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Xinjiang men look funny. Tell me about it.
2 pretending to be forced is only an instant, and shamelessness is eternal.
It is really difficult to attend classes at noon on weeding day. A little broken book, sitting all morning. . .
Daughter-in-law is not at home, and her personality is not very strong. I must be a little confused when you do this.
When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.
If Taiwan Province Province is not recovered one day, I will pass Grade 4 in one day!
Go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles when you are in a bad mood!
Don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do!
9 if it is long, it will be divided, and if it is long, it will be closed; Drinking will drive you crazy. You will drink every glass of wine.
10 I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.
1 1 What if I have a husband? There is a goalkeeper, and the ball is still there!
12 No other half has 100, only two people have 50 points!
13 Eat a little properly to lose weight.
14 I'll give you whatever you are, and you want me to please you artificially. You are delusional.
15 the world belongs to us and those children, but sooner or later it belongs to those grandchildren!
16 I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.
17 A good horse never turns back, so I never turn back and beat around the bush. As a result, I met the grass again
18 hit sogou on the computer, and then you two came out. What, what do you mean, sogou found us?
19 My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.
Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!
2 1 I will walk until the water blocks my way, and I am thirsty; Then sit and watch the rising clouds, dizzy.
My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.
There are no inseparable couples, only mistresses who don't work hard.
I came quietly, walked quietly, waving a dagger, leaving no one alive.
If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.
Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.
Carousel is the most cruel game, but there is an eternal distance between chasing each other!
There is a love that makes me indifferent, and there is a love that makes me unlucky.
Besides teeth, there is also love that people can't extricate themselves from.
I asked: Is my avatar awesome? He said: I like it. . .
3 1 Shakespeare said: Don't test my mother, because I can't stand the test.
Go to today's class and spend tomorrow's money!
Judging from your appearance, you are too arbitrary.
It is not easy for God to meet you and get close to you.
35 girls! Where are so many white horses? Find a donkey to make do, don't wait until one day all the donkeys are taken away, leaving a pile of mules.
I love you, it has nothing to do with you.
I always wander between cow A and cow C.
Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.
You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.
My youth owes me 10 million, and I won't let it go until I pay it off.
4 1 I never write words, but I write common characters.
If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.
Were you scared when you gave the money just now? Not afraid of nervousness? Don't be nervous. It's wicked!
44 people are not afraid of death, what they fear most is that they don't know how to live!
Are you an iron fan princess? "Why do you say that?" ? I think only Niu Wangmo deserves you. . . . . .
I usually scold you, but I didn't know I was both civil and military until I hit you.
Wear other people's shoes. Go your own way. Let them talk.
Don't tell me when you break up: actually, you are fine, so you still dump me?
This mobile phone can stand by for 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds.
Men like fashionable women and don't like gossiping women.
Make sentences at will
1, the ball is under his feet, running freely. He is the star of our school football team.
2, each of us should be serious, can't follow one's inclinations.
The teacher is not in the class, and the class is full of troubles. Everyone, including some class cadres, does whatever they want. This behavior is unacceptable, and we should correct it!
4. Hit it off, chatting casually, there seems to be endless words (Zou Yuxiang).
My mother will go back to her hometown. I thought I could do whatever I wanted, but I never expected my mother to leave a last resort for my brother to watch me. My mother is really insidious!
During the summer vacation, after I finished my homework, my mother allowed me to play as I please for a few days. How happy I am!
7. You can't do things as you please, or you will do things badly.
8. My cousin always does her homework at will. As a result, she didn't do her homework well and was scolded by her aunt.
9. The rain falls and cleverly washes away the dust on the flowers, leaving a completely different mood. The delicate petals were not injured, but still safe and sound, and greeted her with a smile. ...
10, no one can follow one's inclinations and everyone is equal before the law.
1 1, we run on the playground as we please, and let go of the pressure of students in the past six months.
12, spring is coming! Let yourself play as you like!
13, don't always follow one's inclinations, learn to control your emotions on different occasions.
14. Today, my parents are not at home, so I can play games as I like.
15, the two of us sat side by side and chatted casually.
16, spring outing! Student smile happily!
17, Hsiao Ming-Ming did whatever he wanted at home, made a scene and accidentally broke the vase.
18, summer vacation is here, and we can finally play as we please.
