Funny and interesting acceptance speech

Funny and interesting acceptance speech

The acceptance speech refers to the speech delivered after the award. Express your feelings after winning the prize and express your gratitude to those who have helped you. When expressing gratitude, if you can say some humor, you will win more applause. The following is my funny and interesting acceptance speech. I hope you will like it.

Funny and interesting acceptance speech First of all, I want to thank CCtv, mtv, HC TV and HC Forum mv for their concern and support in winning this award. In order to influence other people's aesthetic interest, interest in eating, interest in shopping and interest in reading excellent articles, in this cloudless and sunny afternoon in Wan Li, I feel it necessary to make my acceptance speech public, hoping to hold a money market with money.

I think people should do something when they are alive. Although I didn't get a pencil since I was a child, and I didn't get an eraser when I grew up, I am still a trivial little grain of sand in today's society, but this doesn't affect my lofty ideals and extravagant hopes for tickets. I also think that I can win this grand prize without my countless efforts day and night. Therefore, as long as everyone is like me, read magazines every day, go to forums from time to time, say whatever you want, and hold back for a while if you don't want to.

Here I want to tell you loudly, from kindergarten to primary school, from primary school to middle school, from middle school to university, from university to now, this is the most lasting, sublime and authoritative honor I have suffered. Yesterday, just yesterday, I also excitedly stressed that radio stations and major media should keep a low profile.

But just as I got off work and got on the 99 1 bus, I was hugged a few times by fans screaming for autographs. Even a few crazy mm stepped on my back regardless of occasion. Although the strength is a bit strong, it is my love. I endured it with tears. Finally, I couldn't help it. I looked up at a 200 kg mm.

It's hard to get here today. Standing in front of this podium, I would like to thank the organizing committee of HC Forum, HC Media and HC Magazine, the moderators of Xiaoqi for holding this meaningful and valuable essay contest, the friends of the forum for their comments and support, and the administrators and moderators of HC Forum. Without your efforts, there would be no place for me on the homepage today. I also want to thank my teachers, primary school students, middle school students and kindergarten students. I would also like to thank my parents, my motherland, the Great Wall in Wan Li, the Yangtze River flowing in the motherland, Guan Yu for buying me outdoor fitness equipment-Seven Star Plum Blossom Piles for practicing martial arts, and Zhang Fei for buying me aluminum alloy doors when he was too lazy to practice martial arts. Although I know that HC's forum is like the sea, it will be swallowed up if it is unstable, but I still want to stand.

Say that finish, everyone applauded. Thank you for your patience with my incoherent speech. See you next time.

Want to ask the audience if they are tired? When the audience is tired, I will be tired. I persisted for several years. In fact, it is not easy to be an actor, and it is even harder for the audience to insist on watching. You can't stay on the ground every year. You have to wait and see when you finish.

I hope a group of older people like us can leave here one day earlier and let some new people stand on this stage. We will bless them. Say a word of comfort. It is a lifetime honor to stand on this stage for such a long time at the happiest time.

We should respect this place and this time. When I walked from the countryside step by step to today, I felt a little satisfied. The gains in the future are simply too great. I will always be loyal to the audience and my harvest.

Funny and interesting acceptance speech The third secret selection of spokespersons is a closed activity, not the best, but the worst. In the end, two women in the ss department won awards in different age groups and delivered their acceptance speeches at the award ceremony:

1, always have a good psychological quality. The black-faced woman, old and thin, with numb legs, wearing miniskirts, slippers and onychomycosis, fully demonstrated the new self-confidence with blind defects in the 1980s. Fat, pockmarked-faced woman, with rich buttocks, lace blouse, fake goods and Yang Jing dialect, completely subverted the theory of Shanghai beach exclusion with her superior experience, once again verified the theory that all rivers run into the sea and foreign nuns love to recite scriptures, and became the spokesman of the times in one fell swoop, encouraging more straw bags to stand up bravely.

2, we must adhere to the first quality of telling lies and never telling the truth. Tell a lie that is more true than the truth. Speak harshly to the next, speak kindly to the next, talk nonsense at the meeting and make a statement. In short, never tell the truth.

