who refuses to fall in love and get married at my age is probably living with an impossible person in her heart.

14, the boss of the company interviewed today asked me if I was married? When I said no, I looked at the dead woman and smiled. Go to hell, explode. Fuck you.

15, I fantasized that you were not standing on the stage more than once. Will be a gentle senior, or a boyfriend's brother next door. Go to school by bike every day, and have a bright smile every day. I will frown before the exam and sweat profusely on the basketball court. Be admitted to an ideal university and have an ideal job. Meet the girl you like, then fall in love, get married and have children. About marriage, talking about marriage, talking about mood phrases

16. Today, some people got married. It was strange at first, because there was no bride and groom to enter the community by car. When the car door opened, I understood ... I hope they can get more happiness to make up for their shortcomings.

17, three years of college, from Jinan to Shouguang, countless bus tickets and train tickets. I don't have much money, but I still want to travel and save money. I went to Qingdao when I graduated. Haha, so happy. Now I have graduated, ended my long-distance relationship and prepared to get married two years later.

18, born as a daughter, I am ashamed of my parents! I graduated from college for more than 20 years, married and had children, and thanked them for not coming. Having children after marriage will help me take care of my baby and teach me how to be a qualified mother. I feel guilty! ! ! I want to say to them, I'm sorry! ! !

19, getting married doesn't mean happiness, being single doesn't mean misfortune, because we are born lonely and can't leave at the same time. If a person lives, as long as he has a good attitude, it is a kind of happiness, as simple as that.

20. It's no big deal to get married, but a man and a woman sleep in a kang. However, there must be some explanation for this, otherwise it will be chaotic. So I gagged everyone with a meal to prevent people from gossiping. (About getting married)

2 1 is still the most classic that my mother said. She said that your generation just lives too well, so it is useless. At that time, we were confused about everything. We should get married and work. Now we have everything.

22. Another beautiful good friend is getting married. I am really happy that my friends are so happy. Well, if it weren't for this car accident, I think I should be very happy! but

23. If you take the road of life and death, get married and have children, you don't go against the sky, but homosexuality is Uber that violates heaven, ethics and physiology. Karma is the afterlife of conjoined twins. Now there is conjoined twins in the world, and I hear about it every day. In the near future, there will be many siamese animals. Because these people are immoral, the most despicable evil deeds will inevitably become animals.

24. Some people say that the person you marry must not be your favorite. I don't believe it. I didn't believe it for more than ten years, but I lost. It turns out that no matter how deep the feelings are, they can't compete with the intertwined fate.

25. What's the use of loving again? What's the use of persistence? What's the use of wanting to be with you again? You're married, and I can't help it. Is it true that lesbians are doomed not to be together for life?

26. The most touching love in the world is the most touching love story, either a mistress or a mistress. Basically, love is earth-shattering and has no good result. When you are in love, talk seriously and get married seriously. Don't always expect love to die. The best marriage is to grow old safely. Even if he died for love when he was young, he was not as affectionate as the old couple walking hand in hand. Persistence is the greatest love.

27. She confessed to him ninety-nine times, but he refused. Until the hundredth time, he still stood at her appointed place, but did not wait for her arrival. He was lost. He knew he was in love with her. He looked for her like crazy, but there was no news. One day, his mobile phone received a strange message, sorry, I'm getting married. He rushed to her wedding scene when he heard the news, only to find that she was wearing a wedding dress and there was no one around. Smile at him.

28. I have known each other for fourteen years and got married in the same year. His bride is not me, and my groom is not him ~

29, under my information, my first love really married the sister he recognized at the beginning. I turned blue after snoring. Don't do this. I'm telling you, there are no examples of sisters.

30. Time flies so fast that things have changed before I have time to recall ... He is married, the bride is not the one he loved so much, she is pregnant, and the father of the child is not the ignorant teenager who was jealous of me at the beginning. Everyone is moving forward. I still want to be alone. This undisturbed life seems more comfortable than two people. ...

3 1. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have the courage to date in my life. If it weren't for you, I would never choose a strange man to marry in my life. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be so sad as I am today. You made me believe in money more, and you made me do things I didn't dare to do, which made my life take a big step. Life is like this, why take it so seriously.

32. Today, when I was eating in the food court of Guilin University, I met a couple of college students. The man rode an ordinary motorcycle with fried rice just bought on it, while the girl sitting behind the boy showed a happy smile. Think about the blind date who has returned to China for more than a year. Someone asked me directly how much my salary was. Some people suspect that I invited me to dinner instead of driving to pick it up. Some people suspect that my car is too small and old. I can only say that the later you get married, the higher the cost.

33. My friend said he was getting married. I said, well, I know. I dreamt about him yesterday, and the ending is still the same. He left with her. The friend said, do you hate him? I said, in fact, there is no hate, but more thanks, thanks for his appearance in life, thanks for the happiness that those days gave me, and thanks for everything. It's just that they have never been together. Although I haven't put it down yet, I wish you happiness.

34. Some people marry for their parents, others because they are old, but few people marry for love. That's what we do, not for ourselves, but pretending to be happy for everyone.