The fairy in ipartment speaks funny.

1, the highest level of falsehood is that when you see it again, you no longer believe it is true.

If you are not going to cheat a woman all your life, don't cheat her.

Do you know what it's like to love deeply? It's like the room suddenly darkens. I'm not looking for the magic lamp, but looking for him.

4. Nine times out of ten, a woman has a little love in her heart, which appears as two points on the surface.

There will always be someone to teach you to grow up, and then he will leave alone.

6. Teacher, just follow the old woman.

7. Emotion is something that must be strictly controlled. If you indulge in self-pity, you will become more and more depressed.

8, the heart does not move, it will not hurt.

9. There are too many forks in the journey of life, and turning around may be a lifetime. ...

10, kindness is when others are hungry, I chew ribs and smack my lips.

Hey girl, don't look at me. It's not that I don't understand. You seem to have an endless dream.

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Funny confession sentence: girl, just follow uncle.

1, if one day I can't help asking you, you must lie to me. No matter how much you hate it, don't tell me that the person you love most is not me.

2. I will hide in your favorite yogurt and breathe through a straw when you don't drink it.

3. What? Waste paper? Is that a long lyric poem I wrote, or is it because I proposed to you? Then what are you doing for your brother? He is a garbage collector. Can he read poetry?

I stayed up late. I'll call you when I'm mature

I turned around and took a few steps to look back at you, and you just looked back at me. The wintersweet around me forgot the season and blossomed.

6. If I can cross, I want to go back to the hospital where you were born and tell your dad who is pacing anxiously in the corridor: Don't worry, your wife and my wife will be fine.

7. If you have a lover, take leaving your hometown as a trip. After the lover leaves, two steps are drifting.

8. I raised my fist and was about to hit you. You held out your scissors, smiled and said, I lost. Hit me. What should I do?

9. If you ignore me, I feel like a brother and sister riding a tandem bicycle.

10, I will hide in your favorite yogurt and breathe through a straw when you don't drink it.

1 1. When you have a lover, leaving your hometown is a trip. After the lover leaves, two steps are drifting.

12, the whole meaning of my life is to say to you at this moment that I love you and I will always be behind you.

13, I used to write stories in pencil, but now I meet you. I erased everything and picked up a pen.

14, even if the world ends, I will still love you.

15, a group of immortals fighting landlords in the sky. When they saw that there were two cards left in Yue Lao, they played cards one by one wisely. Seeing that the other side was about to finish playing, Yue Lao had to play cards. At that time, he still had a pair of you and me left in his hand.

16, my greatest luck in this life is knowing you, and my greatest misfortune is not having you. Maybe you will meet someone you love deeply, but you won't meet another person who loves you as much as I do.

17, dear, please help me sign the household registration book, which is in the column of spouse.

18, silly girl, you know, I don't trust others to take care of you! What if they really take care of them?

19, do you want to make a mistake and regret it for life? Here comes the opportunity.

20. I wanted to turn off the power of the moon in the sky, but later you packed your bags and said to go to a distant place to help me do it. Sure enough, after you left, the moon never shone again.

2 1, girl, just follow uncle.

22. Good flowers are planted in cow dung. Who said that? Tell me, and I'll send my brother to cut him down. Don't be afraid. After you marry me, I will cover you and hum. Which boy doesn't want to mix, and dare to say that my wife is cow dung.

23. I am a graduate of a famous university with a doctorate in animal anatomy. After we got married, we started our own business and opened a stall selling pork in the food market. I cut the meat and you collect the money.

24. Wanted girlfriend: I have the same personality as you, look like you, look like you, be as cute as you, and make me feel exactly like you!

From now on, we will be friends for one minute. This is a fact, and you can't change it, because it has passed.

I love the moon, its purity, brightness and roundness. I love you, really love you, love you, love you beautiful.

27. Just like touching porcelain in a car accident, I can't afford to sit on you after colliding with you in a sea of people.

28. Don't follow me! I told you to stay in a cool place, didn't I hear you? I can hear you, but don't you think you sound cold?

29. The love line, lifeline and career line in my hand are all spelled out by your name.

30, silly girl, you know, I don't trust others to control you! What if they really take care of them?

3 1. I stayed up late. I'll call you when I'm mature

It is not difficult to keep calm about the world. For example, I want to argue with you.

33. Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Just waiting for your words. If you agree, we will get married. If you don't agree, we will divorce.

34. A group of immortals in the sky struggled with the landlord. When they saw that there were two veterans left, they cleverly played cards one by one. Seeing that the other side was about to finish playing, Yue Lao had to play cards. At that time, he still had a pair of you and me left in his hand.

I didn't know until you left that the apple I bought didn't peel automatically for two days.

