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My team leader, my team’s classic quotations
Yu Xiaoqing: "What I want is my regiment! My brothers Paoze, I want you to mention the word Yu Xiaoqing and what you think of is my regiment leader! When I mention my brothers Paoze You guys, what you are thinking about is my regiment! - My superior was angry. He said I would give you the Sichuan Army Corps! He knew, and I also knew, that the Sichuan Army Corps was a regiment that had already been defeated! I said yes, I I want the Sichuan Legion, because the Sichuan Legion fought bravely and fiercely with the Japanese! Someone in the Sichuan Legion said that as long as there is one Sichuan guy, all the Sichuan Legion will not die! I am a Hunanese! I admire the Sichuan Legion from the bottom of my heart. Hunanese!"
Meng Fanlao:. "You don't have to die a hundred, as long as you die! You deceived those fools into having extravagant hopes, knowing that they shouldn't have them but still thinking about them every day! They now want to win the battle, knowing that they will lose, knowing that they will die, but they still want to win! My boss I can tell you are here, your heart is as high as the sky and your life is as thin as paper! You are delusional and will drag us down! I don’t care what you think? But you use us as firewood to burn! Do you think we look like firewood? We They all have two eyes and one mouth just like you!"
I will torture you to death.
The tortoise covers the ground.
Little Master.
You want me to come, who the hell doesn’t want to come, who doesn’t want to come... (Lyrics)
Anyone...
< p>Fengla: XXXXXXXXX, what does that have to do with me?...How can I say that I have no clothes, but I share the same robe with you.
The wooden lump on the head that has grown out of a mushroom...
The top honors the heroes who died in battle, the bottom honors the slain creatures, and the one in the middle is a tribute to people’s conscience in the world
Dead, dead, fled to the top of the mountain, disappearing in the mist. The lost dragon and donkey, who were already in pain, took the lead, with a bunch of rabble behind them.
The fight for the crossing caused a group of gulls and herons
There was a sound beside me, Milong rushed out. If he was chasing and beating him to death, he would have looked like a stupid gorilla that had no way of getting around, but now he looked like a rhinoceros that could crush everything.
La Shila is calling me: "Commander! Within three meters! You can get me as far away as an ear scraper immediately!"
Chinese people die from resignation and resignation. Careless
What determines the outcome is not courage and logic, but cowardice, confusion and hesitation
Let's go, I will take you home...
In front of me There is such a monster, the monster is wisdom, the evil is radical against the current, it can easily make a group of people do the things they least want to do."
I finally know why you have the virtue of hanging yourself, you are hanging yourself every day If you have some thoughts, just knit yourself a set
". . . . . A donkey stood up and used his newly born hand to block the carrot in front of his nose. He had learned that the way not to be a donkey was to avoid the carrot.
The remaining donkeys were filled with sadness. I thought life was like a donkey following a carrot, and I was also a donkey who hated carrots. "
-----They are all innocent.
-----When the war has reached this point, no Chinese soldier is innocent.
The volcano in Zenda must have erupted, and the mudslide has swept across the street where we are...
The deputy, the main one is burning!" "You won't borrow a fire from the company commander?-- Wow, wow, donkey sun!
How can we sit back and watch when the national crisis is looming
After four years of fighting, I began to understand a strange truth: the battlefield is merciful, and it is either life or death. , the world is cruel, and the things it has prepared for you are countless.
Hey, I am your leader. : So annoying!
Happy people, strong people, free people, broad people, living people, in order not to see you, I would rather dig out my own eyes.
There is a way in, but no way out, Hengpi: You are here too.
Never make fun of your ideal in front of others, you are paying for it with your life.
You guys. Our group, our group, mine
Dirty calf stuff
Is this fucking pork stewed vermicelli? This is not how pork stewed vermicelli is made.
A good pot has been ruined by all you people in the Death Guard! Why don’t you add soy sauce? Is the soy sauce annoying you? Do you have a grudge against the cabbage? Are you making such a big pot of cabbage? Where are the vermicelli? Oh my god! It’s okay without potato chips. I’m sorry, did you put all the sweet potato noodles in the whole bundle? You don’t need to shave your potato head? Where’s the pork? The pork and soy sauce were robbed by Little Japan? Oh my God, pork stewed with vermicelli in Northeast China. Where did you do this? The whole pot you made was vermicelli and cabbage soup!
