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Well, how do you describe this magical statue?
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Gender: male
Age: unknown, appearance 30
Race: magic
Height:1.85m.
Identity: Magic Zun
Specialty: proficient in space-time magic
Favorite:?
Desire: the pursuit of greater power.
Personality: willful, persistent and competitive.
Immortal fiend, the demon statue of the underworld, is responsible for guarding the intersection of the underworld and the divine world. I came to this world for Jing Tian. I went my own way, regardless of the consequences, which caused great changes between people. I learned about human love. ...
Role special ability description
One of Ming Yao's stunts, there are many kinds, most of which are just attached to others. When these people are in special circumstances, the inscription will send a message to the demon who released the inscription. A senior demon like Paris can cast sculptures out of magic slaves. When certain conditions are met, the magic slave will incarnate to protect or kill the engraved person.
Space magic architecture can be said to be the devil who is best at space magic. He can not only easily shuttle between the six realms, but also come and go freely in the twisted "well of ghosts and gods" At the same time, he can also create his own exclusive space independent of the real space. As for transporting other creatures from one world to another, it is also easy for heavy buildings.
Disintegration is the ultimate spell of the inferno, which condenses the magic of the whole body, erupts instantly, and has the great power of Conan the destroyer. As a demon, this is also a forbidden skill. After applying this spell, the low-level demon will escape into the dust and die. Even if high-level demons can barely maintain their bodies, they will lose all their strength and be equal to mortals.
: entrance line of Mozun Heavy Building (excluding the heavy building part and the first encounter and official ending of Yong 'an in Jing Tian).
(1) Penglai Yu Jiantang building appears.
(Note: Green means, the evil sword fairy impersonates)
Heavy: Hum! So it's ... you bastard!
Qing: ...
Chong: Do you want to die here? Go away!
Qing: damn ... now is not the time, remember! (Go)
Jing: Ah! You are the one who came to be a sword that day!
Jean: May I ask your name? Where is Xianxiang? We are lucky to have this fairy-tale fate.
Heavy: Penglai? This is one of the 72 immortals on earth? Not a fairy, there are dead bodies everywhere, hum!
Shang: Life is death, and death is life. It may be destiny takes a hand's fate for this sect to suffer such a disaster. We cultivate immortality in order to cultivate one's morality and cultivate one's sexuality. As for success or not.
Fairy, it depends on everyone's qualifications. ...
Heavy: full of nonsense! What cultivate immortality? It's just wishful thinking of an ignorant fool!
Shawn: That's not true. Poverty is still shallow, and Shushan is over 50 years old and maintains his destiny. They are already fortuneteller.
It's not ridiculous to cultivate immortality together. ...
Heavy: pretending to be a fairy, deceiving yourself, even the fairy pretending to be such a ridiculous thing, the world is really the bottom of the six realms, ridiculous!
Violette: I'm sorry, this ... this master, is the change of Shushan related to that man just now? What's the situation now? Who was that man just now?
Heavy: people? ..... With your psychic powers, if you are not autistic, how can you not know the cause and effect? Is this ... worth it?
Violet: Me. ...
Heavy: it's too dangerous for you to imprison spiritual power.
Violet: I have my own discretion and don't disturb others.
Chong: You ... Hum! We must take care of this seat. How do you think? (Sedum surgery)
Violet: What did you do ... What did you just do to him? ]
Jing: Me? ! Nothing!
Chong: You can actually see the inscription on the fire? Unexpectedly ... not bad! (turning to go)
Jing: Hello! Don't go! Finish your words! What the hell is going on? I have something to ask you!
Violette: (stops in front of Jing Tian) Xiaotian! Let him go. ...
Chong: (without looking back) Use this sword if it is useful!
Jing: You don't want such a good sword? How about I give you a penny and sell it to me?
Heavy: no need! (Go)
Jing: Wait! Hey! Don't go! you ...
Jing: Well, if I earn a penny, even if you give me this sword, we will be friends, hehe.
Xue: What! What a great look ...
Jing: What does he want? It's confusing every time. I'm confused by this red hair!
(2) Leizhou Secretariat House
(Evergreen sucks Ray Zhu Ling out of Ting Yun's body)
Chong: (suddenly appears) Do you want this thing?
Jing: What? Ah! It is you! Red hair, what are you doing here?
Chong: (glaring) What did you call me? !
