How can a colleague's performance be humorous?

Colleagues should say this when they behave well:

1, your performance is really: sweeping a large piece with a stick, picking a line with a gun, as light as a swallow in a cloud, and soaring with pride;

2, your performance is really: outstanding, stand out from the crowd, well-informed, well-educated, knowledgeable, outstanding, far-sighted, unique vision.

3, your performance is really: ten years of grinding a sword, frost blade has not tried, today I will let you see, who is unfair;