Good night, humorous copy

1. Don't sing for the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to make money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of their lives, you cook, wash clothes, do housework, be rejected, look after the children or you.

You are so beautiful. Thank your parents first. If they didn't give you a pair of skillful hands, could you make yourself so beautiful?

3. Everything must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.

When you encounter unfortunate things in life, don't be depressed, cheer up, and you have to believe that worse things are yet to come.

5. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their last life; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

6. Life is not only the present, but also the invitation of your predecessor.

7. Eating less than one meal a day can save a lot of money over time, which can be used to treat stomach problems in the future.

8. Opportunity is like a hair on the head of a bald man. You catch it, you can't catch it, and it's gone.

Nine. When I was a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers and vowed to raise one when I grew up.

After 20 years, my dream has finally come true. Anyway, it's time to cook for my wife.

10. Don't always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, others envy you for having a good stomach, you envy others for being rich, and others envy no one to borrow money from you.

1 1. Now I don't even want to set the password for my bank card. Use it.

Six-digit insurance for double-digit deposits is tiring to think about.

12. God is fair, giving you ugly appearance and low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

13. There are two ways. One is beautiful and the other is ugly. I belong to the middle, so ugly!

14. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. Horizontal criticism: I can't help myself.

15. I'm not that flower anymore

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Ten dollars is still a long time to think about, cutie. I am now

Five dollars should be carefully considered.

Sixteen years old. Contraceptives are effective for the following groups

Condoms are valid for three years.

Five years, many times, love has expired before the medicine and condom expire.

17. My New Year's resolution is to be thinner and have a bigger wallet! God, please! Don't make any more mistakes. It was rectified for me last year.

18. "What pants do you look young in?" "I really can't think of anything younger than wearing diapers!"

19. People must not treat themselves badly when they are alive. For example, losing weight is too far from me, and eating a bowl of meat is more practical.

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10. Some people say I'm shameless, that's nonsense. My face is too beautiful to give up.

Twenty one. At our age, we must wear a helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise we will be recognized by our classmates when driving a BMW Mercedes-Benz.

People say you are young and like a student, not because you look small, but because you are dressed dirty.

Twenty-three You must scold me, because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

I bought a can of mimosa today. I'm not ashamed to go back. Ask the boss. The boss said, "Maybe you bought this pot to lose face."