Kim: Really? I regard you as my friend, but you won't even tell me your name. Too stingy ...
Chong: (squinting) You don't remember anything?
Jing: You never said ... I have a good memory. You never said that!
Heavy: you! You can call me Lou.
King: Paris ... that's a good name. I seem to have heard of it somewhere. ...
Chong: You had one. ...
Jing: No way! I have collected 348 collections, all of which have dates and sources except one that was broken.
Outside, I have never lost it, and there are no such beads!
Zhong: Don't you remember? If you want Fenglingzhu, just follow!
Jing: Is there really a bellflower? Where are you going?
Heavy: the sacred world.
Xue: Liar! What sacred world? Don't listen to his nonsense!
Chong: (pouting and raising eyebrows) Shut up! We're not talking to you!
Kim: Shen Jie? ! I am a mortal, how can I go to the divine world? What do I have to do with God? Who are you and why do you know me?
What happened?
Heavy: (evokes lip angle) It's no use asking more questions. Come if you want!
Jing: Good! I'll go with you!
Li: Xiaotian!
Chong: Are you afraid?
Jin: This ... are there many treasures in heaven besides Lingzhu?
Heavy: Hum! You will know when you go!
Heavy: (leaving the circle, walking) follow!
Xue: Hey! What! What's the big deal?
(3) the well of ghosts and gods
Heavy: Hum! Will it take so long?
Xue: This is the fairyland? Not at all! Liar!
Jing: Yes! What is this place?
Heavy: this is the "well of ghosts and gods", the only channel connecting the two worlds. Originally, only ghosts and gods could enter, but you are a little self-disciplined.
People can hardly do it.
Jing: mortal? It's not a ghost, is it What about Xiao Kui?
Kwai: Brother ... Don't leave me.
Jing: Don't worry! I won't!
Heavy: very simple! Just turn her into a mortal (Sunflower surgery)
Kwai: I am ... so strange. It's like having a body The weather is very warm ... you are too capable. Can you tell me how to eat?
Body? Please.
Re: (motioning with his hand) We don't like to meddle!
Kwai: What can I do to have it? Please. Tell me … I really want to have a body … really!
Kim: You are so good, you must have a way. Will you help Xiao Kui?
Chong: Are you going to heaven or are you wasting your time here?
Kwai: I will do anything for you, as long as ... as long as you can let me have a body, even for a day or a moment. ...
Touch my brother and let him hug me. ...
Xue: You ... said this. ...
Jing: Xiao Kui! hold it ...
Heavy: Hum! It's better to ask for help than to ask for help!
Kwai: ... Do it yourself? How?
Dragon: ... Is there really a spirit bead in the celestial world?
Reply: Please reply if you don't believe me!
Jing: I believe it! Of course I know ... It's just a walk from here, right?
Heavy: Not bad! But since it is called "the well of ghosts and gods", it can not only cross two worlds in one step, but also be trapped in rolling in the deep forever. By ...
Don't expect me to save you.
Jing: Hehe, you have always been very helpful to me. If anything happens, you will come to save us.
Weight: I always count on outside help. When can I become strong? ! you ...
Jing: Me. ...
Xue: I ... I don't want to go. It's too dark and terrible. ...
Heavy: Hum!
Xue: What's so funny? Girls are afraid of the dark, but I am not timid.
Heavy: Where to go? What's to be afraid of?
Kim: What do you mean?
Heavy: you will know when you have passed. It's convenient to move in the divine world with this.
(Get Holy Token)
Jing: What is this baby? You gave it to me?
Weight: the symbol of the sacred world. Without it, it is difficult to move.
Dragon: Your Excellency ... What do you mean by being so helpful?
Heavy: Hum! In our eyes, human disputes are like ants attacking each other, which is meaningless. How can we condescend to help?
L: otherwise! Eradicate evil spirits and protect all sentient beings. This is my shushan-
Heavy: ignorance! Demon fairy, ghosts are all sentient beings. What can you do to protect him? Take care of the people closest to you first!
Kwai: You mean ... what happened to Sister Zi Xuan?
Heavy: it's no use talking too much! (Go)
Li: Zi Xuan ... Zi Xuan will be fine, absolutely not!
