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Military sketch script
Military sketch script 1 time: New Year's Eve
Location: ammunition depot of a certain unit
Character: Zhang Lin-volunteer, about 25 years old.
Zhang Xiumei's last wife was about 22 years old.
Wang Bin-private, 19 years old.
[Curtain Up: The cold wind blows hard, and a few firecrackers can be faintly heard in the wind. Zhang Lin sat by the fire and could see that he had something on his mind. Wang Bin is crawling in the snow.
Wang: Boy, it's really cold. I said monitor, why are you still sitting here? (Zhang Lin thinks blankly) Hey, monitor!
Zhang: (coming to my senses) huh?
Wang: Monitor, where is your sister-in-law who didn't come in?
Zhang: Alas! I'm really sorry.
Wang: You're sorry. Well, I have been a soldier for two years. I've heard year after year that you are going back to get married, but you haven't been there yet.
Zhang; Please don't take it away. You are good everywhere, but you talk a lot.
Wang: (leaning against the stove) Monitor, to tell the truth, I haven't read Sister Xiu Mei's letter, because I really like you, but you fall in love again and again, breaking people's hearts. I don't know what you think. I've never seen anyone so married, so I have to be put aside!
Zhang: Shut up. No one will treat you as dumb if you don't talk.
Wang: Monitor, you said today is the New Year's Day. You said we were stupid gentlemen and there was no TV. If you don't talk, you will worry me to death!
Zhang: I'm anxious!
Wang: (looking for trouble) Hey, monitor, forget it. Shall I tell you something about my romance? I found an object at home before I joined the army, and it was good for me when I first arrived in the army! Buy this for me, give me that, give me a photo, but after three months as a soldier, another letter came, saying that she didn't want to dedicate her youth to stupid soldiers and wanted to go out for an outing in the world. I want my old photos back. She despises me, and I still despise her. In a rage, I asked others for more than a dozen photos of girls and sent them back with hers. I also sent a message: I really can't remember which one is your photo, please choose it yourself, and the rest must be returned. (I found that Zhang didn't reflect)
Hey, monitor, I knew you were like this.
Zhang: Have you finished eating? Xiao Bin, can you stay away from me?
Wang: Monitor, just tell me what you think of Sister Xiu Mei!
Zhang; What's there to say? It's no use talking.
Wang: something for nothing? ! Yes, I think you are great. You know your dedication. Last Spring Festival, we agreed to get married, but you changed your mind. Later, we made an appointment to get married in July, but we caught up with the team meeting at that time. Fortunately, it didn't happen again. During the Spring Festival, you were the first person in your company to arrange to visit relatives, but you.
Zhang; Shut up! Oh, you think I'm Wang Bin!
Wang: Here!
Zhang: Walk into the first building, one!
[The king acted according to the password.
Zhang: You don't know anything! Oh, I thought I didn't want to go back, did I? I'm 27 years old and I'm also a man. Can I take my time? Last Spring Festival, Xiao Wang was critically ill, and Xiao Li's family was washed away by water in June. I was a training model for the whole company in August, which will definitely affect the performance of the whole company. We are on duty here again this Spring Festival. Do you think I can go back to being a monitor? Who doesn't want to go home for Chinese New Year? So many telegrams from the company are really fake. The company commander and the instructor are so embarrassed. Do you think I can go home at this juncture?
Wang: Monitor, don't be angry. I just don't think there are many girls like Sister Xiu Mei who like a soldier. Since we met, it was our blessing. Monitor, we should take good care of it. I can see that you are also very upset.
Zhang; Xiao Bin, I'm sorry. I'm not happy to have you with me during the Spring Festival.
Wang: That depends on where you said. Didn't you accompany me today last year?
Zhang; Are you homesick?
W: (sadly) I don't want to.
Zhang: Tell me if you are homesick!
Wang: Monitor, as a soldier, you can't miss home. You are like this. what can I say? All right, don't think so much.
