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A word about sleeping. Sleeping in class is more tiring than being a thief.

1. Sleep in class because I am lonely. Sleep after class because I have seen through the world.

2. Urgent me to sleep. Can you stay up late with me? Can you pick me up from get out of class? Can we eat snacks together? Can you wait for me after school? Can you take me home? Can you answer my call in the middle of the night? The first thing you do when you wake up in the morning is to open your eyes. The first thing you do when you go to bed at night is close your eyes.

3. Sleeping in class is more tiring than being a thief.

4. We hold hands, we go shopping together, eat together, sleep together, count stars together, watch handsome guys together, who says friendship is not as good as love

5. Sometimes it’s very Tired and sleepy, I really want to sleep, but I still wait desperately for you to say good night.

6. We are all: sleeping in class, bouncing around after class, and dying in exams.

7. Laugh happily every day, go to bed when tired, and smile when you wake up. Life, no big deal!

8. It’s the season to sleep with the fan on and the quilt between your legs!

9. In addition to wanting to sleep, I just want to die.

10. Before going to bed The last person you think of and the first person you think of when you wake up are you.

11. Do you need someone who urges you to go to bed on time, or someone who stays up late with you?

12. I once knew that not sleeping is bad for my health. You are my sleeping pill

13. The reason why I sleep is your good night

14. # If I don’t eat or sleep, I’ll just think about you.

15. Sleep is our only relief. When we sleep, we are neither sad nor angry nor lonely, and we have no worries at all< /p>

16. It’s the season to sleep with the fan between your legs and the quilt again

17. Eat and sleep during exams, class,

18. Watch your back If you sleep facing me, I will turn my back to you because I don’t want to see you sleeping with your back to me.

19. When I went to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to "What happened next"? As a result, my classmates chatted with it all afternoon.

20. You must do three things every day at home during the holidays: eat, sleep, and get scolded.

21. The most beautiful word in the world is eat. Two words are sleep. Three words are your name.

22. You need someone to urge you on time. The person who sleeps is still the person who is willing to stay up late with you

Twenty-three. When I went to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to "Then", but my classmates chatted with it all afternoon

Twenty-three 4. Toss a coin: If it turns heads, go online, if it turns tails, go to bed, and if it turns up, go do your homework. . .

25. The two things that make me happiest every day, besides eating, are sleeping. Talk about sleeping

1. Those beautiful little fish, they Also sleep with your eyes open. No need for love, and never cry. They are my role models.

2. Day and night. What makes me feel most fulfilled is sleeping.

3. Don’t ask me what I’m thinking, my mind is blank, blank, sleep, sleep.

4. Sometimes I don’t want to sleep just because I am upset, and even sleeping cannot make me happy.

5. I used to sleep to kill time, but now I feel that sleeping is a waste of time.

6. Get up, work, eat, and sleep. Although we repeat these things every day, no matter how boring life is, it is a finite cycle!

7. I am always living a staggering life, eating, sleeping and studying, studying, sleeping and eating, and thinking of you by the way.

8. Since the doctor told me not to go to bed after 10:30, I have developed the habit of going to bed at 10:29 every day.

9. It’s so decadent that I sleep in almost every class now, but my senior told me that I can’t sleep for more than 45 minutes in each class...

10. Closing your eyes is I want to sleep. When the world closes its eyes, society goes to sleep. What can you do about it?

11. The scenes in the dream are in black and white, probably because we are used to sleeping with the lights off. Will sleeping with the lights on turn the dream into color?

12. Sleep is my only relief. When I sleep, I am not sad, angry or lonely, and I don’t have any worries.

13. Life turns out to be as simple as eating when you are hungry and sleeping when you are sleepy!

14. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over...

15. To deal with fatigue: sleep. Deal with fear: sleep. Treat a cold; sleep. Deal with broken love; still sleep.

16. The so-called dream is not what you dream about when you sleep, but what you think of that makes you so excited that you can't sleep.