19. In this section, Teacher physical education class asked us to play as we please.
20. My little cousin likes to doodle on the beach at will, thus improving his painting level. His painting won an award.
2 1, I went to my classmate's house to play, and my aunt said politely, "Just sit at home and do whatever you want."
You can't just talk without practice.
Probably if you have a decent job, you can't do whatever you want, but you can't fight back if you get hit in the face. Society always protects the vulnerable groups, but never asks what they have done.
You can't just talk without practice.
First, we are different, we are taciturn and not good at expressing; We are different, our families are incomplete, and there will always be shortcomings during the Spring Festival. We don't want to visit relatives, but we can't let mom go alone. All she can do is call me, but she is embarrassed to sit. I have to follow. At this time, I wish you were still here. We are different, we can't make ends meet, we can't do whatever we want, but we should think twice before you act; We ..... I want to be like you.
Second, the online stock explosion God Huarong actually paid attention to some stock gods and bosses, such as Li Daxiao, Ye Nv and private equity funds. When he first paid attention to Weibo. Later, he found that it was all routine. Everyone was a team, a job, and a person who betrayed his sincerity for the benefit. Ordinary people should make their own judgments, not follow one's inclinations. Stay away from this rubbish, the truth is that you have to follow your heart and think about what you need. Greedy people lose themselves.
Third, you can do whatever you want in life, but you can't go with the flow.
Fourth, since WeChat added acquaintances nearby, I found that many things can't be arbitrary. What negative energy, what anthomaniac, Weibo hair can be considered in the future. I want to quit my job recently, especially after talking to my mother yesterday, and I want to go home more. From mid-July to now, I have been unable to find what I want.
When I knew you were getting married, you knew my heart was broken all over the floor. I know I have no reason to jump out and no right. Although I know that I love you more than her, love can't be the reason why I do whatever I want. When you send me a message one day, I bless you.
Six, more and more uncomfortable, the ring has been taken off, I can't chat with you at will, I can't like you, I can't think about you sleeping, I can't put the bear you gave me in front of the bed, I can't wait for you to make bread for me, I can't fantasize about having you in the future, I can't cry in front of others, I can't cry in front of my friends, I have made them very worried, I can't give them trouble, I can't be melodramatic.
I don't know when I began to feel that I lost my inner freedom and couldn't do whatever I wanted. If you don't believe me, I can't help it. Being questioned for the first time, telling the truth will not be so melodramatic. You have your dissatisfaction and I have my helplessness, so please continue your dissatisfaction and disbelief. Don't want to explain too much I won't explain right or wrong from now on.
Eight, the disciplinary review must be conducted in accordance with the law, according to discipline, according to procedures, can not follow one's inclinations, is to prevent the abuse of public power in cheat people, disregard for human life.
Getting along with people is really a test of emotional intelligence. Some things you can't say directly considering the other person's face and self-esteem, but you should express them euphemistically, and some things you should say directly, such as your opinion and your real thoughts. If you are euphemistic in this respect, there will be barriers, and the other party will think that you are untrue and too fake. You really can't do whatever you want but you can't wronged yourself, so you have to find a way to handle things better without making him look sophisticated. Can you believe it?
X. I can't be selfish, I can't do whatever I want, I can't live in a fairy tale, I can't refuse to grow up, I know everything, but I'm really bored.
Eleven, there used to be people who would worry about you. Just be a brainless person and be happy every day. Now, we have to face ourselves everywhere, and we are in a dilemma. I didn't even have a chance to turn back. I make all kinds of decisions by myself, hesitant and difficult! Nothing can follow one's inclinations as before.
Twelve, the solstice of winter, well, happy! Actually, I'm not happy at all! I thought it would be a wonderful thing to package jiaozi together! But! Well, that's it. Growing up is really bad! ! When you grow up, you will hide your worries in your heart, you can't do whatever you want, you can't do whatever you want, you have to consider the consequences, and this world is really difficult to deal with!
Thirteen, the whole body seems to be falling apart, and there is no strength at all. The baby was ill and didn't go to early education for several days. I am so tired when I want to eat or watch TV every day. It's hard to feel like crying, but I can't cry if I want to.
Fourteen, speech is no longer free, words can not be said at will. Sometimes I will suffer because of my lack of confidence, but I have to accept this life.
Fifteen, you can't do whatever you want, not just because you are not rich enough.
Poverty can't stop me from buying clothes at will. Only obesity can.
