Fruit funny joke short sentence dialogue

1. Tell a joke about fruitNo.1Once upon a time, there was a chubby grapefruit who thought he was going to lose weight. A month later, he succeeded in becoming a chubby orange.

No.2 apple said: I am like a human heart. Mango said: I am like a human stomach.

Grape said: I am like a human eye. Banana said: Nima, I hate this game! Once upon a time, there was a watermelon No.3 He was always lost, so he went to buy a compass.

When he finally succeeded in finding his own way, he became a pumpkin. No.4 A flock of sheep passed by-strawberries came-a flock of wolves came-Yangmei finally came-Blueberry No.5 Which two fruits have mobile phones? -radish and green vegetables, each has his own love. No.6 one day, big grapes and small grapes were walking on the road.

Suddenly, the little grape said to the big grape, can I carry you? The big grape said yes! The small grape was squashed after the big grape on its back.

No.7 one day, the teacher took a group of children to pick fruit on the mountain. She said to the children, children, after picking the fruit, we can wash it together and eat it together after washing.

All the children went to pick fruit. As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together.

Teacher: Xiaohua, what did you pick? Xiaohua: I'm washing apples because I picked them. Teacher: What about you, Xiaomei? Xiaomei: I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes.

Teacher: The children are great! Where is Amin? A-Ming: I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped in shit. Doctor No.8 said to the patient, "The most important thing is that you eat more fruits, especially the peels, which are rich in vitamins.

Uh, what's your favorite fruit? "The patient said the bitter face," coconut. "No.9 downstairs selling fruit is too much! Bananas have just been put up and called Tianbao bananas; When it comes to yellow, it is called Dole Banana. The yellow one is called Hainan banana; The spotted banana is called Thai spotted banana; It's called African black banana when it gets dark! Once upon a time, there was a carambola. He keeps many sheep.

One day there was a hole in the sheepfold, and a sheep took the opportunity to escape. Everyone told him to mend the hole quickly, but he said that the sheep had run away and there was no need to mend it.

In the past few days, carambola found herself a bayberry. No. 1 1 What is Faye Wong's favorite fruit? Durian (sometimes, sometimes, I'd rather choose "nostalgia" than put it down) Which fruit has the worst eyesight in the 12 issue? Mango (blind) fruitNo.13 What fruit has the highest humidity? Pear (ion perm) No.1 14 One day, eggplant went into the street and suddenly sneezed a lot. It wiped its nose and said angrily, "Damn, someone took a group photo again!" " Two bananas are walking on the road. The banana in front felt so hot that she took off her clothes. As a result, the banana in the back fell down. Tomato A and tomato are already shopping. Suddenly, a truck rushed out and ran over tomato A. Tomato B pointed at tomato A and smiled: "ketchup!" " 17 tomato a: what's your name, brother? Tomato B: ... Tomato A: What's your name, brother? Tomato B: ... Tomato A: Brother ... Tomato B (looking strangely): We are tomatoes, how can we talk ... 18 Black Brin said, I am so sour.

Yangmei said, I am more sour. Macy said, can you two be as sour as me? I am too sour to eat bananas. Why am I so sweet or so bad? There are four mangoes in the bag.

Two people are discussing how to divide it. One said, I'll eat three. What about you? The other said, I have two more than you, so five.

The other continued, well, let's eat eight today. One day, I felt sore all over when I walked. I looked down-I stepped on a lemon.

2. Ask four people to talk about fruit, each with five or six sentences. Woman: Can I help you?

Jenny: I want some apples.

A man: Do you want two apples?

Lucy: No, we want the red one.

Woman: All right.

Jenny: How much is it?

Man: Fifteen dollars.

Lucy: Here is the money.

Woman and man: This is an apple. Good-bye.

Jenny and Lucy: Goodbye!

3. Good paragraphs promote fruit, good words 1, strawberry: Do you want to experience the feeling of "first love"? Please taste: strawberries! 2, peeling, delicious and healthy.

