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Qq Chang Shuo da quan

1. You are the sun that I can't embrace. After all, you are the light of so many people.

2. I survived the gale in Wan Li and the years of poetry and wine, but I couldn't survive your desperate decision to leave.

There is no sunshine in the old city. You and I have the same dream.

4. From rainy day to sunny day, I passed through mud, wind and you.

5. You are an unfinished dream in my life, and I am a gust of wind that you blew in an instant.

6. It's still sad to mention you, but I don't like it as much as before.

7. I miss you in a very close place, but I look at you in a far place.

8. Maybe you are just a cicada that has been publicized all summer, and an autumn rain is enough to make me forget you.

9. I am willing to drift from place to place in order to meet you warmly.

10. I've seen autumn leaves and winter snow in Xia Feng in spring, and I've traveled all over Xiling Mountain at the eastern foot of Nanshui Mountain, but Cangshan Mountain doesn't smile at me as much as you do in spring and autumn.

1 1. Don't wait, just pretend the wind hasn't blown, you haven't been here, and I haven't loved.

12. The south wind crosses the border, and the spring breeze is ten miles, which is not as good as you. /calculate/

13. If I didn't know whether I loved it or not, I wouldn't be so greedy.

14. You are someone else's scenery, but my eyes are wet.

15. I want to give you a window seat, so that you can see the whole country, if you are willing to go on a long trip with me.

16. The happiest thing is that you gently called and I just answered it.

17. You said: fireworks are easy to get cold, but they are fleeting. I said: wine is easy to get drunk, but the initial heart is fragile.

18. If you can't walk side by side, pretend to pass by.

19. Dreams that were once warmly woven have now piled up into empty cold air.

20. When you walk, you will be scattered, and your memory will fade; Watch, you are tired and the stars are dim; Listen, I woke up and started complaining; Looking back, I found that you were gone, and suddenly I was confused.

2 1. Miss like wine, you and I will get drunk.

Like all the old stories in rumors, I miss you so much because you have left.

23. Even if you are filthy like a hedgehog, you still have my gentle hug.

24. I will use the rest of my life as your case, Qi Mei. Please don't make me frown, and please don't let me lose heart.

25. Later, I wandered around the world, and no one said to give me a home.

26. You like being alone, but you are afraid of loneliness, so you fall in love with the oncoming wind.

27. The wind scattered the story, the heavy rain blocked the road, and people in the distance forgot to go home.

28. The missed stars are always shining, the missed movies are always the best, and the lost lovers are always deeply loved. Your eyes are raining, but all my pride is wet.

1. It was drenched, and I couldn't tell whether it was tears or water. ...

The whole city is watching the rain, and only I am watching to see if you have an umbrella.

The biggest rain I've ever been caught was that you didn't look back under the scorching sun.

It's raining. What I'm afraid of is not thunder and lightning, but that you are having an affair with others in the rain.

It thundered and rained. I want to know if I am the first person you think of when you are afraid.

6. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof to shelter from the rain with you.

7. Who is the person who is with you on rainy days? Who are you thinking about?

8. The sky is gray, and you are not the only one who is sad; It's raining, and you're not the only one crying.

9. It rains because the sky can't bear the weight of raindrops, and tears can't bear the inner pain.

10. This rain should be the rain in the south of the Yangtze River, wet with moss and red with rouge.

1 1. It rains in every city, just like I miss you everywhere.

12. That night, you held an umbrella for her, but you forgot that I was afraid of rain, too.

13. It is raining in the city where you live. I wanted to ask you if you had an umbrella, but I held back, because I was afraid you didn't bring it, and there was nothing I could do, just like I loved you but couldn't accompany you.

14. You just casually said that you don't like rain, but I think of you every rainy day.

15. You said you would be my umbrella, but it's raining now, but where are your people?

16. I turned to leave, only to find that my face was wet. I thought it was raining, but I didn't expect it to rain.

17. It's raining. Give him an umbrella silently in your heart, even though you don't need it.

18. It was raining after school. I gave her my umbrella and lied to her. Besides, she smiled at me with an umbrella. Then she gave him an umbrella and walked out of school together.

