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Douyin’s popular poisonous chicken soup

1. Princesses are always woken up by princes’ kisses. As for you, besides waking up from hunger, you also wake up from peeing.

2. What I can’t improve now is my salary, and what I can’t improve is my weight.

3. When you are in love, your whole person is like an hourglass, your heart is full but your head is empty.

4. Don’t say that I owed you something in my previous life. If you have the ability, take out the IOU and show it to me.

5. I finally found a partner, but his family doesn’t seem to like me very much, especially his wife.

6. In order to prevent my son from becoming a rich second generation and being criticized and looked down upon, I will be poorer if I am poorer.

7. "What do you call a single man?" "Single dog." "What do you call a single woman?" "Goubuli."

8. Beauty

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