Zhang; Yes! I don't want to. Xiao Bin, check the warehouse. When you come back, we will also celebrate the New Year in jiaozi!
Wang: OK!
[Wang Xia, Zhang is preparing to pack jiaozi when he suddenly hears the password: Password, who are you looking for? Zhang wanted to go out and have a look. Wang brought a woman with a scarf on her head.
Wang: Report to the monitor, I found it. I found a local young woman, a woman. She said she wanted to see you!
Zhang: (nervously) Looking for me? Woman? Comrade, I'm Zhang Lin, the monitor on duty. Who is this?
Xiu: (pulls off the scarf wrapped around her head) What's the matter? You don't even know me.
Zhang: (happily) Performing? Why are you? Where are you from? How did you get here? Xiu, you (Zhang choked with anger, Wang Bin hurried to Zhang Shunqi)
Wang: Oh, after a long time, you will be Sister Xiu Mei. Come on, warm up. My monitor and I are thinking about you!
Display; Read me?
Wang; Yes! Our monitor said that he missed you very much and wanted to marry you immediately (Zhang Lin pulled Wang Bin away).
Zhang: Xiu, how did you find this place?
Xiu: I'm not stupid. I won't ask where.
Wang: Yes, there are so many people in our company that someone will definitely show my sister-in-law the way, sister-in-law.
[Zhang Lin motioned the king to pull over.
Zhang: Xiu, who are you?
Xiu: I'm here to get even with you!
[Zhang Lin was speechless, walked aside and pointed to Xiu Xiu, gestured to the king to persuade him, but the king ignored him and was pulled over by Zhang Yi.
Wang: Xiumei, calm down first. Sit here and scold slowly! Monitor, I'll, I'll go to the warehouse and have a look!
Zhang; Come back here! Didn't you just go to the ammunition depot? In such a cold day, you can honestly stay for me!
Wang: Then, then I listen to the tape recorder, and I listen to the tape recorder.
[Wang listens to the tape recorder,
Zhang; Xiu, I'm really sorry. You can't go back this time, which makes you embarrassed!
Xiu: Do you know how to embarrass me? Zhang Lin, Zhang Lin, I understand that you can't go back, but what do you want the neighbors to think? He said again and again that he would marry me, but he never came back. I don't know how many times I cried about it. I can't put it off any longer. I just came this time.
Zhang; Don't say that. I owe you so much.
Display; No, Zhang doesn't think so. I've got everything ready this time, and we'll get married here!
Zhang; Hey, (suddenly realize) hey? what did you say ? /Excuse me? Get married here? This won't work! I'm not prepared at all. Besides, I have to say hello to your company!
Xiu: Everyone is watching the Spring Festival Gala. Don't give your company any more trouble. Look, I have everything. This is a marriage certificate, this is peanuts, this is walnuts, and this is melon seeds.
Zhang: No, Xiu, it's too sudden and shabby.
Display; Zhang, I just thought of it. I know you can't go home. This is for the army and others. I'm glad you did! Brother Zhang Gelin, I'm watching you. You're wearing this uniform!
Zhang: (excitedly) Xiu, how kind of you!
Xiu: Look at you silly. Here you are.
Xiu gave Zhang Lin the big red flower. Wang Yizhi was eavesdropping and suddenly shouted.
Wang: Great, I'm sorry, Xiumei, no, sister-in-law! I overheard what you just said. (Pulling up Zhang Lin) Monitor, what are you hesitating about? After this village, there is no such shop. I will be the master of ceremonies to preside over this special wedding for you! (Zhang and Xiu pull together, and Wang looks at his watch) It's the evening of the 30th day of the second lunar month 1 1: 55. Now please turn on the radio and listen to Zhang and Xiumei's wedding!
[Spring Festival Gala, music and guns are heard on the radio.
Wang: First of all, the bride and groom wear big red flowers to each other, stand at attention and be at ease, face the east of the motherland and bow to the folks all over the country! Bow to your parents in your hometown! Bow three times to all the brothers who can't watch TV for thirty nights! Bye-bye, husband and wife!