19. An umbrella that doesn't belong to me, I would rather walk in the rain, it doesn't belong to my heart, and I will never keep it.

20. Rainy days, lonely nights, wandering alone in the deserted streets; Think of your charming smiling face, although I know there is no room for me in your heart.

When you look at others, you are also the scenery in others' eyes.

The world is short of useless people; The talents of employing people can be used by everyone in the world; If you use your strengths, you must tolerate your weaknesses.

Always believe that in this world, there are many reasons for love, and there is only one reason for separation-not enough love.

There are four bankbooks in life-health, emotional career and money. If health disappears, other passbooks will expire.

Men with big bellies are as pregnant as women. By the time you realize it, it has already happened. Weibo's classic quotations

The difference between hating someone and loving someone is that one is in your mouth and the other is hidden in your heart.

Three wishes in life: sleep after dinner and smile.

As long as you are a swan egg, it doesn't matter if you were born in a chicken farm.

The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.

We began to fall in love not because we found a perfect person, but because we learned to look at an imperfect person perfectly.

I am losing weight except eating every day. You say I have no perseverance? 3 1 Men like obedient women, but when men like a woman, they will listen to her unconsciously.

Pursue her, like a running snail ...

Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses, but find them today.

How long is a minute? That depends on whether you are in the toilet or waiting outside.

It takes at least two people for gossip to hurt you-your enemies slander you and your friends tell you.

Your future depends on your dreams now, or you should take a nap.

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.

I would rather cry in a Mercedes than laugh on a bike.

Fashion is to make people who earn 8 thousand a year look like they earn 100 thousand a year.

If there is a car with excellent off-road performance and low price, it must be a tractor.

It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

Love at first sight, then decline, run out.

I have been friends with you for so long, and you have always cared about me. I really don't know how to repay you, so no matter what you do in your next life, I will pull weeds for you to eat.

Unless you want to be a hero in the street these days, you will have some life pressure. This is life.

Mice love rice, cats love fish, and even wolves love sheep. Who fell in love with me?

Don't be afraid of temptation. If you resist, you are a good person. Resisting failure means that you used to be a good person.

Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is that they must have brains.

Real bad guys are not terrible, fake good people are terrible.

Romance is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all the time.

Doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, and doing all simple things well is not simple.

There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.

Do a good job and live a wonderful life.

The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

What is romance? Send her 99 roses when you know she doesn't like you. What is waste? Just know that she likes you and send her 99 roses.

Busy is a kind of happiness, which makes us have no time to experience pain; Running around is a kind of happiness, which makes us truly feel life; Fatigue is a kind of enjoyment, which leaves us no time to be empty.

Ideal is sexy, reality is skinny.

A woman kissing a man is a kind of happiness, and a man kissing a woman is a kind of luck.

Love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

The journey of exploration is not to discover new land, but to cultivate new perspectives.

I didn't mean to be different. How can I have outstanding taste?

How far a person can go depends on who he travels with; How good a person is depends on who gives him advice; How successful a person is depends on who he is with.

Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting behavior.

I can choose to give up, but I can't choose to give up

Not everyone can live a low-key life, and the basis of keeping a low-key is to keep a high profile at any time.

Falling in love is like peeling an onion, there is always a layer that will make you cry.

The ancients said that "women are pleasing to themselves", but in fact they should say that "women are pleasing to themselves".

I took a lot of photos when I was a child and put them in the living room for others to see; I didn't know that the photo was taken for myself until I was old.

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

When most people care about whether you fly high or not, only a few people care about whether you are tired or not. This is friendship.

Never mention it, not because I forget it, but because I remember it.

Some people say that love is a debt owed in my last life, and I will pay it back in this life-I must have been vulgar in my last life, so I have no debt to pay back in this life.

