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1, the teacher thinks he is awesome every time. After teaching for more than ten years, he never thought that we had been students for more than ten years and had never seen any teachers. The teacher is weak

2. A class lasts 40 minutes, 5 minutes to get it done, 5 minutes to wander around, 5 minutes to send it to Weibo, 5 minutes to see Weibo, 5 minutes to forward it to Weibo, 10 minutes to sleep, 2 minutes to do hair, 2 minutes to get a manicure, 1 minute to watch the countdown to class. I'm sorry that the teacher and a class are all full, so I don't have time to listen to your old man's lecture.

It's noon on weeding day. It's really difficult to attend classes. A little broken book, sitting all morning.

4. The Chinese teacher turned back, only the Yellow Crane Tower, the math teacher turned back, the quadratic function symmetry axis, the English teacher turned back, sorry for adding three grams of oil, the chemistry teacher turned back, the carbon dioxide turned into gasoline, the physics teacher turned back, a lever pried open the earth, the biology teacher turned back, the baby swam in a test tube, the physical education teacher turned back, Jordan changed to play badminton, all the teachers turned back, and the whole country was not free!