[The bell rings, and the three of them are excited.
H: Chinese New Year!
Military sketch script 2 final training
Character introduction:
1. Monitor Sun Tao, Shao Feng, Magnolia and Wang Zhen;
Scene: Stage
With the whistle of "12 1", the monitor ran onto the stage with Mulan Wang Zhen from Shao Feng, Sun Tao.
Monitor: Stop! All, turn right (facing the audience), stand at attention and be at ease! (Sun Tao Shao Feng Magnolia Wang Zhen's movements are very uniform) Comrades, this is our last training. Today, we don't do any training subjects, just recall, recall all our memories! Sun Tao, come out!
Sun Tao: (stepping out of the queue) Tell the monitor that my memory is a brush with tears, and I wet the bed!
Everyone laughed.
Monitor: (serious expression) What are you laughing at! People are floating in rivers and lakes, how can they not pee! Sun Tao, you keep peeing! No, you go on. Why are you wiping your eyes with tears? It's too noisy
Sun Tao: (sighs) It's a long story! That year, I just turned eighteen, deaf and blind, and left home for the first time in my life. My tears are bright, bright!
Monitor: (making a pause gesture) Stop! We are air force, not restaurant dishwashers! Your ambition should be in the blue sky, not in the hotel. What I can't stand most is that your ambition is actually the hotel kitchen! Stop talking about this and talk about your urine!
Sun Tao: I was very tired when I first arrived at school. I am physically and mentally haggard. I want to sleep when I see the bed. I don't care if I wet the bed!
Monitor: Yes! I heard all about you. You are the desperate saburo in training and the bed-wetting king in the dormitory!
Everybody laughs!
Monitor: What are you laughing at? Return to the team! Shao Feng, come out!
Sun Tao is back and Shao Feng is out!
Monitor: Shao Feng, tell me something about your memory!
Shao Feng: My memory is laughter! (Laugh, giggle, laugh, laugh into tears)
Monitor: Shao Feng, are you all right? (Shao Feng keeps laughing) Pay attention! (Shao Feng stands at attention at once) Not stupid! There's nothing wrong with the nerves! How can this kind of performance not be so nerve-friendly?
Shao Feng: I am very excited to report to the monitor!
Monitor: Excited? Your name is Shao, not Shao? How to change your surname! Your father will hit you when he finds out!
Military sketch scene 3: single dormitory (a guest table and two stools)
Person: Captain Zhao Weiguo's staff (hereinafter referred to as male).
Wife of Wang Meng and Zhao Weiguo (hereinafter referred to as female)
Woman: (carrying a food bag) My husband is on holiday at home. Received a phone call from a comrade-in-arms, saying that the troops were going to Wenchuan for earthquake relief. He couldn't stay at home any longer, so he hung up and went back to the army. No, I heard I was leaving this afternoon. I came to see him at noon and sent him a message.
Man: (camouflage suit, helmet, running) was on vacation at home. I heard that the troops are going to Wenchuan for earthquake relief. How can I sit still? Return to the army early. I just got a call from home saying that I would come to the army to see me off at lunch time. This woman's heart is really looking for a needle in a haystack. She broke up with me a few days ago and said she wouldn't call me. The time of separation was longer than the time of gathering. The days must not be long. After a while, I was a little dizzy. However, at the critical moment, she still looked like our soldier's wife.
Woman: (setting the plate)
Man: Honey, I'm back.
Woman: I've been married for a year and a half. It's the first time I've seen you so mighty and handsome.
Man: How do you talk? Which of our soldiers is not mighty and handsome? Really!
Woman: (glancing at the man discontentedly) Why are you talking so loudly?
Man: (laughs) Wife, didn't a comrade-in-arms pass by just now? Isn't this my image?
Woman: (Laugh first, then feel deeply) Guo Wei.
Man: Here!
Woman: Can't you change it? Call your name, you answered, so I dare not call you.
