Half crazy, half stupid and half pretentious classic qq signature.

1. I'm actually in good shape, fat but not greasy.

2. If you are not a foodie, you will not understand the loneliness of foodie.

3. I don't care if you don't love me. There are many beautiful women in the world, and she will be gentler than you!

4. What era is it now? At first glance, it's sure enough.

5. Showing half your ass doesn't mean that you are sexy, but that your underwear is small.

6. You pretend to be forced with me only because you didn't. You pretend to be pure with me only because you are impure.

7. I awake light-hearted this morning of spring, don't bother hanging Q. I suddenly heard the QQ sound, what is the truth.

8. Men are like the food in the canteen. Although it tastes bad, it's gone too late!

9. Why does Superman like to wear underwear outside? Because you're wearing it. Who knew you were Superman?

1. When you smile weakly, pigs and dogs hang themselves. You say that you are awesome ...

11. "What do Taoist priests generally call themselves?" "Being original." "What about the Taoist who loves to watch movies?" ""electricity … movies being original? "

12. Parents fool their children into calling for education; Children fool their parents and call them cheating; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

13. Don't make the world angry with lewdness! Ask who is the most coquettish in the world and tell me to do my part!

14. Be a carefree foodie, and be an idle foodie.

15. I'm going crazy studying, and my teacher will send me to a mental hospital quickly.

16. The biggest disadvantage is: lack of money.

17. Your face is disgusting enough.

18. You should call me dear as soon as Tencent goes online.

19. Who doesn't know that you are playing with your mobile phone in class and someone is giggling at your crotch?

2. The reason why flowers are inserted in cow dung is because cow dung has special nutrition.

21. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

22. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

23. I regard money as dirt. My father regards me as a septic tank.

24. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

25. Spending money is as easy to make money as taking a shit, and as difficult as eating shit.

26. The teacher said after class: What else don't you understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have this time?

27, losing weight is not so easy, everyone has his size

28, the worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble

29, you are not a good wife, but disgusting.

3. It's mine. Don't move. If it's not mine, where can you put it for me?

31. Although I failed in height, my personality is full marks!

32. I sent a photo of myself, and I thought it was great, but others commented that it was ugly again.

33. Your appearance affected my healthy growth, and I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

34. Why can't I understand your heart after reading it for so long? Because ... I'm nearsighted.