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Without understanding a person's past, he is not qualified to judge his present.

1, all kinds of bites, all kinds of ditties, all kinds of tunes.

There are so many people who love me, but no one says they want to marry me.

3, my friend, listen to my advice, you can still make money if you lose money, so don't pay back the money I lent you!

4. The test is not the result, but the signal of China's movement.

In fact, I am also a fairy, but I didn't grasp it when I came down, and my face landed first.

6. Confucius said that in a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.

7. You can't wake up a person who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can!

8. It's no use reasoning with me. You can only fool me, fool me, fool me, fool me, fool me, fool me, fool me, fool me, fool me, fool me, fool me, fool me.

9. I wanted to turn around beautifully, but I didn't expect to hit the wall in a low-key way.

10, pigs have pig's thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If pigs have people's thoughts, they are not pigs, but Bajie.

1 1. These days, I am embarrassed to tell others that I don't have dozens of test papers in my hand. The funniest conversation about mood phrase sharing

12, I always treat handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always look at me like this.

13, the real warrior should dare to face up to the beautiful girl and dare to face the bleak singles.

14, women are trouble, men like to ask for trouble.

15, kettle, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

16, complete works of friendship talk about pictures, QQ friendship talk about pictures.

17, Tomb-Sweeping Day, it's not easy for students to take a vacation these days, even taking a vacation should be moved by their ancestors.

18, intelligence test is to see how stupid you are.

19, the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after school starts, you can't recognize me as fat!

20, a woman's chest is not called flat chest, it is called gorgeous parallel lines, understand?

2 1. The school is a prison, and I am a prisoner. I have been locked up there for more than ten years.

I still have a sad role in this world.

Without understanding a person's past, he is not qualified to judge his present.

24. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.

25, school, you can get my people but not my heart.

26. I like to look up at the bright sun, narrow my eyes and think of someone in my heart.

27. Being a handsome person is very tiring, which I really know.

There are three things that young people can't touch nowadays: idolization, staying up late and the glory of the king. The more you get in touch with them, the more you will find it really interesting to be single.

30. There are always many unexpected things in life. For example, you think I want to give an example, but it's not.

3 1, when I was a child, I had three idols, Lei Feng, Zhang Haidi, and Zhang Ga, a soldier, referred to as Lady Gaga!

32. Is the Beauty of Jurassic written by Feng Jie a classical beauty?

Yesterday, the goddess sent me a message saying that there was no one at home tonight, so I went to her house and knocked on the door for an hour. Sure enough, there was no one.

34. Is it possible for your parents to give money to a stranger? They didn't even notice the beggar and gave you money in a hurry. What do they rely on?