3. Strong and unyielding women need to be molded. The husband's inability to provide humanitarian assistance to himself because of illness, or making up stories about opponents and enemies with the same interests as the other party, are the best reasons for quickly becoming a weak, obedient and helpless little woman. Take it out whether you need it or not. At the same time, we must practice a few tricks: for example, using the strength of quadriceps in the car, intentionally or unintentionally fanning the thigh to express the heat, paying attention to the speed of strength to attract attention as the standard, and after more practice, the other party can ignore their poor conditions. Master the center of gravity when standing unsteadily after drinking, so that the pectoralis major can make the best contact with the palm or face of the other party. This technique involves personal height restrictions and is generally difficult to practice. You can also pretend that you don't know how to ask for instructions in the middle of the night, especially when the opposite sex is drunk and suddenly visits on the grounds of discussing work. It is best to control before and after the other party takes a shower.

4. Always stick to the firm belief that you don't know how to pretend to understand. At work, I am always right. Let people around you believe in themselves, so they are firmly jealous of those who keep learning, are more educated, understand policies and have stronger abilities than themselves. We should constantly seize any opportunity to retaliate, or fabricate rumors to suppress it, and at the same time take out the courage to bare an umbrella and firmly establish our image as a beautiful woman.

5. Always only recommend people who are not as good as themselves. Always insist on using only stupid ones instead of refined ones, and keep a dog. Clap your hands is recommended.

Because many of them involve intellectual property rights, the two ladies said that they would not say much about their acceptance speeches, and disciples starved to death from time to time. Finally, in everyone's applause, add the following points:

1, strengthen the new division of five senses.

2. Dare to do it, don't set up a memorial arch.

3, be sure to constantly supplement calcium, protect your teeth, and don't let others have the opportunity to say that they don't have teeth.

Because of the time, let's get together next time. I hope that after five years, everyone can become an elite like us!

In 20xx years, I often dealt with hospitals. First, my mother was hospitalized twice for heart disease, and then my daughter Ning. I lived in Ningbo for more than a month because of reactive arthritis. It seems that I will continue to deal with the hospital. My mother has been hospitalized again these days.

In these 20XX years, my son selected the top ten friends in the university circle, and I was fortunate to be recognized as one of them. I don't know who voted for me, but I still want to thank my son for his blue dream in the university circle and everyone's love! The network makes strangers become good friends and makes us more exciting in the journey of life! Blue dream, the owner of the circle, and the administrator have sacrificed a lot of precious time and energy for everyone, and pay the highest respect for this!

Not long ago, I accompanied my daughter to the Zhejiang Famous Chinese Medicine Museum in Hangzhou and bought some Chinese medicines. When I left, I mentioned ten important things to Peter Pan. Maybe he didn't notice. Seeing that Xiaoxue's prizes have all been exposed, but I have no news at all, I quickly sent a message to Peter Pan: Have you received the express delivery from Jinan? If you don't receive it, please say hello to the property. ? The answer is? I'm early. I've contacted the owner of the Blue Dream Circle. ? You didn't call me when you received the courier, but you contacted Blue Dream? Somebody else:? Hey, hey! ? Laugh twice, uncharacteristically, and never say it again. See Xiaoxue's comment on Blue Dream: Tell you a funny thing ~ I received a long-distance call from a gay man in Zhejiang this afternoon, saying that he would ask me who I was when he received the courier. What's in it? I said the address is correct. You can take it. It's a small activity gift. Ha ha! ? At that time, I thought, we have so many top ten friends in Zhejiang. Who knows that gay men in Zhejiang are my husband? This guy couldn't believe it when he saw the pie falling from the sky. It is estimated that Blue Dream is a suspect. But I received a gift from Xu Xiaoping in the Apple Circle the year before last. He didn't even open it. Isn't he afraid to open it and can't go back because of unjust enrichment?

It should have been recorded a long time ago, but I left some work to go to Ningbo. In addition, I was already very busy during the Spring Festival, and my mother was hospitalized these days. This matter has been delayed until now. Well, tomorrow is the thirtieth anniversary, here it is.

I wish you all a happy Spring Festival! Family health! Tiger tiger gives birth to power!

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