17. I don’t want to sleep except during bedtime, and I want to sleep all the time.

18. The girl who sheds tears while sleeping is because she is too tired and can only rest assured in her dreams.

19. I don’t cry or fuss, I just read and sleep.

20. Go to sleep and put away all the sadness and sorrow... Good night!

21. Sleep is a loan from death. The more and longer you sleep, the longer the repayment period will be.

22. Sleeping is a major way to wirelessly recharge the human body.

23. Lazy Yangyang said: Happiness is having enough food to sleep every day.

24. Laugh happily every day, go to bed when you are tired, and smile when you wake up. Life, no big deal!

25. I don’t like to sleep because I can’t bear to sleep away the time day by day. I like to sleep because once I fall asleep I don't want to wake up. 40 Sentences Suitable for Satirizing Your Deskmate for Sleeping in Class

40 Sentences Suitable for Satirizing Your Deskmate for Sleeping in Class 1

1. You have the largest pencil case I have ever seen. , Aren’t you tired of holding so many pens?

2. You have the momentum to drain half of the opponent's blood before the duel.

3. A fighter among scum, a VIP among scum, your brain has been struck by lightning.

4. Just by looking at you, you will know that you are the love child of a donkey and a horse. The rooster crows in the morning, the crows noisy in the early morning, and the orangutan is the plaintiff in your rape case.

5. When there is a legend in the world, it would be a shame for the audience to be dissatisfied with the city's ups and downs.

6. Life becomes lonely; dreams become cup; games become all-nighters; nude photos and selfies become; food fear becomes; certificates are fake; women become men; boys become effeminate; life becomes virtual; marriage becomes flashy .

7. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end he killed all the students.

8. The head is pointed and the body is as thin as silver, not even a centimeter on the scale. His eyes are on his butt, and he only recognizes clothes but not people!

9. I try hard to control the demon in my heart, but I ignore that you may just be the devil.

10. I don’t know why you smile all day long, it’s like your rag shoes are bursting with thread.

11. Make decisions with a pat on your head, make promises with a pat on your chest, and leave with a pat on the back.

12. African animals are on the grasslands; European and American animals are in zoos; Chinese animals are on the dining table.

13. Is there another person in the world who would admit that he is afraid? The word "unwilling" is the best excuse for "dare not".

14. The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans!

15. I always don’t understand a question, why do some people think you are a man?

16. A person’s death is a cup of tea.

17. All women who are capable of doing their best have the sign of being a lady.

18. I don’t remember my worries. I usually report them on the spot.

19. Your face has become a globally famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

20. Love is not everything in life. When you are older, you should know that it is only a part of life. Children love each other every day. Even women will despise a man who is trapped by love. Part 2 of 40 Sentences Suitable for Satirizing Your Deskmate for Sleeping in Class

21. You look like a gentle person, but you don’t know how to speak human language.

22. I thought you were just playing with the number in the middle, but I didn’t expect you were playing with a combination of two numbers.

23. Don’t drag yourself in front of me like you have 25,000 to 80,000 yuan, just put on a good pose and pretend!

24. Don’t pretend to me that you have a wonderful life and a happy life, and don’t wish me happiness. Do you have the qualifications?

25. Use your 2B pencil to draw your life.

26. Lei Feng did good things without leaving his name, but he recorded everything in his diary.

27. The plug is inserted into the hole, and the socket is inserted into the hole!

28. You look so creative and live so courageously!

29. You look like a salted fish, and you still mention salted fish to me. Human salted fish will die after being marinated for half a year. Can you turn over? Show me, you turn, you turn. .

30. I really want to send you to a cage to parade around the streets and taste the deliciousness of Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

31. When you see a beautiful woman, you are tempted, and you use sweet words to deceive people's hearts. (Quotes Collection Network)

32. You graduated from a school for mentally retarded students, and you still get perfect scores on every exam and get the highest scholarship every year.

33. In fact, you are responsible for everyone by staying away from the crowd!

34. I really don’t want to use my endless colorful vocabulary to attack your barren language.

35. Nowadays, split personality is a trend, and that dog has a bit of a split personality.

36. Who are you making that expression with? The loan I owe you is about to expire or something.

37. If you see a shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid, it’s because there is sunshine behind you.

38. Even if you are the only woman left in the world, I would rather have sex with someone else.

39. The humus that has been deposited for thousands of years is a primitive species that even scientists dare not study.

40. Don’t talk to me, because I don’t understand. In the eyes of others, it is very stupid for me and a pig to quarrel. Talk about sleeping space

Talk about personality about sleeping space

1. Is every student like that: falling asleep in class, jumping around after class, and failing in exams? .

2. I am afraid of the dark, but you are my light, you will help me light up the front. Now without your light, I can only wait until dawn before going to sleep

3 .Three things I must do every day at home during the holidays: eat, sleep, and get scolded

4. Your good morning makes me happy all day long, and your good night makes me sleep more and more peacefully. Why can you let me I feel a hundred times more energetic?

5. Only now do I know why so many people fall out of love when summer comes. It’s because it’s too hot for two people to sleep together, and those who can stay together are close friends.

