Best Funny Dialogue: A Gourmet's Last Words

1, eating motto: just eat! 2. All barbecue buffet has a rhythm:? I will eat first! ? I will eat first! ? I baked it! I ate it first! ? Shit! ? Finally:? You eat! ? No, no, did you eat? Who bakes it ~? Shit! ? 3. a:? Why do bars refuse to sell me wine when I'm drunk, while fast food restaurants keep selling hamburgers to fat people? b:？ Because drunkards drink too much and make trouble, fat people will make trouble if they eat less. ?

4. Eating is illogical. ? Are you full? Yes ? Then why eat it? ? 5, the mouth of eating goods has two basic purposes: one is to eat, and the other is to lose weight. 6. If you think that eating is the whole life of eating goods, it is wrong. What else is there? Sleep! 7. Last words of a foodie: Anything else, give me a sea fishing and two waiters. 8. Never ask if you have eaten the food. This is not a problem at all for eating goods. If you want to ask, are you full? 9, eating goods is: when you are happy, eat delicious celebrations; When you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; When you are bored, have a delicious pastime; Eat delicious food to vent when you are angry. 10, most people who love food are not bad people. They are hungry for food and have no time to hurt others. Laughter and gluttony are a perfect combination, and the more such women, the better. 1 1, the specific performance of eating food in life: The teacher criticized the classmates and said: You are a bad example. ? The classmate thought: rice grain? The teacher said again:? Yes, you are a typical example. ? The classmate thought again: chestnuts? 12. How to eat watermelon? Ordinary food: cut watermelon in half or cut it into small pieces with a spoon. Eating vegetables: cut into small pieces and remove melon seeds with chopsticks. 2 13 eating: (This is a true story! ) silently cut into small pieces and mixed with cold dishes. 13、 ? Aunt, what did you cook delicious? Can I have a taste? I'm cooking Chinese medicine! ? Then I'll take a sip. ? 14, eating motto: don't eat and drink today, try to find something to eat and drink tomorrow. 15, eating spirit: eat more, eat more, eat better! 16, for foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss. 17, what is the idea of eating food? Eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't. 18, thin eating is the best food. 19, eating food is not eating, but on the way. 20. For foodies, nothing can't be saved by a bowl! 2 1, I never lie, except this sentence. 22. I prefer to watch Huoying endure it, because when I die, a village of Japanese people died. 23. How much sadness can you have is like a bundle of snowflake beer. 24. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense. 25. If the world is not dirty, how can it be sad? 26. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters. 27, lovelorn, look up, the sky is full of small bubbles. 28, life is: life, life. 29. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware. 30. There is no rehearsal in life, and every moment is live broadcast.