Humorous jokes with high emotional intelligence

Humor, humor, high emotional intelligence:

First, when you feel that you have nothing and nothing to love. Look in the mirror, honey, you still have meat!

Second, years have not smoothed your edges and corners, but filled the gaps between your edges and corners with fat.

Third, the teacher is bald. Once in class, he said, "What if my left hand is positive and my right hand is negative?" The deskmate replied, "Your skull will light up."

Fourth, ancient times are really good. If you bear too much pressure, you will become a demon, a god and a demon. In modern times, if you bear too much pressure, you will become a neuropathy!

5. "How to describe a person as ugly, but not too direct?" God replied: "This is an era of looking at faces, and you don't belong to this era."

6. Don't complain that you live too tired and bitter. Like me, I used to be nothing, but now I'm different. Even the boss who is worth a million dollars took the initiative to say hello when he saw me: "Hey, waiter, come here for a moment"!

Seven, before the mail was slow, I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

Eight, there are always a group of invisible friends, lying on your friends list like dead people, and occasionally changing their epitaphs.

Nine, when I was a child, my mother would say, "It hurts to hit you." I said, "Then why did you hit me?" Mom: "I like the feeling of heartache."

Ten, some children always fantasize that they are princesses, but I am different. I am the prince.

When you are in trouble, those who are far away from you are not real friends. Only the people who choose to be with you are the ones who really want to see your jokes.