6. Teacher: School is the second home. Student: Then why do you care when I sleep!

7. I am a Chinese child and I have to write piles of homework every day. I can't sleep at one or two o'clock. I am a Chinese child and I have to eat pig food from the cafeteria and run every day.

8. Stay at home and sleep during the Mid-Autumn Festival

9. When you want to sleep, But I can't sleep. When I can sleep, I can't sleep. When I don't want to sleep, I have to sleep.

10. In fact, I know that every time you say good night to me, it is just a formality to reply to my good night. How can you do that? Go to bed for me to listen to my real good night

11. The most basic self-love is to eat on time, sleep, exercise and live regularly

12. I am particularly afraid of sleeping because I am afraid of dreams It’s not you I’m seeing

13. I miss the head teacher lying on the wall like a gecko and peeking at us sleeping -

14. If a person with a weak will like you has someone within 200 meters, What else can you do besides sleeping in a bed?

15. When I was sleeping last night, I found that my quilt was slowly leaning in the opposite direction to me. I kicked it, thinking how dare you are now. I'm getting older and dare to snatch my quilt. A classic article about sleeping space

1. I heard that when you sleep, you often feel as if the baby paper has fallen from the bed. Does this make you feel insecure?

2. Never call me while you are sleeping, otherwise you will feel like you are a lunatic talking on the phone.

3. Dear friends, go to bed and have a good night.

4. Get up, dear. No, no, sleep.

5. I think so much that when I sleep, I can forget everything I want to forget...

6. Teacher, you said that I really want to sleep. , it’s a waste if you don’t become a hypnotist

7. The sky is so big, sleep is the best

8. I’m angry, drink a cup of coffee and go to sleep =

9 .Fortunately, I am only 17. I can still run, jump, eat, go crazy, laugh, sleep, and have many beautiful dreams. Fortunately, I am still alive in this world

10. How can I not sleep in class? Graduation and walking out of school.

11. Summer vacation schedule: 15 hours of sleeping, 1 hour of washing, 2 hours of eating, 4 hours of playing, and 2 hours of daze. Sorry, I don’t have time to do homework.

12. Well, dear, have you eaten well and slept well? . . . .

13. The most beautiful thing in the world is to sleep with a full stomach and air conditioning

14. You said the reason why you sleep is my good night

15. Go to bed now If you study, you will dream; if you study now, your dream will come true. Popular articles about sleeping space

1. I also want someone to tell me a lot of words to take care of myself before I go to bed, and finally forget to say good night.

2. I miss the time when we slept in class, jumped around after class, and failed in exams.

3. Who is most afraid of dreaming about going to the toilet while sleeping, and then found the toilet, and then...

4. Who is most afraid of your mother saying that she will still study tomorrow while studying? Go to bed soon?

5. Cherish everyone who says good night to you, he will still think about you before going to bed. Cherish everyone who says good morning to you, she will open her eyes I thought of you at that moment

6. She hasn’t slept for 48 hours, because her mind is very messed up, and her mind is full of him, the past happiness, the past vows, everything, everything makes her< /p>

7. I want you to say good night to me, but you will have already hugged someone else to sleep by now.

8. I will ignore you while I sleep! I will sleep with you!

9. If you say I want to sleep with you, you are a gangster. If I want to get up with you, it would be Xu Zhimo

10. How many people pick up their mobile phones first thing when they get up in the morning.

Is your mobile phone the last thing you put down when you go to bed at night?

11. One sleep can cure all diseases and one sleep can calm the world. Focus on sleeping for twenty years! Trustworthy!

12. All our time is wasted Between eating and sleeping, there is no time for love.

13. You can no longer sleep at night, noon, and morning in the future. This is summarized by Tangshan, Wenchuan, and Ya'an.

14. I miss you when I brush my teeth, I miss you when the wind blows, I miss you when it snows, I miss you when I eat, I miss you when I drink water, I miss you when I walk, I miss you before I go to bed, I miss you all in my dreams -

15. Little Mother Kui said: If the baby doesn't sleep, it's mostly an act.

16. I need you to take the trouble to say you miss me every day. I need you to be reluctant to leave me but still say good night before going to bed. I need it too. You treat me as special

17. I like you because you are the last person I want to talk to before going to bed at night.

18. I said we are very tired! Let’s take a sleep lesson

19. Don’t laugh at those children who have to hold baby bears to sleep at night, they just lack a warm embrace That's all.

20. Wearing nightgown to bed always exposes shorts - -. . .