Take pictures of yourself. Humorous sentences

1. One day, if you don't go out, you will practice beauty behind closed doors.

2. As a loser, I didn't eat, sleep and keep my lovely dream.

3. Does anyone collect idle baby? I've been idle recently.

Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your love and hate.

5. What is a temperament girl? There are small words and small expressions on the chest.

6. Life is not easy. Let's fool each other and cheat each other.

7. I always do things as sure as a gun. All I need is a kiss.

8. The function of the alarm clock is to remind me to sleep in a different position.

9. The baby is long and the baby is short, and the baby doesn't care if he has no money.

10. There is a lovely person in this world, and now this person is reading this sentence.

1 1. It's very cold and I want to find someone to fall in love with.

12. Girls who walk with wind should not be swayed by considerations of gain and loss.

13. You don't have to be curious. I have no story, and I don't want to know you.

14. I am a principled person. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

15. I'm not pretending, I'm just cheeky.

16. I dedicated my most perfect years to compulsory education.

17. This circle of friends shields mortals, and only fairies can like it.

18. It's hard to cheer when you grow up and mature.

19. I hope I am mature and steady, and my life is getting better and better.

20. I still want to be a pig you like, just eat and sleep.

2 1. If you don't mean it, don't be too nice to me, lest I promise myself and you don't.

22. Don't say you have nothing. You are a good mobile phone player at night.

23. In the future, only be your own hero, no longer eager for the shelter of others.

24. Don't fall in love, be a lovely girl.

25. It's hard to understand. After all, you and I are different.

26. Like you, walking eight blocks was an accident.