Gifuka, let's talk.

1. Teacher, you don't have to bother to change my seat. I can talk anywhere.

2. The school is to sign in for five consecutive days and give you a homework carnival.

Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, the speed at which I handed in my thesis absolutely stunned Xueba.

You must study hard and don't live by your face every day like me.

Those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually pretending. You ask her to open the courier and try it without scissors.

6. Don't ask me how I'm doing. You are not without my Alipay. The most nonsense talk about daquan.

7. Starting school means that I set a sliding unlock for the summer vacation and will upgrade it to a password unlock.

8. Sometimes what we need is not chicken soup, but slaps.

Mosquito and I are good friends. We often play hide and seek. If it wins, it will suck my blood. If I win, it will kill me.

10. What's the experience of being a road idiot? The king dared not let me climb the mountain for fear that I would not come back.

1 1. Don't say I'm fat, I think you're jealous that I eat better than you.

12. I envy you being with the person you like. Unlike me, I am surrounded by people who like me.

13. efforts may not be successful, but it will be really easy if you don't work hard.

14. military training couplets, part I: move, move, did I ask you to move? Part II: Laugh, laugh again, what's so funny? Horizontal batch: Have you typed the report?

15. Actually, I was not fat when I was a child. Really, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.

16. I still like you very much, just like your mother hitting you, unreasonable.

17. None of the freshmen are serious. They don't rob seniors, they rob food.

18. Treat learning positively like a girl you like. Try chasing nine girls at once.

19. The shoulder pole is wide and the bench is long. The pole wanted to tie the bench, and the bench said, No!

20. It is better to have an arrogant schoolmate who will die than a scum who has answers to all the exercises.

2 1. Once, a deer hit it, and now it may have been killed.

22. Love is a road, a bad friend is a pig, there is only one road in life, but there are many pigs on the road.

23. Holding a hot rechargeable mobile phone and putting my life and death at risk is a rare heroic moment in my life.

24. True love is probably when you think the other person is a pig, but you are still afraid of being taken away.

25. As you get more mature, you won't swear casually. After all, do it when you should.

26. It takes only two steps to take the math exam. Read the question carefully three times first, and then start crying.

27. Young people should never lose heart because of a math class. You are not alone in this issue.

Tell me more nonsense

Nonsense: I lost my appetite when I saw you. What about sexual desire?

Nonsense funny joke: I don't reply to your message because I am cold, but because my hands are cold, Alipay Five Blessingg.

Alipay Five Blessingg activity has started again. I want to collect Five Blessingg's children's shoes. Look here.

During the Spring Festival of 20xx, Alipay once again launched the Five Blessingg Red Packet Campaign. At the same time, Alipay said that it would not deliberately create any suspense about the scarcity of Fuka this year. In other words, the extremely scarce dedication and happiness like last year will not happen again.

Today is 65438+ 10 month120xx. Like last year, we need to collect Five Blessingg: prosperity, harmony, friendship, patriotism and dedication.

In addition, the threshold for collecting blessings has also dropped a lot this year. Last year, I wanted to get greeting cards from all kinds of friends. This year, I can gather Five Blessingg from two directions with almost no threshold.

20xx Alipay Five Blessingg Raiders are as follows (according to official data):

Open the mobile phone Alipay, and you can see the activity entrance on the home page. Using AR to scan any blessing words, including goods, couplets and even handwritten blessings, you can get a blessing card and have the opportunity to receive it.

For example, scan the following blessed word.

Alipay added two special props this time: universal happiness and shoplifting card. Among them, the cosmic blessing can be used as any blessing; Then there is a more interesting card, which can be exchanged for any blessing card from friends (bad smile).

In addition, users can get a lucky card at random by turning on the ANT FOREST or watering their friends before 22 o'clock on New Year's Eve from October 20, 65438+/kloc-0 (the 23rd day of the twelfth lunar month).

By the end of the New Year's Eve event, final gathering's users in Five Blessingg can get random (note that it was random, not shared equally last year) red envelopes, with a maximum of 666 yuan, a maximum of 666 yuan and a maximum of 666 yuan. Say it three times.

Don't forget the scratch prize on the back of Foca.

How about 20xx Alipay Five Blessingg Raiders? Did you get it? If not, pull the scroll bar on the right and watch it again.

Talk about the domineering classic after lovelorn love: leave, don't ask me how I am.

1, the hope of tomorrow, let us forget the pain.

2, right and wrong must be too concerned, giving in for love is not losing.

He is not handsome, but I like his sunshine.

You should not only work hard, but also use your head.

