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See how you "double standard" others, and how you are "double standard" by others

Mom’s double standards:

When you talk to her about something, if you reply to her, you are talking back, but if you don’t reply, you are dumb!

You are not allowed to fall in love while you are in school, and you will be required to get married after graduation! I thought the objects were assigned by the school

There is always an international time difference. We round off one minute to call 10:01 the morning, but they have no concept of rounding, it is directly noon.

She can have back pain, but we can’t. Because a child, where does his waist come from?

But every time she urges marriage, you say that you are a young girl. She also called you "expired food".

My wife’s double standards:

When you had no money, she said, I don’t want your gentleness that you can’t achieve anything, I hope you are motivated, Career, even if you don't care about this family; now that you are rich, she said, I don't need you to have money or a career, I just want you to spend more time with me, even if you accomplish nothing!

If she wants to see your phone, she will be guilty of not giving it to you; if you want to see her phone, she will say you have invaded her privacy

If you say you want to have dinner with your brother on the weekend, she will say If you don't let her go, you won't love her anymore. And when she was going shopping with her girlfriends, my husband and I would go out for a while, and then disappear for the whole day after telling her.

If you look at the beautiful woman one more time, she will twitch her nose and face. If she likes a handsome guy, she has to drag you to perform together

When your best friend doesn’t reply to messages, you can send dozens of messages in a row and feel happy; when your boyfriend doesn’t reply to messages, send another one and wait. You can make up a big breakup drama in your own mind (he doesn’t love me anymore) without even replying for two minutes.

Men’s double standards:

If a boy falls in love a few times, it is called romantic and suave, and everyone loves him; if a girl falls in love a few times, Falling in love is called being fickle and change your mind when you see something different.

You ask him to do housework, and he says that he is a man, so a woman should do it. When people asked why women should be allowed to work and earn money, he also said that gender equality is not advocated now, and he is just complying with the promotion. The result is that you earned the money, man, he did it!

When boys buy a lot of electronic products, it is a sign of feelings and beliefs; when girls buy a lot of lipsticks and clothes, it is waste and depravity.

Playing games all night long is a normal hobby; watching a few episodes of idol dramas is called childishness!

If a man is under a lot of pressure at work, he needs to be understanding and tolerant; if a woman is under a lot of pressure at work, he will say that you just like to complain and complain!

If someone else’s woman spends tens of thousands on shopping, then she knows how to spend money and knows how to dress up; if her own woman spends hundreds or even thousands on shopping, she is a waste of money!

It is not easy for my mother to give birth to and raise me. You must treat my mother well. Why is your mother like that? I never want to go to your house again!

Mother-in-law’s double standard:

My daughter doesn’t have to do housework, that’s a blessing! If your daughter-in-law doesn't do housework, that's called being lazy and a sin!

When people say that her daughter is thin, she says that she is a child and household chores. She cannot eat well and sleep well, and her family is not considerate. How can she gain weight? But when people say that her daughter-in-law is thin, she says she doesn’t want to eat this or that, as if we are abusing her!

When my daughter came back and took home the big and small bags, she was very happy and said that her son-in-law is really considerate! The daughter-in-law went to her parents' house to get some things. She curled her lips and said, "I feel like I have to evacuate the whole house!"

She had a bad attitude towards her mother-in-law and was unfilial, but she said: The reason for marrying a daughter-in-law is to be filial to her mother-in-law.

She complained that when she gave birth to a baby, the old man did not help take care of the baby and take care of the baby, but stopped his son from washing and cooking for his wife who was in confinement, and did not let him change the baby's diaper

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The boss’s double standards:

Boss: If you don’t understand anything, just ask. Employee: "Boss, how about you take a look at this?" Boss: "You have to think for yourself, don't ask me about everything." The employee then made a decision and made the arrangements.

Boss: "Why are you making your own decisions!" Next time, employee: "Boss, take a look again." Boss: "Boss me again, can't you see I'm very busy?"...

If a subordinate I like makes a mistake and is careless, I will just pretend it didn't happen this time and be careful next time. If a subordinate you don't like makes a mistake, this kind of low-level mistake can happen, and your bonus for the next month will be deducted as punishment!

You talk to him about rules and regulations, and he talks about dreams and feelings to you; once you talk to him about dreams and feelings, he talks about rules and regulations to you!

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Tell us what double standards you have experienced and let’s talk about them together.