Humor about drying WeChat red envelopes without money

The humor of drying WeChat red envelopes without money is as follows:

1. Look, Cary is short of money. Seeing wechat is not short of money. How did it get so bad this year?

2. Wechat ran out of money, and my mother gave me three yuan to pay the tour fee. My mother said, "Don't give me three yuan, give you 20 yuan", which moved me for half a year before I paid the tour fee.

3. Tonight, I told my parents that I have no money on WeChat. Give me some. No, my parents didn't say that a person becomes hundreds of times smaller. Don't say it feels good.

4, WeChat payment, a sweep shows that the balance is insufficient, I said that WeChat has no money for Alipay, master, the driver said that it seems that you don't care about money, I said that many things can't be seen at face value.

5. How poor I am. Today, I want to tell others about my micro-signal. Just enter the words "I WeChat", and the input method will automatically pop up "No money", and the input method will know.

6. These days, the rich are graded, and those who have no money are excluded. How far is the distance between money and no money!

7. Money is a little tight recently! Cary has no money, WeChat Alipay has no money, and life is tight. You can lose weight for this reason.

8, every day, the credit card has no money, and it will ask for a transfer, and the face is cold.

9, rich people, people without money are difficult!

10, read the account book paid by WeChat in the middle of the night, and cracked it. There is a reason for not having money.

1 1, WeChat, friend: "In? Do you have money? " Me: "No money." He: "Why don't you have money? You should reflect on it! " "I was speechless.

12, I haven't been to the gym a few times, and there are seven or eight coaches on WeChat. How to euphemistically express that I have no money to go to private education?

13, although I don't have the money to send a red envelope, I must have a red envelope cover! This damn desire to collect.

14, only when you are down and out do you know that people are warm and cold, and no one is there; Without money, you know the world is cold and there is nothing.

15, wechat has no money, how important it is to meet people who have to drop!