When I leave, don't ask me how I am. You can't help it if it's not good, and it's not your credit if it's good.

6. Men should not be as melodramatic as women.

7. I am too lazy to fall in love.

8. My smile hides the unknown pain.

9. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

10, like father, like son.

1 1. In this dying youth, all tears will dry up and all sorrows will pass.

12, to love your own value, you have to create value for the world.

13. Seeing that others are pretending to be serious, I also want to pretend not to be serious.

14, life is for you to play.

15, I like you not because you are handsome, but because no one can give me a feeling.

Everyone said they were good to me, and no one asked me if I was good.

First, we often seem to be walking in the fog, and the front is gray, and we can't tell the direction and situation. So, we hesitated and stopped. When we finally get up the courage, let go of our fears and doubts and move forward step by step, we will find that with each step, we can see the road ahead more clearly.

Second, I also need care, love, companionship and someone to say that I am here when I am sad.

Third, a woman who expects a man to change is sad, because her expectation is doomed to failure; Smart women never desire to change men, but they can "change" men for the better.

In the past, girls could do laundry and cook like their mothers, but now girls can smoke and drink like their fathers.

In fact, if he was really nervous, you wouldn't always procrastinate before returning your message, and then he said he would call you later if he had something to do. Then you waited for a long time and found that he didn't call you again. Maybe after you thought he might be busy for a long time at first, you might tolerate and complain slowly, and then you find that he is really not nervous and you don't love enough, so there are many excuses. You really have something on your mind, and you will never be left alone.

6. cowardice and timidity reveal that we pay too much attention to ourselves.

7. Kindness can be your strength, but not your weakness.

Eight, some people have to forget it. The so-called obsession is love in their own eyes, annoyance in each other's eyes, and meanness in others' eyes.

If you had known me before, you might forgive me now. Talk when you are in a bad mood.

I am willing to shake hands with the world and make peace with it gently. Perhaps it was witnessing life and death that made me suddenly realize how much I wanted to meet someone and become a useful person. Principles are not so important, the bottom line is not so rigid, and compromise does not mean weakness. Let yourself relax and you can get rid of the heavy past.

If you are good at appreciating the beauty in the ordinary, your life will be more colorful.

Twelve, everyone said they were good to me, and no one asked me if I was good.

Thirteen, a person into memories, waiting for the pain of the past to wake up his heart.

14. It is always easier to leave than to meet, because meeting is a once-in-a-lifetime fate among hundreds of millions of people, and leaving is only the end of two people. It's hard to meet, but it's easy to break up. It's just that the world can't see the hustle and bustle of fate and always thinks that opportunities are infinite, so it doesn't cherish the people in front of it.

Please don't lose your temper when talking to me.

Sixteen, I have been guarding your innocence and smile.

Seventeen, before, I thought I had lost a relationship, but later I learned that I had lost my whole life's happiness.

Eighteen, the more you grow up, the more you understand that life sometimes really needs to wait. Let it come, let it go, don't force it, and don't keep it. What you can't get through will pass one day, and what you can't get will be given to you in another way one day.

Nineteen, no longer refused to bow because of willfulness, and no longer broke up because of stubbornness. You dare to last forever, and I dare to last forever. Believe it for the last time, keep walking, keep walking, and you will reach the end of your life.

I'm just a teenage girl. I'm not strong enough to appease everyone. I am strong and won't be hurt by a word or two. In fact, I feel inferior in my bones. Actually, I have nothing to say.

Twenty-one, as long as you don't touch my bottom line, I'll give you a step down. As long as you take me seriously, it's my business.

Twenty-two, "when you encounter a little pressure, you will become overwhelmed. When you encounter a little uncertainty, you will describe your future as bleak. When you are a little unhappy, you will make it look like the darkest time in your life. Maybe just give up the worst excuse you will find tomorrow. " We always like to give up in the face of pain and difficulties, just making excuses for our laziness, procrastination and weakness.

23. Every excellent person has a period of silence. Do not complain about hardships, do not complain about loneliness, continue to climb hard, and finally find beautiful flowers in the dark. Some lives and selves can be used not only to overcome, but also to get along. The wonderful fate is not only between prosperity and depression, but also between dullness and tranquility, which is another strength of the mind.

Twenty-four, why can you point at my nose and scold me, say it's a joke with a smile, and then you will be torn if I tell the truth?

It doesn't matter how long two people are together, what matters is whether you stay in this person's heart or not. Some people will stay in their hearts for life even if they are together for one day; Some people have never spent a day in their hearts even if they have been together for a lifetime.