Please ask for Guo Degang's cross talk joke: "If you want to curse in the street, I am an ancestor. I can curse you."

2007 5 31

Guo Degang: There are a lot of people coming...I am very pleased!

Yu Qian: Hehe, the old words

Guo Degang: The old words sound so good

Yu Qian: Hehe, that’s how they sound

Guo Degang: There are tens of thousands of people upstairs and downstairs...including the Qianmen area of ??Tianqiao

Yu Qian: Huh? Oh, what I said

Guo Degang: Come more, come more and praise these cross talk talkers! Okay, let you forget your worries...

Yu Qian: Yes

Guo Degang: Alas, I have not been happy recently

Yu Qian: Hey, what's wrong with you?

Guo Degang: Something happened at home

Yu Qian: What happened?

Guo Degang: Everyone has watched the latest issue of "Starry Night Story Show", right? ?

Yu Qian: See, your second uncle is going to be a guest, and he is very good at talking about the snacks in old Beijing.

Guo Degang: Hey, there is nothing we can do, so we came to the rescue temporarily.

Yu Qian: What’s going on?

Guo Degang: What I was thinking was that my third uncle came, but something happened, something no one could have imagined

Yu Qian: Wait, wait, wait... you three uncle! ?

Guo Degang: Yes

Yu Qian: As far as I know, Mr. Hou Baolin has three sons, the eldest son Hou Yaozhong, the second son Hou Yaohua, and the youngest is your master Hou Yaowen. Where did you come from? Uncle Yisan?

Guo Degang: "I often think that you are smiling next to me now..."

Yu Qian: Wait a minute... Hehe, your third uncle is him

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Guo Degang: Alas, that was an unbearable past. It’s a long story

Yu Qian: Tell me

Guo Degang: Guangxu 24th year 189...

Yu Qian: Oops! ! Did you start with the Reform Movement of 1898? It's not that far...

Guo Degang: Let me ask you a common sense first: Have you heard of the cross talk "A Wife and a Son"?

Yu Qian: Of course I have, we have performed before, you forgot

Guo Degang: Yes, yes, yes! I remembered that you acted as an old artist and went to perform as a comfort consol abroad. Before you left, you gave me your wife's blessing. When you came back, you got a fat boy. Yes, yes, yes, look at how beautiful he is.

Yu Qian: I haven’t heard of it, look how you are talking

Guo Degang: The cross talk is made up but this paragraph is true

Yu Qian: No, this paragraph was made up.

Guo Degang: Look, I didn’t say it happened to you. Why are you so anxious? Look, I’m not anxious at all.

Yu Qian: Nonsense. What about me? What are you in a hurry for?

Guo Degang: No, no, no, no, no, no, hurry, hurry, Brother Qian is so petty

Yu Qian: Isn’t that the nature of being petty...

Guo Degang: I just want to Said that the plot in this cross talk really happened in the cross talk circle

Yu Qian: Really? Who?

Guo Degang: Look! "I often think that you are smiling next to me now..."

Yu Qian: Oh, you are the third uncle? Haha

Guo Degang: I think your attitude is very vulgar

Yu Qian: Isn’t that what you said to me! ?

Guo Degang: As the saying goes: "One is noble and the other is humble, friendship is a matter of seeing; friendship is a matter of life and death." For example: Brother Qian went to other places for filming and did not come home for 10 months in a row

Yu Qian: Waiting for me to come back to hold my son and take care of my confinement

Guo Degang: Hehe, we brothers are not allowed to take care of our sister-in-law. In the summer, we need to buy coal; in the winter, we need to lay a mat or something else. Employers

Yu Qian: I never heard of it, why did you say it happened to me?

Guo Degang: I am not making an analogy. Who else should I talk about?

Yu Qian: Then talk about me

Guo Degang: Everyone understands. It’s okay. How old are you? Who hasn’t had years of burning passion? No matter if you are a master or an artist, you are still a human being

Yu Qian: Haha, yes

Guo Degang: And I am very disgusted with the current media. I won’t mention any names, bastard...Ba? Is it interesting to bring this matter out again and curse it? If you have something to say, don't curse. Who are you scolding? If you want to curse, I am an ancestor. I can curse you. I learned art when I was seven years old. I rely on my mouth to make a living. If I talk back, it is called bullying.

Yu Qian: Haha

Guo Degang: Things in the world are as they are. I have a very open mind. The world is not complete, let alone a crosstalk talker.

Yu Qian