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The weather is suitable for WeChat to send friends (selected 32 sentences)

1, on such a hot day, you don't even want to chase after your boyfriend ran off with someone else.

2. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing. When he was in bed, he was so hot!

3. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. When he was lying in bed, he was so hot.

The weather is unbearably hot, and it is Fahrenheit in the shadow of cactus.

5. I am so hot. Check your boyfriend's roaming records. If you turn it over, it will get cold.

6. Unbearable heat-in the shadow of cactus, the temperature is as high as Fahrenheit 125 degrees.

7. The weather is too hot! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept!

8. The weather is unbearably hot, and it is Fahrenheit 125 degrees in the shadow of cactus.

9. My body is dying of heat in Beijing, and my soul will be with you.

10, the weather is unbearably hot-in the shadow of cactus, it is also 125 degrees Fahrenheit.

1 1. Hello, Grandpa Sun. On behalf of all mankind, please don't make the summer vacation so hot!

12, the weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.

13, "Xiao Ming, please make a sentence with' innocence' ..." "It's so fucking hot today!"

14. Metals and stones are melted by pyrometallurgical stones. Describe the weather as extremely dry and hot.

15, an international student said, "Why not have a holiday? Xi is too hot. I want to go back to Africa. "

16, in midsummer, it was so hot that even dragonflies dared to fly near the shade, as if afraid that the sun would burn their wings.

17, you are gold, I am coal, you will glow and I will heat up. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

18, ** * and I fell into the river at the same time. Please save * * * first. It's too hot. I want to stay in the water for a while.

19, hot weather is annoying, and sudden rainstorm is always annoying. When I look in the mirror, I become very upset.

20. It is said that you have to wait until the melon is ripe. I really want to unload early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!

2 1, the weather is too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. Cars don't have to start by themselves.

22. Grass, reeds and red, white and purple wildflowers are steamed by the fiery red sun hanging high in the air, and the air is filled with sweet and intoxicated breath.

23. I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at a low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that a beautiful promise was too young.

24. There are many swindlers in the street now. Everyone should be careful when going out in the future. Today, a person in the street kept saying that it was hot and hot. I followed him for three blocks, but he didn't die.

25. The flaming umbrella hangs high in the air, so hot that the fish in the river dare not surface and the birds dare not fly out of the mountains. Even the dogs in the village just stick out their tongues and gasp endlessly.

26. What defeated me was not naivety, but naivety. It was not until today that I realized that "standing still" is by no means a * * word. This is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

27. Qiqi's wife suddenly said to me last night, "Your Majesty, the male and female servants have something to ask!" "But it doesn't hurt to say it." "Please put my servant in the cold, I can't stand it, it's too hot!" I ...

It is very important to keep healthy in hot summer. It is not advisable to use electric fans for a long time, and pay more attention to the air conditioning of air conditioners; Summer is hot, appetite is low, eat more light and less greasy; Adjust your mood and be happy in hot summer.

29, there is a hot season is summer, there is a warm word is very sweet, there is an old story is amazing, there is a girl who loves you deeply. Summer breeze blows gently, I love you forever!

30. In the hot sun, on both sides of the road, ripe ears of grain were so hot that they bent down and lowered their heads. Grasshoppers are as numerous as grass leaves, making a weak and noisy sound in wheat fields and rye fields and among the reeds on the shore.

3 1, so hot is not bad, the wings have melted; Mosquitoes don't bite people, only cold water pipes; Regan Noodles does not need to cook; Can't buy raw eggs; Clothes can be worn after washing; There is no need to ignite the car when it starts.

32. The weather is a bit sultry, and the outdoor temperature has been very high. Seeing that you don't like going out, I'll give you a summer gift. Solve your loneliness, harass it from time to time and let you know what I think. The gift is a mosquito, don't be too moved!