Seventeen, suddenly feel so boring, still can't do whatever you want, or be overwhelmed by reality, getting farther and farther away from your former self.
Eighteen, if you can't cry and laugh at will, how can you prove your youth? Youth is gone forever, and our faces are getting old, but we must always have a young heart.
Nineteen, life is not long, why can't you do whatever you want?
Twenty, talk about a love, you can't do whatever you want, so you don't work hard and become poor.
Twenty-one, a collection of youth fragments of middle-aged men. This is my first feeling about Fanghua. Because of youth, warm tone, because of fragments, there is no complete plot chain, because of collection, so there is too much expression but lack of depth. It can't be said that the director is arbitrary, but it's a pity that the story is not coherent after all. I touched that era, but I couldn't see the people inside. I can't see the interaction between the times and people, and the inner ripples that have emerged. It's just that passive time has passed and people have changed. Slightly disappointed.
Twenty-two, it is difficult for people to live as they please. As long as they have what they want, they cannot be completely free. The balance of gain and loss is a person's values. As I grew up and reconciled with myself, I got rid of unrealistic ideas and began to plan my life carefully. I suddenly feel that life is so simple ~ some unhappy things may benefit me temporarily, but I am not the child who used to be emotional and thought that he was strong in action. For Buddhist adults, self-rational laziness and ease are king.
It's really hard to learn to refuse others. Why can't I live as I please? I am always bound by other people's behavior.
Twenty-four, tired, can't do whatever you want. If you want to eat, you can't eat. If you want to play with your mobile phone, you can play with it. If you play with your mobile phone, you can hide. When you see the boss coming, you can pretend to be doing something serious.
Twenty-five, if we can't cry and laugh at will, how can we prove our youth?
Twenty-six, recently unhappy, dancing at will, meniscus, knee.
Twenty-seven, as an adult, you must learn to deal with your emotions, you must not be reckless, and you must not learn to forget at will. What you said is not true.
28. Like, like and hate, there are so many ambiguous emotions in life. People who follow their hearts don't have many choices, and they can't pick them up or put them down at will, just asking for no regrets in this life.
Women talk casually.
60 days before the due date, my business is getting better and better. I always think that men should be responsible for supporting their families, and women should have jobs or careers to live beautifully and freely ~ Come on, I hope I can live as myself and give my children the best conditions.
Women talk casually.
First, there has never been an era when women can manage their own beauty so freely. We should feel lucky and happy! I hope that after years of fighting with the world, you will still be radiant and interested.
Second, why do you spell it like this? Because I'm afraid I can't keep up with you Why do you have to make up every day? Because I hope you have me in your heart, and those women who are related to you are so beautiful. Can I do whatever I want calmly? Why are you going out to play? Because you go out to play without me, women will inevitably think, afraid that you like a woman who likes to play, and then I learn to play just to let you have me in your eyes. Why drink? Because you love drinking, I am afraid that one day you will take me to drink and say that I am not suitable, and then drink with those women who love drinking, thus leaving me in the corner. Why do you always nag? I'm busy playing because you left me out. It's just playing with women Why are you angry? Because I'm afraid of losing you.
Today, I met a strange woman. Everything is arbitrary. It's common to swear when you open your mouth, and people are not allowed to talk back. Such people actually get along well at work, and no one dares to mess with them. I have to say that people nowadays are really sensible. Have it both ways, parrot-like, looks dizzy, and feels more and more unclear about people nowadays.
Fourth, it is said that a woman is melodramatic, but she thinks from different angles and has many worries, so many times she can't do whatever she wants. She cares too much to speak freely most of the time. She wants more, but she is afraid of being seen through, misunderstood and rejected by you ... when she wants to throw everything away, there is no sufficient reason and reasonable excuse.
It's hard to trust women anymore, and I never trust spoony women. Yes, women always don't know how to be together. Their ideas are childish and wonderful, and they do whatever they want regardless of the consequences. Why are women's EQ lower than men's?
6. Women are the most beautiful when they relax at will, just like the little flower called by the roadside climbing Guanyin Mountain today, which is as soft, beautiful and good.
Seven, have grown up a lot, and finally become tolerant enough. I want to live as I please, be a calm and indifferent woman, learn to dare to face the bleak life, analyze myself and prescribe the right medicine, although Rome was not built in a day.