-American Fruit Wholesale Company Advertising 3. Have a taste, sour and sweet. -A fresh orange advertisement abroad 4. Orange: I wish you all the best! 5, anti-season peach: this kind of peach should only be available in the sky, and it is rare to taste it on earth! 6. Colombian flavor.

-Colombian banana advertisement 7. Famous brands can't grow on the treetops. -Orange Advertisement 8. Apple: Safe life, sweet feeling! You are safe and healthy. 9. If you eat more apples, you will eat less medicine.

-Virginia fruit company advertisement 10, eat some lemons when you have a cold. -Suncaster Fruit Company lemon advertisement 1 1. How many brands should fruit count? Canned fresh fruit is lovely.

-New Zealand fruit advertisement 12, the best gift in the world. -New Zealand fruit shop advertisement 13, fresh makes your mouth water.

-Mike Fallon Fruit Company advertisement 14, one a day, healthy and happy. -West Germany Apple Advertisement 15, Jujube: Jujube is sweet, and youth stays in the four seasons forever.

4. What are some jokes about fruit? Cold joke between fruits 1: "Litchi" Tell me what longan has to do with you.

. ? ""Sister-in-law relationship ..! Litchi means longan likes his sister. You really have a special nickname! "?" Cold joke between fruits 2: two female fruits of the fruit family are chatting ... "It is said that anonymous has been very close to litchi recently!" " "Yes and yes! I heard that that woman is still the daughter of a big family! " At this time, litchi suddenly appeared behind the two women when she heard this. "What did you say! ! ! I am definitely not in love with him for money! " Anonymous was silent: "Can you tell me what litchi and watermelon are in love for?" Cold joke between fruits 3: litchi and watermelon fall in love and have a daughter.

"Mom, mom, my classmates call me a monster!" "。 " "They say my parents are crazy!" Mother thought for a moment: "We devote ourselves to science. Do you ask their parents if they want to marry other fruits and have children? " .

5. What are some good paragraphs and phrases to promote fruit? 1. strawberry: do you want to experience the feeling of "first love"? Please taste: strawberries! 2, peeling, delicious and healthy.

-American Fruit Wholesale Company 3. Have a taste, sour and sweet. -a fresh orange abroad. 4. Orange: I wish you all the best. 5, anti-season peach: this kind of peach should only be available in the sky, and it is rare to taste it on earth! 6. Colombian flavor.

-Good story, good words and good sentences about bananas selling fruits in Colombia 1. If you have a cold, eat some lemons. -Suncaster Fruit Company Lemon Advertisement 2. How many dimensions should fruit count? Canned fresh fruit is lovely.

-New Zealand fruit advertisement 3. Send the best gift in the world. -New Zealand Fruit Shop Advertisement 4. It's so fresh, your mouth is watering.

-Mike Fallon Fruit Company Advertisement 5. One a day, healthy and happy. -West Germany Apple Advertising 6. Jujube: Big jujube is sweet and fragrant, and youth stays in the four seasons forever.

6. Funny phrases, dialogue quotations, the funnier, the harder it is, and the higher the score. Do you have 1? Relax, I'm not a good person ... 2. Chop the wire with a kitchen knife, and there are sparks and lightning all the way.

3. I have been suffering from insomnia recently, and I wake up every 16 hours. Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am beautiful.

I never bully the weak ~ ~ ~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before bullying him. A gentleman is just a patient wolf. 7. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? ! 8. Why not find a quiet place and count the brain cells by yourself? 9. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

10. Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical. 1 1. The road to success is always under construction.

12. I really want to make money into my hobby. 13. The boy I once loved had the most handsome back in the world.

14. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil. 15. The sign of immature men is that they can make heroic sacrifices for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

16. There are always a few mistakes in the long road of life. 17. I want the whole world to know that I am low-key.

18. I accidentally want to grow old with you. 19. It's brave to face his face without makeup.

20. Wear cheap goods and Wenzhou shoes, and the whole body adds up to no more than 200 yuan. Only the bag in hand can be regarded as a high-grade leather bag, because its English name is "Gaojipibao". 2 1. There is love besides teeth.

22. Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's hearts, just make a joke and leave. Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change themselves.

24. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always feel that ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We embarrassed ghosts and gods.

7. Liu Liu: Uncle and aunt, I am looking forward to your parents. I miss you so much!

Baiyun: Who is this child? Unlike Yong-won. Why didn't Yongyuan come? Still depressed?

Black Soil: This is not Yongyuan, this is Liu Yuan.

Liu Liu: Aunt and uncle, I'm not Yongyuan or Liu Yuan. They are all very busy. I'm Liu Liu, a crosstalk performer, and I'm here to pick you up for the Spring Festival party.

Baiyun: We are all of the same age. I'm not afraid of any current, as long as it's not cold. That thing went to the wrong door and made southerners suffer.

Black soil: As long as you rely on the CPC Central Committee, you don't have to panic to overcome the cold current.

Liu Liu: Auntie and Uncle, it's Liu Liu, not Cold Current.

Baiyun Black Soil: Yes.

Liu Liu: The cold current has abated. Let's talk about the parents themselves. Uncle, what have you been up to recently?

Black soil: learn English-this year is the Olympic Games. I can't sleep anymore, and I learned English.

Baiyun: Forget it. A few years ago, you said, "Hello, the meal is ready. Come down and eat rice." You speak three languages together, and I can understand a modern old lady in China. Can foreign friends?

Liu Liu: Auntie, please let uncle finish. If you are old and ambitious, you may win English. Uncle, don't just talk without practice. Let me see something.

Heitu: Hello, Miss Xi, it's nothing. This time, I will teach you an authentic London English, which is equivalent to the northeast people speaking Mandarin. This smell is called positive.

Baiyun: Blow, my front teeth were laid off years ago. I don't think your big teeth can grow any longer if you blow them.

Liu Liu: Let Uncle start.

Black soil: Hello (good-dig-oil)! This is what the British call "hello". A real cockney accent.

Baiyun: Bang!

Liu Liu: It tastes a little. How do you remember this?

Black soil: very simple. Hello! ! ! Say it a hundred times and you'll remember.

Liu Liu: I learned this sentence, but I have long forgotten it. Is there any way to make this sentence unforgettable?

Black Soil: Uncle, I'll teach you. Use your head and think about it. The year of the rat is coming. Think of yourself as a mouse, a hungry mouse and a clever mouse.

At midnight, the master fell asleep. The mouse-you-took the spoon, dug out the master's frozen lard, ate a big meal and wandered into the nest for a good year.

Liu Liu: Look at me. The Year of the Animal came, and I had a full meal.

Black soil: The next day, a mother mouse from London came to your nest to pay New Year's greetings. You think you are lucky and say hello with a smile. It says to you, "How are you?" At this time, you thought that the peach blossoms were gone and bad luck came. You were caught stealing oil. Hurriedly knelt down and said, "Sister Mouse, I admit it, so I can dig for oil." You are shocked to remember the English I taught you. "Good at digging oil" means "hello".

Baiyun: What happened later?

Black soil: two mice, one male and one female, what else can I do? The sound of the waves remains the same.

Liu Liu: "Easy to find oil" turned out to be "Hello". Uncle, if you don't teach me this English sentence, I will have a bad year. Thank you!

Baiyun: You are so talented, and quite talented. Here I am, I want to say "Happy New Year" and "Good drilling" to you!

Black soil: Don't be shy. Happy Spring Festival. Instead of "easy to get oil", say "Happy New Year to you"!

Liu Liu: What do you mean?

Black soil: Chinese New Year, accompanied by family and children; Peanut oil has grown in money this year, and his god cow knows his master's heart and spits sesame oil. With children, cows and oil, this is the Spring Festival.

Baiyun: It's really talented!

8. Ask four people to talk about fruit, each with five or six sentences. Woman: Can I help you? Jenny: I want some apples. A man: Do you want two apples? Lucy: No, we want the red one. Woman: All right. Jenny: How much are they? Man: Fifteen dollars. Lucy: Here is the money. Woman and man: This is an apple. Good-bye. Jenny and Lucy: Goodbye! .