36. I turned and took a few steps to look back at you, and you just looked back at me. The wintersweet around me forgot the season and blossomed.

37. Just like the screen of a mobile phone, if you don't fiddle with it, your heart will be dark for a while.

38. I used to write stories with pencils, but now I meet you. I erased everything and picked up my pen.

39. Eating together is called fighting, going home together is called carpooling, and housing together is called fighting. You give me the rest of your life and live together. It's called despair.

40. Just like the screen of a mobile phone, if you don't fiddle with it, your heart will be dark for a while.

4 1, apply for a job! Major: Love undergraduate course. Specialty: washing dishes and pots. Ability: I love you without saying it. Salary requirements: the heart is yours. Ideal contract period: valid for many years and never quit!

42. Hey, bring some salt. I said, shall we go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register and get the red notebook after dinner? What? I haven't proposed yet? I'm proposing. Who says you can't propose while cooking? I haven't said those three words yet. What three words, four words? Hey, get a pot of oil!

43. When we meet, we always nod our heads, but it is always difficult to say what we want to say. At the moment when our eyes met, I already felt your tenderness.

44. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love, just meeting you in my most beautiful years.

45. Just like touching porcelain in a car accident, I can't afford to sit on you after colliding with you in a sea of people.

46. What is missing is a highlighter. I can't see the handwriting when I wave it during the day, but I can clearly see every stroke at night.

47. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the toothpaste, I am the brush, you are the melon vine, I am the melon, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

48. The distance between us is only the distance of a heart. You have me and I have you. Hold your hand, give me the magic of love, tell you that I love you and cherish each other wholeheartedly.

49. What is missing is a highlighter. I can't see the handwriting when I wave it during the day, but I can clearly see every stroke at night.

I didn't know until you left that the apple I bought didn't peel automatically for two days.

5 1, let's start from the beginning.

52. I wanted to turn off the power of the moon in the sky, but later you packed your bags and said to go to a distant place to help me do it. Sure enough, after you left, the moon never shone again.

53. Gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings. According to my research, you should be the biggest treasure in the world, full of gold, diamonds and famous paintings.

You are always clamoring for me to pick the most beautiful stars and give them to you. I smiled and said, How can I tear out your eyes?

From tonight to tomorrow morning, I miss you a little. I expect to miss you continuously in the afternoon. Affected by this low mood, the night will become a big dream, and the mood will drop by five degrees. It is expected that this weather will last until I see you.

56. The whole meaning of my life is to meet you at this moment.

Don't worry, I won't be poor if you follow me. After all, I have been engaged in the trust and investment industry for six years and accumulated enough experience. As long as you marry me, I will buy a lottery ticket with the figures of your birthday and wedding anniversary, and guarantee to win the first prize of 10 million.

Every time you look at me affectionately, I want to kick my nose and face, and then put a sign next to your eyes that says no swimming.

59. From tonight to tomorrow morning, I miss you a little. I expect to miss you continuously in the afternoon. Affected by this low mood, the night will become a big dream, and the mood will drop by five degrees. It is expected that this weather will last until I see you.

60. Some people love with their mouths, but I love them with my heart. Maybe I will lose a lot, but I won't regret it.

6 1, it's not the feeling of falling in love that makes me happy, but the feeling of falling in love with you that makes me happy.

62. Love stories are beautifully written, mostly to make up for the lack of looks.

63. You are always clamoring for me to pick the most beautiful stars and give them to you. I smiled and said, How can I tear out your eyes?

64. The moment I saw you, my heart moved.

65. Dear, please help me sign the household registration book, which is in the column of spouse.

66, love this thing, time is critical. It doesn't matter whether you meet too early or too late.

67. The man said: Shall we transfer the ownership tomorrow? The woman said, which house have you visited? The man said: You sit on the left and I'll sit on the right and take a picture and post it. Female: Silence, silent man said: It's really no good to do a notarization first.

68. I really want to say those three words to you But I'm afraid it will hurt our feelings for each other! Don't rush to ask me those three words! I'm so scared! Really scared! Do you really want to know those three words? All right! Then I will tell you! Listen carefully. Those three words are to borrow some money!

69. If I had an extra ticket, would you go with me?

Classic post bar is funny.

1. What should I do if I drown in swimming one day? If you want me to kiss you, just say so.

I hate everything that time has given me. It makes me feel the emptiness of death between every heartbeat]

3. What a mandarin duck plays with water, it's all fucking drowned, and what a fly with me, it's all fucking dead.

When you can't figure it out, think about yourself in China, and everything will suddenly become clear.

Primary school students are a team, middle school students are a bunch, and college students are one to one.

6. Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

7. Someone asked me how I plan to spend this Valentine's Day. Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!

Listening to the tick of the clock, time flies.

9. People who fall into adversity may still survive, but I never have a loving home.

10. boycott breast enhancement surgery and don't pollute the last safe milk source!

1 1. People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and untie their complex.

12. Some women wear stockings to look good. There are also some women wearing stockings, which shows that the quality is very good. What is the widest in the world? Examination scope.

13. God closed the window of mathematics for me, took the door of English by the way, blocked the sewer of Zongzhi, and even blocked the dog hole of Chinese for me.

14. I gave you my mobile phone number, why don't you understand my mind! Charge me dozens of dollars if you need anything.

15. Rats are holding knives, and there are cats and brothels all over the street. Who knows loneliness?

16. Winter vacation is my blue face, and summer vacation is my red face. Why are you a third wheel between us?

17. If you care too much about other people's ideas, then your life is like a pair of underwear, and you have to go on with whatever others fart.

18. I saw a friend posting in a circle of friends: I broke up with my boyfriend. It's good to be busy at work during the day, but at night I can't restrain my inner emotions and secretly laugh under the quilt.

19. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu. Looking back, the man turned his back on me.

20. People think I'm looking down, but I'm actually looking at whether this dime should be picked up on the ground.

2 1. Since drinking XX milk powder, my hair has disappeared and dandruff has become more prominent!

22. In a blink of an eye, it's time for northerners to show off in an ostentatious manner and southerners to tremble.

23. There are two me in the world, one is me who eats, and the other is me who wants to lose weight.

24. It only takes two steps to make a girl crazy: the first step is to take pictures of her; Step two, don't let her see the photos.

25. Today, I want to listen to music with headphones. I found that there was no sound on my left. After inspection, it was found to be a false alarm. It turned out that I was deaf on my left side. I thought the earphone was broken, which scared me.

26. Do you know why you care? Because I'm studying!

27. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But, man, you made me do it.

I love you very much, but I can't tell you what to do.

Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.

30. The country depends on guns, the people rely on money, and men and women rely on sleep.

3 1. You can't believe any news until it is officially denied.

32. The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love was.

34. My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence: Go away.

I forgot the face of the person I promised to love all my life.

36. You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you.

37. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

38. My nephew said excitedly: Uncle, I am a big official! Where is the monitor? I suddenly feel very sad: my uncle is the biggest official in my life and a Q group administrator.

Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake.

40. I was going to be as thin as lightning this year, blinding your eyes, but it turned out to be a nut wall, blocking your sight.

Thin to death. -Tell me a classic joke.

It's hard to love one person, it's fun to love two people, it's boring to love three people, four people are finished, five people are finished, six people are finished ... to be continued.

Fat people's favorite line to hear when watching martial arts movies should be that "thin to death" * ~

It often happens in the morning. I stole a look at my roommate's bed. As long as a person is under the bed, just like the truth-go back to sleep.

One day, I saw a screen name: Yao Yaokun. I thought it was very strange at that time, and I suddenly understood it after slowly analyzing it.

Every class has a sissy, an idiot and a fool …

Robbery, money can go, people stay.

If you really love, how can you break up because of a disagreement from your parents?

It doesn't matter how many life lessons are understood. It is too late. The price of growth is gradual loss.

We close our eyes and pray that our desires become less and less. We have forgotten too much, discarded too much, and forgotten our initial heart.

Love is not that important, what matters is whether it is appropriate or not.

If I go north, Jay Chou will take me seriously.

It's almost the end of the year. How much did the old class give me (the total prize for the whole year)? I wish the old class a good life! !

One person lives, two people are happy, and three people die.

The inspiration is not Cao Cao, just say it.

How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.

Our boss! Brick face, belly button, pig arched nose, heart-shaped mouth.

At birth. Select the difficult mode. Who knows accidentally, came to the earth.

If you don't pick up girls, it's illegal. If you pick up girls, it's good for heaven.

When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

There is at least one person around us who you think has never washed his face, washed his head or changed his clothes. Then keep walking, hehe, hey.

It is said that eating Oreo means twisting, licking and soaking, but everyone who has eaten Oreo children's paper knows that Oreo can't be twisted.

I think "I can't afford to be hurt" is more terrible than "uneasy"

A woman redder than a red diamond fell in love with a man redder than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who is greener than a green diamond came and gave birth to a son called a member.

In case Altman can't beat the little monster, worship him as a teacher.

The world is a mess, little girl. What should I do? ★

I want the whole world to know that I keep a low profile.

You always say you don't understand, break up and ask you why, and you say you don't understand. Then ask, Xiansen, what the fuck do you know about me?