My family has more night owls than old hens. Any bigger mice in my house can eat you/I also have a big blind bear in my house. When I see you little southern guy sitting on the bench, you just squeak and it’s over, and I’ll roll you up with green onions!
You There is a hammer in my hometown. There is a big savage in my hometown. He looks like you Guawazi when his hair is shaved.
Do you have corns on your face?
Small eyes, uneasy and kind-hearted
He seems to be in another world called Hades, watching The souls who couldn't be separated waded across the River Styx one after another.
Eating well is an ideal, eating well is a dream
During the group fight at the shelter, Milong said Meng Fanla: How can you be hit on the head by your own guy? Your neck is bent. Or are your arms knotted?
I think so, there are really more and more people in the world who owe death~~~
Dear uncles and uncles, I am you Everyone’s gray grandson, please don’t just stare at the ground, please. If there are people nearby who have fallen down and are pretending to be dead, please help them...
Does it look good? Does it refresh you? Do you have the strength to laugh? You have to smile, give yourself a chance, and then leave after laughing...
Milong guessed hesitantly, "...Feilongniao..."
I want to scold Jiuchi for not being able to do it. "What's the name?"
"The flying dragon bird has come to Myanmar? Milong, have you packed the Daxinganling Mountains in your backpack?" Fanla interrupted Milong's train of thought.
Fan La: You are not at a loss. In your last life, you owed her seven stones and eight buckets of rice, three lynx skins, and a pound of Korean ginseng. Save them all and pay them back in this lifetime
Damn it, damn it. After the regiment leader came back, he asked a group of cannon fodder to clean the shelter:
"Die, die, have nothing to do there. I watered Ayi's flowers. After two waterings, he became impatient and pulled off a leaf. After studying it, he tried to feed the leaf to Dog Meat. Go Meat looked at this human's stupidity with cold eyes. "The old man said to the veterinarian: "Old man, you must be careful, you excited old man." What a stroke!
Yu Xiaoqing said to the dragon: "Fork it down"
It's dead, it's dead, it's annoying: Don't be annoyed at all times, and then it's over!
"I'm not afraid of death, I'm just afraid of being uncomfortable. I don't even care about my life, I just want to be comfortable. That's the problem. This has been a Achilles' heel that has been nailed down for many years. Every time I hit it, I can get it right."
If you don’t see me, the army of the Han Dynasty will end. The weak-headed prisoners will ask for long tassels
If you don’t see me, the ban will be far away. I love watching old Anti-Japanese War movies. Once the Japanese soldiers on the screen shouted "die, die, die", I started laughing from the bottom of my heart, and laugh lines spread from my heart to the corners of my mouth.
Young and old me, my young and old motherland
My heart is higher than the sky and my destiny is as thin as paper
...Floating in the sky, The same soul is floating...
The fate of a soldier is the same as the country's death
Don't make fun of your former ideals in front of others. Believe it or not, what you have been paying for him is own life.
The battlefield is kind, life or death, but the world is cruel, and the things she has prepared for you are countless.
Others regard them as cannon fodder, and they regard themselves as soldiers
"...A donkey stood up and used his newly born hand to block the slug in front of his nose. Carrot, he has figured out that the way to not be a donkey is to not be a carrot.
The remaining donkey is full of sadness. I thought life was a donkey following a carrot, and I also hated the donkey." /p>
Don’t be afraid of death, just be afraid of being uncomfortable. Don’t be afraid of life, just want to be comfortable, that’s the problem. This has been a critical point that has been nailed down for many years, and every hit is accurate. ”
You are only 24 years old and you are already worse than others.
Did you grow up burning firewood? You should press the chimney~~
Do you know how to drive a car? (You were building an airplane at the time)
I finally understand why you have such a virtuous attitude of hanging yourself. Are you weaving a rope for yourself every day if you have some thoughts?
I rarely see him be so serious to a living person. As serious as a dead man. I once judged that he was bent on killing, respected the dead but despised the living. I once felt that in his eyes, although we were not cannon fodder, we were still the best.
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