M: I'm used to it. That's what commanders in the army call me. (Silly giggle)
W: I bought you a bag of white rabbit toffee for emergency use. You said that in case of food shortage, you should leave all the food to the masses.
Man: Yes, it's an order from the chief. We should put the masses first.
Woman: (Grabbing a handful and putting it in the man's pocket) Think of this candy as a gift to our loveliest person on behalf of the masses. It is also a lot to add physical strength to save some people at critical times.
Thank you, wife.
Woman: You leave here and don't know when you will come back. In my heart …
Man: Honey, don't be sad. Didn't you just say you were proud?
You make me proud. I'm talking about myself. I ... I feel sorry for one thing.
M: (with a faint smile) How? Honey, you're not going to break up with me again, are you?
Female: (silent)
Man: (sighs) I know I've wronged you a little. You often say that I'm not as handsome as a soldier's funny sketch script, like a shrimp. Marry me. In your words, you are a woman in the new era, but you are forced to choose the marriage of "parents' orders". It's not romantic. I am in the field army, 365 days a year, and the time spent with you adds up to less than 30 days. I remember the first Mid-Autumn Festival, when I was training abroad, we could only watch the moon on the other side of the phone. That night, you asked me if the moon was round. Is the moon bright? I said round, I said bright. Actually, I lied to you. It happened to rain there that day, and there was no moon in the sky. I know the moon at home must be round and beautiful, and I don't want to let you down. I walked out of the tent, stood in the rain, looked at the direction of home and told you about the moon in my heart.
I know you're lying.
How did you know?
I heard the rain. I know you must be watching the moon in the rain. You are a soldier. Even if there is no moon in the sky, you should look at the sky and give me a beautiful moon.
Man: (affectionate) Wife ... We are soldiers, but we have iron bones and tenderness. I finally went home. What do you think I'm doing with my head held high? The first time I saw you, I chose you as my wife, and I would like to be your shrimp.
Woman: Weiguo, I ... (holding a man's hand) How much face I have given you this year, but you have never complained about me once. When you get home, you are like a tireless machine, cleaning the house clean. I know you love this family. Every time,
When you leave, I will lose my temper with you inexplicably and let you leave with sadness. In fact, it's all because I don't want you to go, but I can't keep your footsteps. You often tell me that choosing a career as a soldier means sacrifice and giving up. However, I don't want to be alone at home. It's not like home without you.
Man: wife (holding a woman's hand tightly)
Woman: Honey, you know what? My heart has never been calm since I knew you were going to Wenchuan. Usually you go for a few months, and every time you don't answer the phone in time, my heart is hanging until I hear your voice. But this time ... aftershocks will happen at any time, the mountain will slide at any time, and you may stay there at any time ... But () you can carry out this task, and as your wife, I am very proud.
M: Thank you for your understanding.
Woman: (with tears in her eyes) I heard the news of an air force officer and his fiancee who went to Wenchuan for earthquake relief at the traffic radio station today.
Off-screen sound
"M: Dear, I'm going to Wenchuan, where the form is not optimistic.
Now, I can't promise you a lifetime, because I don't know if I can come back. I am a soldier. When the country and people need it, I have no choice. This is my responsibility! If I stay there, please live a good life.
Woman: Go ahead, honey. I will wait for you at home. If you really stay there, I will definitely bury my love there with you, and I won't make you feel lonely. "
W: You know what? After listening to their information, my heart ached. I know you always have a regret. When I got married, I got a marriage certificate from you because I didn't want to, and there was no ceremony. You wanted to see me in a wedding dress, and you said it would be beautiful. I said, wait until the day when you become a hero.
Man: (silly smile) Wife, I thought it was a big deal. Now that you have married me, I have no regrets.
Woman: Husband, no matter whether you are injured or disabled this time, as long as you come back safely, I will tie a big arc de Triomphe of lilies at the entrance of the expressway, put on your favorite wedding dress, greet you and tell the world that you are my hero.