(4) Ghosts and spirits in well armor
Li: Zi Xuan ... I'd rather die a thousand times than hurt you if I could. But ... the lock demon tower must be sealed
India, in order to save the people and eradicate Uber, will definitely sacrifice. Zi Xuan! I'm sorry!
Li: Zi Xuan! See you in the afterlife! Zi Xuan!
Heavy: Hum! It's so noble to say that at the expense of others and with a clear conscience!
Who? ! Who's talking?
Re: (Appearing) To save the people? Hum! Actually, I want to be a hero
L: nonsense! I didn't!
Chong: Then go to hell! Zi Xuan is dead. How can you live alone?
Zi Xuan is dead, how can I live alone? ...
Zi Xuan is dead, how can I live alone?
Zi Xuan is dead, how can I live alone! !
Jing: Brother Xu! (Running in front of Evergreen, Snow meets Red Kwai and follows)
Kwai: (When you cast the thunder spell, Evergreen wakes up)
L: (to Paris) You, why are you here? Did you just hallucinate that you were planning something?
Heavy: Hum! People like you don't deserve to be human!
Dragon: (pointing to the heavy building in surprise) Why do you say that?
Heavy: among the six realms, only people have feelings and can become husband and wife, but some people don't know how to cherish and want to cultivate immortality!
Chang: I am from Shushan, and I was sent by heaven to protect the world and eradicate evil spirits. Only by pursuing perfection can we live up to our mission!
Emphasis: the rise and fall of the six realms is determined by nature. Can mortals change? What is your boy? Don't hesitate to talk about the world.
L: Your Excellency seems to have a deep prejudice against me and Shushan ... Please don't interfere in other people's family affairs.
Kwai: (with his head in his hands, floating in mid-air) Idiot! He's in love with your wife. You should be careful, or your wife will.
Someone else took it!
Heavy: looking for death?
Kwai: (I guess) I ... I'm just saying. ...
Heavy: magic bone, go! ! Go ahead, the magic bone appears and fights with everyone.
(5) Feng Binggu
The evil sword fairy tries to kill Xue Jingkui Xuan, and Paris seems to stop it. )
Evil: What's your intention of ruining my event for three transgressions and five times?
Heavy: Hum! Hey, you, asshole! Still dare to talk about "big things"!
Evil: I give you three points, but you are still so arrogant. I won't let go today!
Chong: What are you? ! Want to die?
Evil: Hum! I don't care about you today, I will compete with you tomorrow! (Go)
Heavy: (reaching out to Zi Xuan) Can't stand up? Are you hurt?
Violette: That's all right. My foot is a little sprained.
Chong: Was that chop suey just now? Hum! I should-
Kim: No, it's my fault. It triggered the avalanche and caused the nun to fall off the cliff.
Purple: ...
(reapplying for surgery to cure Zi Xuan, purple stands up)
Violet: Thank you. ...
Beijing: Paris, please treat Xiao Kui.
Heavy: you! ..... Hum! (Surgical treatment of Solanum nigrum)
Kwai: ... Thank you.
Heavy: Hum! (to Jing Tian) You! Come here for a second!
Jing: Me?
(Paris steps aside, followed by Jing Tian)
Heavy: It's still so useless! Cann't even protect a woman ...
Kim: You wouldn't say that, would you? That evil sword fairy is very strong, thanks to you this time, otherwise we will be finished.
Heavy: Hum! You are so different from the old you.
Jing: I don't know what I was like before, but don't drag me down too much. I was trained by you. Don't say evil spirits. I don't even want you.
Afraid!
Heavy: Good! Remember your words!
Kim: I have a question. Why do you arrive in time every time we are in danger? What a coincidence!
Heavy: Hum! What a coincidence. This is what I left behind, sculpture and magical spirit. ...
Jing: lettering? Magic spirit? What is that?
Heavy: Hum! How dare you ask! Didn't you kill the demon spirit?
Jing: What magic spirit? I haven't seen it!
Heavy: Cut the gossip! I'm obsessed with magic, so I may not catch up with it every time ... then I'll teach you a trick!
Jing: Ah! Really? ! Thank you very much Your skill is so great, it must be a very powerful move!
Chong: Don't be too happy. Watch! (operation)
Heavy: Hum! You got it?
Jing: That's it? You didn't teach me!
Chong: This is what you learned on Earth in your last life. I'm just reminding you.
Jing: Isn't it awesome?
Chong: How should I know!
Kim: haven't you used it?