Eight, my youngest aunt, stayed in school to teach after graduation, and became a university professor. She goes to school early and all the students are older than her. She still teaches math. When I went to live in her house when I was young, I always felt that she was not out of touch with the world, beautiful ~ Kochi ~ my role model. Later, she had children and a circle of friends, and she was tired of cooking every day to deal with children and spit out students. . . I feel that every woman is not living as she pleases. . .
Nine, men and women are really different. Men can eat and drink and do whatever they want, but women can't. If women want to live according to men's wishes, they will face homelessness if they are not careful. I don't know what's the point of this life.
X. How can a woman be good to herself? Get rich first! Do whatever you want again!
Xi。 I didn't see you when I was sleeping, but you were dreaming when I was insomnia. It seems that we are in two parallel worlds. One day's communication is just a few words, living a single dog life under the guise of marriage, eating, traveling and attending other people's weddings alone. When others say it, I proudly deny that it is so easy to follow one's inclinations now. God knows I still have a woman's heart, and I look forward to having my hands around me. Well, it's probably beautiful.
Twelve, a 41-year-old woman, can follow one's inclinations, without scruple grin, really good. Shu Qi deserves this happiness. Her naked clothes were left in the past with those photos and videos.
Thirteen, the secret of a woman's youth: forget her age, do whatever she wants, and plan how to dress up as she likes.
After time is running out, you should be a woman who can do whatever she wants. No one needs to be a dick, and no one needs to be tolerant. Just like when you were a kid, no one needed to watch it.
Fifteen, around you, with you as the center of the world, this is not my original intention! Women need independence to live as they please! However, after experiencing right and wrong, I suddenly realized: you are the one who deserves my treasure!
Sixteen, I have to say that the second child that bothers me is sucking milk. One side can't eat, and the other side can only suck it out. Every meal during the day and night. If you don't smoke, you will get mastitis. I dare not eat meat as I like, for fear of having too much milk. Woman! Not only do you have to have children, but breastfeeding is also very torturous. How unfair! Watching everyone put on nice down jackets and go surfing, I can only stay at home with a creamy cat.
Seventeen, when a man chooses a wife, he doesn't want to marry a little girl who needs to be taken care of and held in his hand. On the contrary, what he needs is a wife who can share joys and sorrows with him, has a strong heart and knows how to tolerate. He knows that only such a woman can make him struggle desperately and live as he pleases.
18. I don't understand why a woman who thinks she can marry a good man by virtue of her beauty, legally plunder everyone's rich and poor, and can swipe a man's card casually by virtue of her beauty will come to see me in Weibo. After all, I think Weibo has an IQ threshold. Different circles, don't be hard to melt.
Nineteen, those willful demands, you can listen, is my happiness. If you think I'm a woman who is willing to push you around at will, that's what makes me sad the most.
Twenty, what do you think; This kind of human beings owe themselves to play around all day; Unclean style, whether; I think I have been watching this self-cultivation character with a beautiful woman for several years; I secretly thought about coaxing other women into my bed at will and getting comfortable.
Twenty-one, quietly burned for two days, no sneezing, no tears, no runny nose, and then the mouth was burned and the mouth festered. I was going to take my children and parents on vacation at this moment. Unexpectedly, the plan has been reversed, and the new business plan may not be able to take a long vacation as I like in the next three years. In fact, how many women are born with enterprising spirit? Who doesn't want to spend most of their time with their children and parents unless they have to ~
22. If you are kind to people who love you, isn't everything all right? I'm also impressed! Your language attacks and attitudes are really too much and irrational! Unreasonable. It's been a long time, look at that cold-hearted man who loves you very much! How do you feel! His heart is broken! I've said too much, but I want to pull you back to the normal track, not to do things at will, and women should have better connotations!
Twenty-three years old, I just want to be a little woman, live a more exquisite life at will, and have a little petty bourgeoisie ~ ~ ~
Twenty-four, my legs are very tired after work one day. I work hard. You know, if I didn't support myself in the first place, why did I have to work day and night? Today, I turned over the previous trends. Women should live like this and do whatever they want, just to cater to their own hearts. Now, I never want to get married again.
Twenty-five, this sorghum field, these magical things, these men and women, are generous and open-minded. Life and death exude all the heat and vitality, revealing the freedom and joy of being a man at will!
Twenty-six, women must manage their own lives, and must not follow their own inclinations. Small temper and cleverness are just condiments, and knowing the great wisdom of life is the best way, so that you can master the overall situation and have a life you envy.
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