Man: (with tears in his eyes) Wife ... (Bowing his head and kissing the woman's hand) Look (pointing to the red ribbon tied in the upper left pocket of camouflage clothes), I heard that we are going to Wenchuan for earthquake relief, and an old lady there gave us this red ribbon. Aunt said she would bless us to come back safely. With the kindness of the people, we will be even.
Ann is back, and we will also use our loyalty to dye the August 1 ST flag more bright red!
Woman: (Hold the man's hand tightly) Husband!
The assembly horn sounds.
Man: (immediately let go of his hand, got up, picked up his helmet and rushed out of the door without a trace of nostalgia)
Woman: Standing with tears in her eyes.
Man: (When I was approaching the door, I suddenly stopped and turned around. I put on my helmet, packed my clothes and gave the woman a military salute. Rush out quickly)
Music: When your hair passes through my steel gun, don't blame me for being cold …
Woman: (waving after the door) Honey, I'll wait for you to come back.
Military Sketch Script 4 Script Text
Time: noon
Location: Hotel
Character: Hadron: Zhao Jie: Sunspot: Monitor:
Hadron and sunspot Zhao Jie came to the stage in tandem.
Hadron: Ouch! This hot training day is really hard!
Zhao Jie: My father said that you can only become a master if you experience pain.
Sunspot came and took out a new shoe box from under the cupboard, took out a pair of new shoes and put them on happily.
Hadron (looking at Zhao Jie impatiently): Don't "me" all day! I am. I'm not me. My ears are allergic.
Zhao Jie: My father said that you can't forget your roots and let me remember my hometown.
Hadron is pouring water in the observation cup, and sunspot is tying his shoelaces.
Sunspot: Xiao Zhao! Just because your father said this sentence, it is enough to see that your father is an old fox!
Zhao Jie: My mother said that she used to take my father out when she was a child.
Sunspots stood up excitedly and looked at their new shoes. Hadron turned around with water and accidentally saw the shoes on sunspot's feet.
Hadron (curious and surprised): Why are you wearing my shoes?
Sunspot: (wondering) Who is wearing your shoes! This is my own.
Hadron put down the glass.
Hadron: Don't you admit that such a realistic and cruel fact is in front of you?
Zhao Jie hurriedly pull hadron.
Hadron: Why are you pulling me?
Zhao Jie: My mother said that it is a peaceful society now, so we can't start working.
Hadron: Stay away, who will do it?
Zhao Jie, let go.
Sunspot: I just bought this yesterday.
Hadron took out the shoe box and shoes from under the cabinet.
Hadron: How did you buy this pair of heels? They are exactly the same as mine.
Sunspot: I don't know! Well, let me tell you something. I took a fancy to a dress yesterday. Please lend me some more than 400 yuan and pay you back next month.
Hadron (looking at sunspot): I want to borrow it from you! I still owe Wang ass a debt. It's not like you don't know
Zhao Jie (surprised): You just got paid the day before yesterday, and you have no money.
Sunspot: So you do! Xiao Zhao, lend me some and I'll pay you back next month.
Hadron (facing the sunspot): If you ask him to borrow it, he is an honest man (patting Zhao Jie on the shoulder). Young man, your consumption level is behind the times at a young age!
Zhao Jie: (in a low voice) I'm not a miser and I'm not behind the times. My mother said that she would save money for my wife.
Hadron: There must be money on the monitor, but it's hard to say whether it can be borrowed.
The monitor came on stage.
Monitor: What are you talking about me again?
Zhao Jie and Hadron Sunspots stood in a row and saluted the monitor.
Hadron (embarrassed smile): Nothing! I haven't seen you for a few minutes. Look, the monitor is young again! Sunspots?
Sunspot: How can you say you are young? The monitor is very young.
Monitor: Don't flatter me, Xiao Zhao. What did they just say about me?
Zhao Jie: They say you have ... (Hadron rushes to cover Zhao Jie's mouth).
Hadron: Monitor, look at the bright moon today!
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