Heavy: Hum! How could I use such a boring trick!
Jing: Me. ...
Heavy: think more! Very natural.
Jing: Are you bored? I don't think ...
(learn to pour the country's silver bullet)
Heavy: (towards Zi Xuan) ...
Heavy: Take care! (Go)
Xue: Sister ... He seems to like you!
Violet: Don't talk nonsense. We don't even know his origin. It is hard to say whether he is an enemy or a friend. ...
Xue: He has saved us several times. He has great skill. If he intentionally hurts us, we will all die!
Violet: If you hurt someone, you may not die. ...
S: But ...
Zi Xuan ending:
(the evil sword fairy dies and goes up in smoke)
Chang (bending down to the ancients): Uncle Shi! What are you going to say? I'm listening.
Chang Qing ... Shushan ... Shushan depends on you ... you ... you are the next ... leader.
Dragon: Uncle Shi! Disciple didn't become a monk, and ... Zi Xuan has been unified, and there will be no monks in the future.
I'm afraid it's against the rules.
It's time ... what rules do you care about? Rules are made by people and can be changed, even if ...
If we don't change, nothing can bind people ... break the rules ... if it weren't for us ... breaking the rules in those days.
For a moment, I will not ... give birth to such a monster!
Captain: Yes ... Yes, disciple!
Cang: Remember ... going against the sky ... will be condemned by God ... you can't cultivate yourself overnight, the so-called ... fast,
Finally, it's ... a ... empty. ...
Disciples know ...
Cang: The lock demon tower has not been sealed ... How to revive Shushan ... This heavy burden ... in fact ... you.
..... (He put down his hand and died)
Dragon: Uncle Shi! Uncle Shi-
(Ground earthquake, from Changqing)
Violet (to Evergreen): Goodbye. ...
Li: Zi Xuan! what did you say ? /Excuse me?
Violet: (shaking her head) This is your life ... You ... Take care!
The earth shook and the lock demon tower collapsed. Zi Xuan walked to the front of the tower, evergreen pulled Zi Xuan to stop her from approaching the Zi Xuan Tower.
He pushed away Changqing, stood in front of the tower, called out four spirit beads, and immediately gave Changqing the inner Dan water. Evergreen is light.
Falling slowly after being frivolous)
Li: Zi Xuan! What you just gave me was-
Violet: My skills help you cultivate immortality ... This is the last thing I can give you. ...
What about you ...? !
Violet: Wet beads are in my body ... I'm sorry! I've been hiding it from you. I practice with water droplets and want to live forever.
The world is with you, but it is only a dream after all. ...
(Holding out his hand to Zi Xuan) Zi Xuan! You wouldn't-
Violet: (shaking his head and turning to the tower) As you said, life comes first. This is also the fate of Nuwa people ... Qing Er,
I feel sorry for you ... I love you very, very much ... (disappearing in different light)
Dragon: (reaching out to keep it) No! Don't-
(Purple comes to the tower to seal it, and suddenly there is a flash of different mans. Paris appears between Zi Xuan and the tower, pulling Purple.
Xuan retired and then tried to seal the demon tower with magic. Looking back at A Zi, Zi Xuan bowed his head and sighed again.
Take a deep look at Zi Xuan, make a transformation in the air, seal the Lock Demon Tower with all your magic, and restore the Lock Demon Tower to its original state.
The building falls back to its original state)
Violette: (reaching for the weight) Are you all right?
Heavy: ... I'm fine.
Violette: Are you hurt? Do you want to have a rest?
Heavy: a little thing can't hurt me!
Chang: (handing the heavy building beside me) Thank you ... for your help.
Heavy: (referring to evergreen) Hum! Help? You deserve it too! This seat is not yours, let alone Shushan's!
Violet: Really ... Back to the underworld?
Heavy: No! I have lost my magic and can't go back to the underworld.
(Everyone is surprised)
Jing: (pointing to the heavy building) You ... your magic. ...
(Raise your hand again and leave a mark on Jingtian's palm)
Jing: Huh? ! this is ...
Chong: Now is not the time, but one day I will compete with you and carve this out anyway.
I can get you back.
Jing: (scratching his head) But ... I didn't say I wanted you to fight! You helped us a lot. We are friends.
Isn't it?
Chong: At that time, you and I were strangers. What is more interesting than fighting? In a few years, I will.
