Say something funny to save her husband.

Dear husband, after you left me for so long, I began to wonder if you were a person with ulterior motives. Did you see so many "big names" in society that you ran out and wanted to be an "online celebrity"? But you should also know that "black" is not for everyone. After all, the life of "network celebrities" is so sad. Then, why don't you come back and be an ordinary person with me? How wonderful it is to "boast" and "lie down" together every day!

Dear husband, although you left unprepared, I will not give up on you easily. You always call me a bitch, but I promise I'll never say anything that hurts you again. Besides, I have prepared a lot of rich food for you. You can choose a big meal, snacks, fast food, slow stew, spicy and light, I can satisfy your taste!

Dear husband, do you really want to leave me? I want to say that there is no difficulty in walking by the river, as long as we face it together. Wouldn't it be great if we bought vegetables together, worked together and shared the details of our lives? So, I hope you can reconsider, come back to me together and start our happy life again.