Let the future come and the past pass.

Tiny happiness is around, and relaxed satisfaction is heaven.

One side effect of success is to think that the past practices are also applicable to the future.

Angels can fly because they despise themselves.

Test gold with fire, test women with gold, and test men with women.

To like someone is to be happy together; To love someone is to want to be together even if you are unhappy.

Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

Humor means that when a person wants to cry, he still has the interest to laugh.

Don't see what you shouldn't see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, and don't think about what you should do.

Life is: class is over; School is over; Vacation; Graduated; Fully mixing; Old; Regret; Dead.

There are always two kinds of men's heart-deficiency reactions, please and play hooligans.

Fairy tales give us the best inspiration that frogs will become princes; The best lesson of marriage is that the prince will become a frog again.

Before marriage, you should have a health examination, and when you are in love, you should have an intelligence test.

Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

Happiness is knocking at the door when you get home from work, not looking for the cold key yourself.

Morality can often make up for the defects of wisdom, but wisdom can never fill the blank of morality.

People can't hide three things: cough, poverty and love. The more you try to hide, the more glass you are.

Yesterday was an invalid check; Tomorrow is a promissory note that has not yet been cashed; Only today is cash, and everything can be cashed at any time.

People always deceive themselves, because it is easier than deceiving others. 1 1 Dream is a naive word, and realizing dreams is a cruel word.

It is said that the certificate has a certain amount of gold. I burned it, but I didn't find any iron filings.

If betrayal is a kind of courage, it takes more courage to accept betrayal.

Sometimes you should know perfectly well: Is your diamond ring expensive? Sometimes you can't ask even if you want to, such as "how old are you?"

Men look as good after waking up as before going to bed, and women don't know why they have a discount after one night.

Marriage is the grave of love-if you don't have a house, you can't even get into the grave.

When you look at others, you are also the scenery in others' eyes.

Like a swallow before engagement, she can fly whenever she wants; Like engaged pigeons, they can fly but dare not fly far; After marriage, I am like a duck to water. I want to fly, but I can't.

God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still hurts my heart and bones.

Salary, salary. I am a salary card. Haven't seen you for a long time. How did you lose weight?

20 13qq space: You are my most unique scenery.

1. brew it. Look at that. What can you say?

I don't want to be a burden to me, but I will bear it happily.

3. Never need to remember, never forget.

You left, with all my love, just saying goodbye. I looked at your back with tears in my eyes and wanted to hug you for the last time and say I love you again.

5. It is yours and will always be yours; It's not yours. No matter how you earn it or rob it, it won't belong to you.

6. I don't care what others say about you, only about your arm. I don't care what others say about you, and I don't want to know.

7. And a moment that should last forever is just melancholy at that time.

8. Look back suddenly and see through the scenery along the way with the mind of passers-by.

9. People have no tears when they are in pain and panic. Tears always flow at the end of the story, at the end of everything!

10. I chose to leave, not to fulfill, not to give up, just to get to know you again.

1 1. Loneliness is sometimes difficult to express in words.

12. If love is just passing by, let it be a passer-by in memory. Don't insist on everything, why bother yourself.

13. As long as you really prop yourself up, others can't crush you anyway, and inner strength is truly powerful.

14. Nothing in the world is eternal. If it flows, it flows away; If it exists, it will dry up; If it grows, it will wither slowly.

15. When you walk, you will be scattered, and love will be weak. Think about it.

16. I have given everything I should, and I am willing to give up, except to let you know that my heart hurts.

17. The success of life lies not in getting a good deck of cards, but in how to play bad cards well, when the mentality tends to be calm; The spirit will be eternal; Give yourself a smile, the sun is new every day!

18. A sentence "I need you" will be more touching than a sentence "I love you".

19. Xu, I like you more than one sentence, right? You don't know.

20. Since you love, why don't you say it? Some things are lost, and now I can't come back!