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Celebrate your car, say you bought a new car, and send a message to your circle of friends.

1, I brought a new car today, and I am very happy. My cousin gave me a big red envelope, and my family didn't have it, just like moving to a new home. My cousin also gave me a red envelope, and my brother said he would sponsor me for 20 thousand yuan to buy a new car. I was very happy at that time, but I gradually lost your news and didn't mention it. I was angry that I didn't keep my promise. I thought I stopped being angry and became rich.

2. What's the price of buying a new car to commemorate the first tank of oil that Ash added himself? .

3. Pick up the car today, my first car. I hope the second car is a car or a car in its early thirties.

I picked up the car and can't drive it. Today is my birthday. It's all my birthday presents. Thank you.

Many people have the habit of setting off firecrackers when buying new cars, some celebrate buying new cars, and some hope to make big money in the coming year. Since it is your own car, you should protect it more!

6. I went to pick up my car today, and when I got home, I found a Liu Haier on the windshield. It's destiny takes a hand's fruit powder There is Liu Haier in the mobile phone, and there is a car to buy. Xiaobai said it was ugly and should be taken down. Let's talk about it later. Let me enjoy it first. Wow, quack. It's so show off in an ostentatious manner.

7. For the first time in my life, I specially equipped a pair of glasses for this car. Literature and art are much better. Today he asked for leave to pick up the car. Although I dare not drive, I still drive a new car to pick me up from work. I'm a little excited and scared.

8. Today, a rabbit picked up a car, so two neurotic women began to show off their wealth at night. Have you run out of money? Just try harder? Right?

9. When I didn't buy a new car before, I went to the community to chase other people's cars every day. It is not uncommon to buy one yourself now, and you have to play with someone else's excavator.

10 and 20 19 buy a new car and give yourself the biggest gift in the new year. Thanks to your parents, you have worked hard and let you worry. I am willing to be your greatest pride, and you are accompanied by self-strength!