Looking for you, take care!
Heavy: (to Zi Xuan) ...
(Jing Tian doubts this)
Chong: Now you are human, so am I, and he is immortal. People are different, but you and I are the same. ...
Violette: (shocked) You? ...
Chong: Goodbye! (Go)
(fairy three-story fine print)
There is wine in the sad belly.
How many blues have you had in your life?
Whispering with each other
Love haunts my heart
Magic falling into dust
It is difficult to get rid of old age
Humanitarian way
buddy system
Still sentimental.
Attached is Zi Xuan's last words.
Zhu Ling shed a thousand tears.
Idle grass and sunset
Leaving people, passing by, dark and desolate.
Envy mandarin ducks
The feeling of sadness is hard to say.
The wind cuts the intestines inch by inch.
Immortals, people, ghosts, endless.
Love short and hate long.
(6) Special article: The ending of Shushan School and Sorbus pohuashanensis.
(After the evil sword fairy died, Zi Xuan gave Changqing an elixir to make him live forever, and then gave his life to seal and lock the demon tower. )
Reply: (seemingly) Why? ! There are some things in the world that are beyond my power. ...
Li: Zi Xuan ...
Chong: Get your hands off me! You don't deserve to touch her! ! (Condense gas at fingertips and lift it to the tower)
What are you doing?
Heavy: this seat will destroy the demon tower! Destroy shushan!
Dragon: (raising sword) I will never let you do this!
Heavy: Hum! No? Are you capable? Let you kill yourself in front of Zi Xuan!
(Jing Tian travels between Changqing and Paris)
Jing Tian: Wait a minute! If you want to destroy the lock demon tower, kill me first!
Heavy: Good! Then I will help you!
Red Kwai: (running and holding a sickle in front of Jing Tian) Stop it! Don't hurt brother Tian!
Heavy: (Stop)
Kwai: It's all you! If you hadn't destroyed the lock demon tower before, how could your favorite woman die?
Heavy: you!
Kwai: Now that she has sacrificed herself to repair the tower, you should destroy it again. This is the same as killing her again.
Like what?
Heavy: (Hold your breath again and hold your fingertips to the red sunflower) Bold ... Go to hell!
Jing: Xiao Kui, get out of the way!
(Heavy buildings exert strength, red sunflower falls)
Jing: Xiao Kui! How are you? Does it matter? Xiao Kui!
Kwai: (dying) Brother Tian ... Are you worried about me? ..... it's for me, not anyone else ... right? ……
Say something ... Jesus!
Kim: Yes. ...
Jing (pointing to the heavy building, angry) save her, I want you to save her!
Heavy: Hum! Why should I listen to you!
Jing: You! !
Kwai: Brother Tian! Don't work with him ... you are no match for him ... he put me down from the tower, and I owe him ... now this.
Sample ... we're even ... nobody owes anyone. ...
Heavy: Want to get even? You don't deserve it (Save the sunflower, divide the sunflower into two parts: red sunflower and blue sunflower)
Red: Ah! How did this happen?
Lan: Huh? ! Where is this?
Jing: Why? How can it appear at the same time?
Heavy: Hum! Want revenge? Not only did I release one, but now I saved another!
Jing: (scratching his head) Thank you. I know you're just ...
Heavy: Cut the crap. Today, ten years later, let's have a good contest in the ice lake of Fengbing Valley!
Jing: You have something to say. Why do you have to argue with me? You don't have to struggle to pay off your debts. ...
Heavy: Hum! Goodbye (go)
Kim: Well ... every time. ...
(Half a month later, Shushan sent Wuji Pavilion)
Jing: Brother Xu, I have to go.
Chang: Are you really not going to stay in Shushan to practice sword? (Little sorbus flies to one side)
Scene: ..... "The sword of gold and iron is easy to break because of its sharpness. The sword of essence is immortal from heaven and earth." I used to rely on the magic sword, rely on it.
I depend on everyone and will depend on myself in the future. Ten years later, I will beat him on my own!
Chang: How about Solanum nigrum? Or with you ... (the little sorbus flies away)
Jin: They have gone to the ancient town ... all my favorite people have gone, and I am doomed to fail them in my life. ...
Ok, take care!
Jing Tian: Brother Xu, take care of yourself ... (Leave and the scene will enter the final animation).
(End)
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