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My boyfriend is gone and won't say anything.

100 What I want to say to my boyfriend.

1。

I am not materialistic, I don't ask you to be a rich second generation, and I don't ask you to drive a Land Rover.

You have a stable job, but you must have a longer-term plan. You must never live on your laurels and eat soft rice.

I read too many newspapers and magazines, and many of them are caused by this reason.

2。

I don't object to your drooling over the long-legged hot girl on TV, and I won't be angry if you say which girl is beautiful.

But you can't look at a girl who looks like your ex-girlfriend all day and stay away from your so-called sister. You don't have that many sisters

3。

Be considerate.

I won't ask you to send a particularly expensive gift. I like to eat French fries and chips. Don't keep nagging me that I should gain weight. I like drinking milk. Ask me if I have finished eating from time to time, buy me a box, and then tell me, don't be reluctant to part with it, eat more nutritious food, and I will be moved to pay you back ten times.

4。

Honor the elderly, whether your parents or my parents, greet them and do some shopping during the Spring Festival. Don't be too tired of the old people's nagging and show impatience with their words. You know you will be an old man one day.

5。

In terms of appearance, I'm not a beauty, and I won't dislike your face that is not an idol, but I want to be clean, don't blacken the neckline of my shirt, don't grow dirty nails, and I'd better have a pair of wide and warm hands.

6。

Humor and understanding.

The most depressing thing is that if I tell you an interesting thing, I will laugh my head off when I finish, and you will frown and ask: Then what? ..... Laugh, can we live together? Let me hold your hand and lean on your shoulder at any time. I can't finish your mouth, and you won't grin.

7。

Be romantic, occasionally take me to an amusement park to play exciting games, and tell me you love me when you bungee jump.

You don't need 999 roses, which is a waste of money. Even a small surprise shows that you care about me. A sister knew that milk was specially delivered, so she secretly wrote my name on the milkman in the activity area. I almost cried when the delivery man handed it to me with a smile.

If you do this, even if it is a small surprise, I will feel extremely happy.

8。

I won't limit your freedom, but if you come home late one day, even if you go for a drink, give me a call. You don't have to report who you are with and how many members of the opposite sex you have.

Don't worry about me. Are you drunk by the roadside and can't go home?

9。

I also want to sit on the high steps and eat a big box of ice cream all night like a white-collar worker in an idol drama. You can't call me tacky at this time.

When I am sad, I don't know what to do. Even if you don't know what to do, hold my hand and tell me not to be afraid. You are here.

10。

Everyone is vulnerable, men and women are equal, and you can tell me when you are tired. At that time, I will be a lady quietly, and you can rest with your head on my shoulder.